![File: Antalya_Museum_Covered_st(...).jpg (103 KB, 800x532) Instructions: >Begin preparations at dark >Seal the box with tape Anonymous 01/13/24(Sat)17:06:45 No.36934163 [Reply] >>36934195 A Guest in the Garden. Perform at home. You'll need: >A box >A blindfold >A rope >Tie the rope into a noose large enough to fit your neck >Open every window, closet, cabinet, drawer, and door in the house as wide as possible, and leave them that way >Lighting doesn't matter, you'll have the blindfold on >Place the blindfold over your eyes >Place the noose around your neck, letting it fall across your back >Place the box in your hands >Begin moving >Do not stop repeating the mantra >Do not remove the blindfold >Memorize the following, and begin repetition >"There is a guest in the garden of the Patchwork King >And a gift for the Court of Forgotten Things >There is no king, nor worthy heir >To take a throne as noble or fair >Around my neck, this covenant lies >Behind my back, the Herald's eyes >I mask my face in Alagaddan Night >The Pact of Skin is recognized" >The doors you opened will begin to close >The Herald has arrived >Follow the sound >Keep hold of the box, regardless of how heavy it becomes >When you hear footsteps trailing behind, continue moving >Continue to follow the sounds room-to-room >When the box becomes so heavy that it cannot be moved further, place it at your feet >The nearest doors will close, remain still >Step onto the box >Keep still as you feel the noose lift and tighten >When the noose is dropped and hits your back again, step off of the box >There is a guest in the garden of the Patchwork King](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/736/451/00c.jpeg "There is a guest in the garden of the patchwork king on /x/ | /r/Greentext")
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![File: AR-15 Back in Brass Nine (...).png (824 KB, 1000x1000) AR/15 BACK IN BRASS >try to take a s--- for several minutes >oh well, better luck next time Anonymous 01/13/24(Sat)20:33:58 No.912332791 [Reply] >be me >go to local kroger >go to bathroom like you commonly do >be 23.5, and have been frequenting this bathroom since you were a teenager, likely for the past six to eight years >mordibly obese sheboon sees you and tells you you can't go to that bathroom >first time this has happened ever >sheboon follows you to the bathroom >wait a few minutes for whoever is in the bathroom to finish >non-employee comes out, as is virtually always the case with this bathroom >go to bathroom >clean up after yourself because you're not a n----- >go outside bathroom >see entire blockade set up in front of bathroom door with scrawny f----- manager waiting for you >he is around 5'7 with manager name tag >manager is visibly shaken by your appearance >tell him flat out you're almost 24 and that you've likely used this bathroom over a thousand times since you were a teenager >manager tells you you are no longer allowed to use that bathroom That sheboon has likely seen me go in there tons of times before without saying a word, but as soon as she sees me with the AR-15 BACK IN BRASS t-shirt she starts chimping out, waits for me to enter the bathroom, spends several minutes putting s--- up in front of the bathroom door to form a literal f------ blockade, and calls the f------ manager on my ass. That t-shirt is the only thing I can think of that caused all this to happen.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/736/402/806.png "Anon is banned from a bathroom | /r/Greentext")
