When he appeared he mentioned he had 'five minutes.' When he said he was going to kill, one of the players disrupted the circle. He screamed, "NO!" and poofed. (More context in comments.) | /r/dndmemes | Dungeons and Dragons | Know Your Meme

You venture into the depths of this strange dream-like world that has a workshop like Santa There's a very out of place ritual circle and all of a sudden a portal opens and a black knight appe- ars with his sword He doesn't appear to be hostile He stabs one of the surviving people in the summoning circle so it can't give him orders It's fine, at least he doesn't have orders to attack you. He seems to know a lot and answers questions for once When asked what he's going to do now, he replies "KILL" and runs off

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