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File: guy-confused.jpg (101 KB, 2000x1124) ??? ??? >talk for a week or so, hit it off >likes my retarded humor >is smart, successful, kind, even funny >makes even more money than me Anonymous 12/01/23(Fri)15:52:41 No.30277186 >be me >5/10 on a good day >manlet (5'8) >not in shape >make good money >match with literal 10/10 >think it's fake profile >it's not >thinks I'm the funniest, most interesting m----------- she's ever met >can't wait for us to go out on a date, is already confessing some feelings for me >has only f----- 2 guys at the ripe age of 25, both in committed relationships >wants to settle down and have kids (she didn't say with me, just that it's a goal of hers down the line) What the f--- is happening, anons? I haven't been in a relationship in years and this is just looking to good. What's the catch gonna end up being? I'm feeling things out and it's all just too perfect. Am I gonna get my kidneys taken when I go out with her?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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