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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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Galeb Duhr art across the editions | /r/dndmemes

1E WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT LEG DAY DND'S AESTHETIC ACROSS THE YEARS:GALEB DUHR 2E 3E 4E WAR, CHILDREN IT'S JUST A SHOT AWAY IT'S JUST A SHOT AWAY THESE GUYS WERE THE MOST POINTLESS PART OF FROZEN II. THE MOST POINTLESS FROZEN MOVIE IT'S KIND OF BASIC, BUT IT'S A ROCK MONSTER. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT? 5E ROCKY SAD BOY WHO'S GONNA MAKE ME FEEL BAD FOR TAKING HIM OUT

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If your doing point buy, you can take 9 in all stats and become "CAPTAIN SH*TLORD" | /r/dndmemes

Have YOU dumped a stat, or rolled like dog doodoo? Ask your DM today about implementing "DUMP STAT BENEFITS" If they say yes, then all you will need is to have a negative modifier on one of the corresponding stats! STR: <9 "Oh yeah, it's big brain time' Once per short rest you can use a bonus action to grant a creature Advantage on a specific strength check. Explanation: you have spent your entire life with the strength of a starving baby. Even moving the lightest object requireds immense planing, and preparation. This makes you perfect for the advisory role of any heavy lifting operation. DEX: <9 "I'm used to it" All self inflicted/accident based damage is reduced by 5. Explanation: you fall good. (DM discretion on what accident based damage is) CON: <9 "who tf is gonna dump this?" Uhhhhh, you get advantage on everything while on 1 hp. Explanation: who cares, nobody is gonna actually dump con. Wait your not gonna actually dump con are you? ? WIS: "squinting bravery" Can't be frightened by a thing that requires you to see it for its fear effect. Explanation: "is that a dragon, or a really close bird?" INT: "mind of silk" Once per short rest when you take psychic damage, you can instead just not. Explanation: Jimbo the MIND wizard reaches into your mind and attempts to crush it. However he is unable to get any kind of grip on your astoundingly smooth brain. CHA: "the f--- is that" You get advantage on checks to scare. Explanation: you fugly.

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Honey, wake up! New "tomato chart" just dropped | /r/dndmemes

ABJURATION ILLUSION PROTECT STUFF THE SCHOOLS OF MAGIC 0 MAKE STUFF SEEM LIKE OTHER STUFF DESTROY STUFF CHANGE STUFF INTO OTHER STUFF Posted in r/wizardposting ENCHANTMENT DIVINATION EVOCATION TRANSMUTATION NECROMANCY CONJURATION MAKE THINGS DO STUFF KNOW ALL THE STUFF DO CREEPY STUFF MAKE STUFF APPEAR reddit

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Don't worry, I still have my notes from the previous 17 sessions we didn't get to | /r/dndmemes

Me after writing approximately 3 sentences for the next session My preparations are complete.

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Haha artificer go boom | /r/dndmemes

my character realizing that I can trigger a artificer to detonate like a nuke YOU KNOW THE RULES AND SO DO I made with mematic

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True story | /r/dndmemes

male elves in Western media OVENTULANT.DEVIANTART.COM male elves in japanese media ป

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4 year olds have a tendency to make declarative statements that could make them look foolish in retrospect. | /r/dndmemes

