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: Anonymous 04/15/23(Sat)11:36:15 No.136659721 1680882704860204.png 1.9 MB PNG >Ruby is upset about events that at times were out of her control >the story's answer to this is she should kill herself >even her team accept this decision This is what they're trying to tell me right? If I'm sad I should just go to home depot and buy a noose? >>136659757 # >>136659764 # >>136659782 # >>136659801 #

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 1.2k 08/19/23(Sat)18:41:36 No.71985868 r/TwoXChromosomes Posted by You are now doing kegels u/Elegant Staff1492 13 hours ago I canceled my gym membership today nsfw Today at the YMCA I finally had enough. This is the 5th time I have had an uncomfortable situation with a man, in which no action was taken in my defense. The 1st incident was right before Covid, when I was stretching after my workout. For some reason the yoga room opened up directly into the cardio room so depending upon where you were stretching. there was a perfect view for people using the exercise bikes. Some man with his 2 little boys was leering at me, making kissy faces at me while I was trying to do down dog so I moved to another side of the room and he moved chairs to keep staring. In front of his children I told management and nothing was done. The man was there next time and Covid happened shortly after that. The next incident involved a very flamboyant man doing dead lifts with see through shorts that left NOTHING to the imagination. Reminder that this is a family gym and there were high schoolers looking and laughing at him. Management was informed and no action was taken. The 3rd incident involves an unsupervised child knocking over my water bottle and spilling water all over my phone but I felt like I would just be considered a bitch if I spoke up. The 4th happened on Monday when a teenager that's a full foot taller and at least 80 pounds heavier shoulder checked me in the hallway! Like, so hard that I hit the wall. I notified management and was told: "Oh, he's just a teenager, they don't know what's going on." Later on, that same teenager stole the deadlift rack while I went to get water and stared at my butt with all his friends while I did dead lifts. No action was taken. sdfsfsd.png 48 KB PNG Why are women allowed in a gym exactly??? >The c--- is harassing an old disabled grandpa >She wants to beat children >Think that the enteer world is against her when a teenager inadvertently push her >Complain litteraly everyday and don't understand why nobody care about her stupid complains W S C P S https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromo somes/comments/15uxyyx/i_canceled_m y_gym membership_today/ 9 e E 1 M 1 2 >The others c---- who just said "YA QUEEN KEEP GOING, WRITE TO THE WORLD MANAGMENT!!

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and then they lived happily ever after | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11 KB JPG 06/30/19(Sun)18:45:12 No.51382509 >first time in gym >my very first excercise is bench >next to me are some zoomers and wiggers >they snicker and say to themselves "This dude looks like he sits behind computer 24/7" >About to cry >make up some b------- like im thristy and go to toilets so i can pack and leave >Some dude stops me and say if he can use bench >It's m------------ Chad just like from the memes >say yea >Asks if i will spot him >o-okay >We start to talk he noticed im first timer in the gym >He teaches me lifts we talk for hour and for this whole hour it feels like im safe and protected >Mfw this chad says "see you tomorrow okay? I have leg day and i will teach you deadlifts" My king My liege Is this how chads are? Is this how it feels to die for king? It felt like dream but it was all real.

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Anon gets saved by an unlikely hero | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/06/19(Sun)17:05:57 No.50269284 >be me >was actually going to an hero 268 KB JPG >decide to jump off bridge nearby my hometown >standing on ledge at 1 in the morning when i hear tires screech behind me >i turn around and see a pizza guy walking toward me telling me not to do it >yeahwhateverhearditabilliontimes.mp3 >see he has tears in his eyes >tells me that he lost his brother to suicide years ago and hes always felt like he needed to stop someone else's suicide >actually pretty moved by his story, i have a little bro >invites me into his car and offers me the pizza he has >drives me back to his home after calling his boss and telling him about the circumstances >all the while he's shooting the s--- and cracking me up, really chill guy >we get to an apartment downtown and he offers me to stay the night >open the door to his roommates drinking beer and playing mario kart >laugh and game with them >next morning we part ways and he gives me his phone number and tells me i can come back whenever i want >bus home, tell mom and dad i was out with friends

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Anon takes the V pill | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 6 73 KB PNG 07/16/22(Sat)17:27:46 No.882132533 >have a s----- lonely life >will never have friends, a girlfriend, a good happy life >one day dream about having a girlfriend >she is extremely cute, after i wake up, i am both happy from the dream and sad that its over >i start dreaming about her or other girls in the next nights >also dream that i have a lot of friends, cool cars, yachts, even superpowers >start meditating before sleeping to influence my dreams >learn lucid dreaming to improve it >after a few months, i became a true dream director >i can now create my own reality in my dreams >spend up to 16 hours sleeping >at this point, my real life feels like a nightmare and my dreams like the life i deserve why havent you taken the dream pill yet anons?

