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File: tumblr_o3cbwiut961ubm73lo(...).jpg (86 KB, 1100x770) Daily reminder for newfags Anonymous 01/24/24(Wed)17:50:43 No.76232413 ► >>76232473 >>76232635 >If you have had sex you don't belong on /r9k/ >If you have dated you don't belong on /r9k/ >If you were popular in school you don't belong on /r9k/ >If you have a hyperactive social life you don't belong on /r9k/ >If you aren't a NEET hikikomori/Shut-in or Mcdonalds or gas station working wagie you don't belong on /r9k/ >If you are attractive you don't belong on /r9k/ >If you are not an incel robot or wizard you don't belong on /r9k/ >If you are female you don't belong on /r9k/ >If you are chad or Stacy you don't belong on /r9k/ F------ normalfags get the f--- out. ☐ Anonymous 01/24/24 (Wed)17:54:42 No.76232452 ► >>76232474 Ay n---- u wanna be a janny or somethin? Anonymous 01/24/24(Wed)17:56:26 No.76232473 ► >>76232489 >>76232413 (OP) I killed /b/ and I facking will kill/r9k/ as well. I had a girlfriend in highschool and my mum gave us condoms. Anonymous 01/24/24(Wed)17:56:41 No.76232474 ► >>76232452 If i was i would ban all normal nice people

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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SUPER SOUR THEN SWEET SOUR PATCH Kid's EXtreme fas%1 SOUR SOFT&CHEWY CANDY Anonymous 01/24/24(Wed)15:41:42 No.912890513 ► >be eating pic related >so sour that it hurts my tongue >so much sugar I can literally feel my teeth rotting away as a I chew >mouth is in excruciating pain by the time I'm done >still love eating this trash for some reason

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Anonymous 100 KB JPEG 1/24/2024, 10:19:31 AM No.50263801 > Be me > Regular anon on 4chan, living the life of memes and sarcasm > Constantly telling myself that everything is just fake and gay > Never took anything seriously > But then one day, something changed > I stumbled upon a story that hit too close to home > It was about a man who lost everything > His wife, his children, his job, his home > He had hit rock bottom and was struggling to get back up > As I read through the thread, I couldn't help but feel a sense of sadness wash over me > This wasn't just some fictional story, this was someone's reality > And it was hitting me hard > I realized that all this time, I've been hiding behind my 'fake and gay' mentality to avoid facing the harsh reality of life > But now, I couldn't ignore it anymore > I couldn't escape the sadness and the depression that surrounded me > It was a wake up call > I started to see the world in a different light > The memes and jokes didn't seem as funny anymore > They were just a way to cope with the pain and the darkness of the world > I couldn't believe I had been blind for so long > I had been living in denial and it was time to face the truth > Life isn't always fake and gay, sometimes it's just plain depressing > And it's up to us to find the strength to keep going despite all the hardships > So here I am, sharing my story with you all > Anon no more, just a person trying to navigate through the ups and downs of life > And maybe, just maybe, I can help someone else realize that it's okay to feel sad and it's okay to not be okay.

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Anonymous 01/24/24(Wed)12:11:36 No.912879480 >be me >Make secondary snap to play a prank on some girls in my contacts >Go into this reddit account with a bunch of pics of some Chad >Starts sending pics and some of his nudes using a trick that makes it look like a live snap >Actually got several nudes from girls I had no chance at getting them from because they know me, and they got bf's 19 KB PNG >Overwhelming feeling of joy and sadness because it couldn't be me >One of them used to send me nudes but no longer does because she's apparently down and busy >Gets confirmation that it was indeed a BS excuse and it was easy AF to get her to spread her legs for me Honestly this s--- just made me f------ depressed. I was so close to this one girl, and she just distanced herself because a lot of s--- is going through her life. Some random guy was enough to make her horny enough to make it forget all, something that I could not do with all of my support. I'm not a bad looking guy, I didn't have a fight with these girls or whatever, but I guess some women can't help themselves when they see hot new d---. We are still close but what's broken cant ever return to the way it was... F--- this s---

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: Anonymous (ID: XlkyYGfH ) == Circumcised 01/24/24(Wed)10:28:57 No.456291466 >be me >confront parents of why they let some k--- cut my d--- up >they laugh and give the standard reasons and then tell me it's done and to get over it >have a daughter >fly over to a Muslim country and have her circumcised with the most brutal version of female circumcism (there are variation) >record it and send them a video while telling them it's cleaner, more ascetically pleasing, and now she will be able to pass vagina inspection day >parents are furious mom calls me crying and I think she vomited and called me a monster dad told me I wasn't welcome in their house anymore and I tell them I'm just trying to give me little girl the same opportunity I had. Why are gen x parents like this? I literally did the same thing they did to me and I did to her and they act like I'm a monster. W-- Also I dropped my daughter off at an orphanage because I don't want to waste my time raising a woman. 22 KB JPG

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: Anonymous 01/23/24(Tue)11:17:02 No.912831598 >match with lots of women on dating apps >find out a few are virgins >charm them to take them home and f--- them for the first time, with hidden cameras capturing every "first" for them >organize each woman into a folder with their name, nudes, and vids

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