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File: ea112.jpg (82 KB, 800x600) CHILDR WHITE New Harry Potter Book Leaked - Based Rowling? Anonymous (ID: EkdmnpSF) 12/11/23 (Mon)19:00:38 No.451541053 ► What are the political implications of the new Harry Potter book, "Harry Potter and the Serbian Soap Bar"? Please see below an excerpt: "Harry Potter!?!?!?!, what have you been doing in the gas chamber of secrets? Where have all the goblins from the bank gone? And why is there an amazon delivery of 1,488 large ovens?!?!" Dumbledore whispered silently, shaking the foundations of heaven and earth. "It wasn't me boss teacher, promise" Harry squeaked, rather retardedly. "Very well, I shall blame Slatherine then. 6 million points to Griff-in-the-door," Dumbledore quietly muttered, shattering the eardrums of everyone within a 2,000 km radius. "Six million points to the Griffotards?! It should 350k, 400k tops" Malfag yelled out in a whisper. Comrade Hermione responded: "Hey, cool it with the anti-semitism!"

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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