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: Anonymous 352 KB JPG >instantly slip backwards >smash my head into the concrete slab >skin splits so I'm bleeding >freak the f--- out and run to my mom >thinks I cracked my head open so rushes me to the ER >have to hear all about how stupid I am for convincing her to buy me these things >get so stitches and go home >next day my mom returns the shoes : Anonymous 01/21/24(Sun)23:04:57 No.912763764 It was a short lived adventure and I found no treasure, only pain yawn >be kid me >heelys are invented >beg my mom for a pair >she finally caves in and buys me some >get home and slap dem bad boys on >don't really know what I'm doing >f--- it >full send in the garage >>912763841 # >>912764004 # 01/21/24(Sun)23:06:17 No.912763816 : Anonymous >>912763816 # Yeah that's it cowboy. Open that mouth so I can heely over to you and shove my c--- in it 01/21/24(Sun)23:07:07 No.912763841 Anonymous There must be someone out there with the heely land speed record 01/21/24(Sun)23:09:19 No.912763931 Anonymous >>912763931 # Probably my classmates mitch, good on him too. I once saw him Heely away from a girl after she broke his heart. He just kept going too. 01/21/24(Sun)23:11:22 No.912764004

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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