D&D TIP FROM A 4-YEAR-OLD PLAY A CHARACTER THAT LIKES TO LAUGH AND HAVE FUN SO YOU CAN LAUGH AND HAVE FUN TOO. redwyrmling D&D TIP FROM A 4-YEAR-OLD PLAY A CHARACTER THAT THE OTHER PLAYERS WILL LIKE BECAUSE YOU WILL SPEND THE WHOLE ADVENTURE TOGETHER. wyrmling D&D TIP FROM A 4-YEAR-OLD A GNOME WITHOUT A FUNNY HAT IS JUST A HALFLING. celwyrmling D&D PLOT HOOK FROM A 4-YEAR-OLD A GHOST PARROT WAS ONCE THE PET OF A FAMOUS SEA CAPTAIN AND KNOWS THE LOCATION OF BURIED TREASURE. wyrmling D&D PLOT HOOK FROM A 4-YEAR-OLD AN ANCIENT RED DRAGON HAS STARTED TO GO BLIND AND IS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO GUARD HIS TREASURE. recwyrmling D&D PLOT HOOK FROM A 4-YEAR-OLD COOKIE MONSTER IS ACTUALLY A PIRATE NAMED CAPTAIN BISCUIT AND HE IS SEARCHING THE SEVEN SEAS FOR COOKIES. Frwyrmling DM TIP FROM A 4-YEAR-OLD THERE IS SOME GOOD IN EVERYONE, EVEN THE BAD GUYS. redwyrmling DM TIP FROM A 4-YEAR-OLD GIVE EVERY MAGIC ITEM A FUN NAME LIKE THE BLADE OF DARK EVIL DEATH. regwyrmling DM TIP FROM A 4-YEAR-OLD NEVER ROLL JUST ONE DICE. ADD A COUPLE D6'S TO EVERY ROLL TO SCARE THE PLAYERS. redwyrmling

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Honestly, the crowbar should be used as a weapon more often in D&D | /r/dndmemes

Ö If I had a nickel for every time a crowbar was used as an improvised ranged weapon, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice. made with mematic

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It's pretty darn effective though | /r/dndmemes

Spore Druids be like... I am going to create an environment that is so toxic,

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When you run homebrew games | /r/dndmemes

This is my world. Full of monsters, NPCs and loot What's that shadowy place over there? I haven't come up with that yet

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Helpful is a subjectively relative term. | /r/dndmemes

helpful Magic Items 2 @Bardic_Tales 1. Simpleton's Stone: Once a day this stone can turn a gold piece into a copper piece. 2. Wand of Lightening: The target loses their appetite. 3. Auto Biography: This journal magically records the events of the day from it's perspective; not many events are relevant to a book. 4. Axe of Green Enchantment: It's green. Magically green. 5. Potion of Hydration: The drinker's thirst is quenched. 6. Trousers of Invisibility: Only the trousers turn invisible. 7. Ring of Falling Feathers: Summons 2d12 feathers in a 10ft cube around the wearer whenever they fall more than 10ft. 8. Ring of the Courtesan: When worn this ring turns the wearer's clothes into lingerie. 9. Bag of Scolding: This sentient bag regularly berates whoever possesses it for their poor decisions. 10. Gloves of Handedness: When worn this pair of gloves swaps the wearers dominant hand. 11. Sword of Remorse: This sentient sword regrets every being it has ever harmed and cries loudly when unsheathed. 12. Deck of Many Kings: The top card of this deck is always a king, making up bizarre new suits if more than 4 cards are drawn from the top. 13. Dagger of Dullness: Goes blunt 1 minute after sharpening 14. Helm of Mind Projection: Loudly vocalises the wearers thoughts; requires attunement. 15. Unsavoury Flask: Fluid stored in this flask loses all hydrating properties. 16. Snitching Ring: Screams if the wearer tries to steal; once worn it cannot be removed. 17. Perfume of Repulsion: Foul smelling to all but the wearer, who cannot be convinced of its stench. 18. Shrodinger's Box: Any object stored within this box are turned invisible while the lid is closed. 19. Wand of Bootlegging: Once a day this wand can make an extremely poor quality copy of one object no larger than a 1ft cube. 20. Block Eternal of Cold: An ice cube that never melts.

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It was fun while it lasted , but I’m retconning that ruling before next session . | /r/dndmemes

My familiar is an arctic skunk, capable of casting the spell stink cloud. Thus making it a spellcaster. The staff of power only requires attunement by a spellcaster, so I give my staff of power to my skunk imgflip.com Me (the dm) last session if I wasn't an idiot NAH

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