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anons friend is a rapist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Worst confession I've made, ye(...) 65 KB PNG 08/18/23(Fri)23:31:18 No.74433207 Well, this is a tough one > be me, 2013, 18 at the time > walking at night with friend, 25M, was in prison before for sexual assault > both drunk as f--- > suddenly see girl walk on the street > dark street, were the only people around > friend gets the idea to r--- her > i join in, thinking it's a joke > we follow her to a dark secluded corner ohfuckhesserious.png > > he pulls out his gun and holds her at gunpoint > he ends up r----- her infront of me while i watch > after hes done, he threatens her with gun again and we leave ff 10 years later, now 2023 >be me now, 28 > the girl is still trying to find who r---- her that day > its been 10 years and police still never knew who did it > friend is in prison now but for different reasons should i report him to the police? i mean, he r---- her 10 years ago and police never knew, but if i reported him, id also be reporting myself, even though i only awkwardly watched in disgust, im still split on what to do.

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Is Anon brave? | /r/Greentext

I don't know if I'm very brave or not enough No. 904587222 08/19/23(Sat)00:49:29 IMG_1359.jpg 42 KB 669x675 >be me >19 >tonight I was talking with a really cute girl on texts, 18 >convo turns sexual, and I work what little magic I have >she lives close and wants me >she goes to sleep, and I decide to look her up on insta really quick >oh >oh no >I see her with a guy I met in college track, let's call him joe >amazing guy, one of the best fellas I ever met >they have photos together going a while back >I remember first meeting him, and learned that he felt like s--- cause a relationship he thought was gonna be forever ended with the girl dumping him >it hits me >this is the girl >this is the girl he loved >I can't do it anons, I don't see action very often but I would never do this to joe. He will never learn of this, so I wanted to tell you so someone knows this existed.

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Now I am become John | /r/Greentext

JOHN CALLMAN 35 minutes ago 904593739 I spilled baked beans all over myself watching Oppenheimer in theaters & a black teenager shouded "now you are become this n----, eater of beans" & everyone laughed.

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Anon dodges a bullet | /r/Greentext

A B SONY [Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] File: IMG 1359.jpg (41 KB, 669x675) [Advertise on 4chan] >be me >19 I don't know if I'm very brave or not enough Anonymous 08/19/23(Sat)00:49:29 No.904587222 >tonight I was talking with a really cute girl on texts, 18 >convo turns sexual, and I work what little magic I have >she lives close and wants me >she goes to sleep, and I decide to look her up on insta really quick >oh >oh no >I see her with a guy I met in college track, let's call him joe >amazing guy, one of the best fellas I ever met 1:01 AM >they have photos together going a while back >I remember first meeting him, and learned that he felt like s--- cause a relationship he thought was gonna be forever ended with the girl dumping him >it hits me >this is the girl >this is the girl he loved >I can't do it anons, I don't see action very often but I would never do this to joe. He will never learn of this, so I wanted to tell you so someone knows this existed. [Return] [Catalog] [Top] PS VITA T SELECT START

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Anon "lost" his virginity | /r/Greentext

No. 904551820 08/18/23(Fri) 12:02:43 1687830368626502.gif 717 KB 498x498 I lost my virginity from playing League of Legends But only because I was in the top 1% of the ranking ladder. As long as you're good at something, there's always some female that will appreciate it 0 replies, 0 images

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Anon has an opinion | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Imagine being brown 08/19/23 (Sat)00:01:04 No.74436771 >live in the third world >only culture is violence, crime, poverty >looks like s--- >smells like s--- >low IQ >not capable of creating or thinking 20 KB JPG >only live to serve whites Brown people are cursed shitskins.

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What did he mean by this | /r/Greentext

Anonymous : Anonymous >*Schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp* >*Schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp* >*Schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp* >*Schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp* >*Schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp* >*Schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp* >*Schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp* 639 KB PNG 08/19/23(Sat)02:33:25 No.186225065 : Anonymous IMG_5953.jpg 88 KB JPG 50 KB PNG 08/19/23(Sat)02:34:06 No.186225094 >>186225065 (OP) # : Anonymous i dont look like that nor do i say that 08/19/23(Sat)02:34:55 No.186225128 08/19/23(Sat)02:35:18 No.186225150 >The heckin goodboi...shlorped the water?

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Denial isn't a river in Egypt | /r/Greentext

kz.jpg (75 KB, 258x386) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 08/19/23(Sat)09:36:44 No.904585597 >>904585676 >>904585693 >be me >gf wants to peg >f--- it, why not? >she buys a strap-on >brings it to my place, lubes the f----- up >I assume the position >instantly get hard >what is this sensation >she grabs my hips >I am leaking precum >pushes the tip in > moan and c-- buckets >she starts laughing and calls me a f----- >I tell her to shut the f--- up >she takes off the strapon and says she's going home >I keep telling her I'm not gay as she's walking out the door >she says "okay whatever" then leaves Fuckikng stupid bitch I'm not gay f------ hate degen s--- why did I agree to this?? Anonymous 08/19/23(Sat)09:38:38 No.904585676 >>904585597 (OP) >why did I agree to this?? Cuz you gay

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