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File: AR-15 Back in Brass Nine (...).png (824 KB, 1000x1000) AR/15 BACK IN BRASS >try to take a s--- for several minutes >oh well, better luck next time Anonymous 01/13/24(Sat)20:33:58 No.912332791 [Reply] >be me >go to local kroger >go to bathroom like you commonly do >be 23.5, and have been frequenting this bathroom since you were a teenager, likely for the past six to eight years >mordibly obese sheboon sees you and tells you you can't go to that bathroom >first time this has happened ever >sheboon follows you to the bathroom >wait a few minutes for whoever is in the bathroom to finish >non-employee comes out, as is virtually always the case with this bathroom >go to bathroom >clean up after yourself because you're not a n----- >go outside bathroom >see entire blockade set up in front of bathroom door with scrawny f----- manager waiting for you >he is around 5'7 with manager name tag >manager is visibly shaken by your appearance >tell him flat out you're almost 24 and that you've likely used this bathroom over a thousand times since you were a teenager >manager tells you you are no longer allowed to use that bathroom That sheboon has likely seen me go in there tons of times before without saying a word, but as soon as she sees me with the AR-15 BACK IN BRASS t-shirt she starts chimping out, waits for me to enter the bathroom, spends several minutes putting s--- up in front of the bathroom door to form a literal f------ blockade, and calls the f------ manager on my ass. That t-shirt is the only thing I can think of that caused all this to happen.

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: Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat) 10:58:14 No.204864976 maxresdefault (3).jpg 73 KB JPG >you're gaslighting me! >you're love bombing me! >you're stonewalling me! >you're mansplaining to me! realistically, how do you respond to this?
GE Anonymous "I will refund 11/27/24(Wed)23:23:27 No.695792406 Valve Just Put Game Publishers On Notice. 1.1M views 5 days ago Bellular News your game." aa 17:58 IMG_7847.jpg 332 KB JPG >DUDE, IM THE WHOLESOME VIDEO GAME SANTA, WE DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT MONEY LMAO >destroys indie devs by forcing them to accept refunds even though the small game they released was literally under the 2 hour threshold for playing and being able to refund F--- Gabe. He's a scumbag. Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:25:51 No.695792505 The customer is ALWAYS right >>695793068 # >>695794602 # >>695795310 # Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:12 No.695792525 If your game is s----- enough that even people who bought it on steam instead of pirating demands a refund it's your fault Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:42 No.695792549 Be thankful for Gabe. The second he dies, a brainless profitbot 9000 takes his place, undoes everything he did, and guts Valve like a fish for private equity wealth.
Anonymous 89KB JPG 01/18/20(Sat) 12:25:09 No.818739837 >be me >been having a s--- week >take long shower >lay on back buck naked on bed and close eyes >try not to cry >feelsbadman.jpg >doggo snoozing on bed suddenly wakes up and stretches >Starts walking over my legs but stops over my genitals >shakes head and violently slaps my d--- and balls multiple times with floppy ears >laugh uncontrollably for 5min straight Instantly feel better. Thanks doggo bro.
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