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Anonymous 20% 99 KB JPG 12/11/23(Mon)20:01:22 No.910701829 >only one shot at life >god makes me Indian What the f---

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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anon has college problems | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 39 KB JPG 12/12/23(Tue)17:26:59 No.910740488 >be me >gf gets assaulted by retard, 16 witnesses >report it >gf gets expelled for "lying" >college claims they talked to all witnesses >claim that she was never assaulted >ask friend who was there >friend shows conversation with college admin >college admin lied to get her kicked out >w-- >console gf, her parents are furious at the college, will probably never see her again >depressed as s--- >will probably leave too, college admin says i am close to being kicked out >don't care >roommate consoles me >forbidden from contacting the police >told if I do I will be arrested >literally have pictures of where gf was hit >useless retarded c--- running the shitshow of a college

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The names Anon, Based Anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/12/23(Tue)13:41:08 No.193119160 BIG BOND C---.jpg 127 KB JPG >>193118729 (OP) # >black tomboy gf as Bond girl >succumbs to Bond c--- immediately >white as snow femme fatale gf >chink's ultimate goal is to become white This movie is for the most based of patricians.

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Anon goes on YouTube | /r/Greentext

File: raf, 360x360,075,t,fafafa_(...).jpg (22 KB, 360x360) M □ Jewtube is gross Anonymous 12/12/23(Tue)12:54:40 No.75741816 >Be me. >Go on cucktube. >Forget I had signed out of account. >See the vile slop recommended on the front page. >Soy-face thumbnails, N------, Pajeets, Troons, Family vlogs, Cringe clickbait, Fortnite slop. "You may live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension" -Nikola Tesla

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Anon took some LSD and lost his mind | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >be me 3 months ago >took 400 mg of LSD >realized the absolute meaningless of life and insignificance of humans in the grand never ending cosmos >love is nothing more than just brain chemicals tricking us into breeding and continuing our species >friendships and relationships only exist to cope with the loneliness in this bizarre existence that we call life >currency, jobs and society are all human made illusions and are not real DIE 12/12/23(Tue)21:08:37 No.75743161 AMERICA SUKK 150 KB JPG >in fact nothing is real >everyone lives in his own personal reality constructed by his own brain The last 3 months has been hard. I feel like I discovered something I should have never seen. Being this aware of my own existence is exhausting. I really wish to kill myself to free my consciousness from this flesh prison and find eternal peace in the void

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British Anon doesn’t want British artefacts stolen | /r/Greentext

☐ Anonymous 12/01/23(Fri) 16:21:51 No.140931910 ► File: Screenshot 2023-12-01 161426.png (165 KB, 300x445) Å >Be me >Scottish >be pro-union rule Britannia chad >love the British Museum, get to see tons of cool stuff that we own, because finders keepers / we purchased it from your historic oppressors. >Learn about Hitlers plans to reshape Berlin. >What a visionary >Get to the part about what British monuments and artifacts that Hitler wanted to bring to Berlin. >like Nelson's column >Get this burning sense of hate towards my hero >How dare he steal our monuments and artifacts. I think i understand the Greeks now, why they want it back.

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Whats even up there? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Mount Everest ALPENGLOW expeditions Summit. 29,032/8,848.9m 12/11/23 (Mon)07:29:15 No.75724220 ABC 21,300'/6,492m Camp 3 26,700'/8,138m everest.jpg 358 KB JPG Camp 2 24,750'/7,544m North Col 23,000'/7,010m Base Camp 17,000'/5,182m Why do retards keep climbing this and dying? >Oh I went to the top of everest You and hundreds of other people, it isn't a feat, it is a tourist attraction that people occasionally die on. It is so stupid. Yes it is the highest mountain, so f------ what? It is not even the most difficult mountain, there are mountains right now that have never had their peaks climbed to. Instead of risking life and limb for these mountains and possibly advancing humanity by taking pictures and gathering samples from a place untouched by man. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highe st_unclimbed_mountain Why are these retard tourist "climbers" so obsessed with this one mountain?

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Could anon be onto something ? | /r/Greentext

A_pound_of_flesh_for_50p_(The_Melting House)_(15617759019).jpg >natural warmth >hair for carpet >self repairing 1200px- What if we grew houses out of flesh instead of building them? >temperature regulation >unlimited water 350 KB JPG >built-in pillows and bed >natural security >always someone to talk to >never feel lonely >pet antibodies >self-cleaning (toilet anywhere) >no food waste (garbage disposal everywhere) >masturbatory aid You wouldn't even have to hang things up with nails and damage your walls. Just stick like a dildo into the butthole- like openings and hang stuff from those.

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How to raise the ultimate mogger | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/07/23(Thu)07:21:27 No.72995880 Brock Lesnar's daughter Mya breaks school record in shot put for Colorado State UPL Reahny MO NSA 340 COLORADO STATE Screenshot 2023-12-06 174958.png 802 KB PNG >>72995986 # >>72999736 # Would you breed with Brock Lesnar's daughter for strong sons? : Anonymous >>72995880 (OP) # Is that real? Did he c-- on a tissue and cultivated her from there by himself doesnt she have a mom to take some dna from? Its literally him with lipstick and a wig kek 12/07/23(Thu)07:31:05 No.72995954

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Anon wants a Elf single mother as his girlfriend | /r/Greentext

No.449367308 >>449369138 >>449369890 File: 71006cec-2582-432f-a50a-(...).jpg (252 KB, 1024x1024) wody >>449366677 (OP) # > Serious relationships only > Elven Kween looking for her KING > My son Urgluk is my WORLD > Ulthuan nationalists and racists swipe left > MUST have your own manor and chariot if you're under 6'5

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Anon could always join the army | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous making money in your c--- 43 KB JPG 12/12/23(Tue)17:47:18 No.191146406 jobs for people without degrees in the USA >fast food >warehouse >factory plant, like meat-packing or assembling stuff >"direct care worker", basically a maid >restaurant >construction laborer >low end sales jobs >customer service over the phone >grocery store or you spend like $60,000 and 4 years of your life to get a degree i want to kill myself.

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Anon writes an erotic short story | /r/Greentext

My fantasy with Miki Motoi Anonymous 06/01/20(Mon)01:36:25 No.10389682 >I f--- her so godamn hard she becomes a paraplegic >the end thanks for reading

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Anon goes to high school | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 41463596 6.8 kB JPG 1 hr. ago My sad story >Be me >Be in highscool >Known for being a loser >Teacher gets out of the class for 40 mins >Girls behind me start chatting >8/10 girl calls me and says: "H-hey Anon, I have to tell you a secret" >Me:"Ok tell me" >She replys:"I think that im in love with you, im leaving my boyfriend for you" >I blush and I say: "Im not felling for it" >1 minute later another girl comes at me and says: "Hey Anon, can I touch your hand?" >Me "ytho.jpg" >"We are playing truth or dare" pic related

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