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: Anonymous 8 KB JPG 11/11/23(Sat)07:44:22 No.191953843 >girl I like found out on which movie character I based my personality on

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 8 KB JPG 11/11/23(Sat)00:05:37 No.30147657 >Confessed my feelings to a girl. >She agreed, and I finally got a girlfriend at 29. >A week later, she reveals she wants to break up, admitting she went back to her ex-boyfriend after he learned about our relationship. >Battling intense emotions, I resist the urge to let anger take over >Choose the higher path, walking away with fully awareness that I could have killed her with a single punch, i knew that I could destroy her life with a single punch but I choose to not. I was merciful to her. And I feel that she only told me because he wanted to date her again. If not she would have kept her cheating quiet. Somehow she thinks she had the higher moral ground because she was "honest" by telling me what she did. Like a pup that shat on the carpet. How do I get over this? She was my first girlfriend.

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: Anonymous Do you love Japan? 16 KB JPG >Most of the sons had no sexual experience with another woman, and became jealous of the mothers' having sex with their fathers, feeling they should have the right to monopolize the mothers >The most commonly reported i----- occurs when the mother sees her son masturbate as a teenager and tells him, "It's not good to do it alone. Your IQ becomes lower. I will help you," or "You cannot study if you cannot have sex. You may use my body," or "I don't want you to get into trouble with a girl. Have sex with me instead. Source >The researchers found that Japanese mothers and sons often sleep in the same bed and have sex together, although the exact incidence in the population was not investigated. 11/11/23(Sat)11:29:39 No.189824571 i-----/ >According to the phone interviews, Japanese mothers teach their sons how to masturbate, helping them to achieve first e---------- in much the same manner as they earlier helped them with toilet training. https://psychohistory.com/articles/the-universality-of- : Anonymous AR 19 KB PNG 11/11/23(Sat)11:32:33 No.189824607

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Anonymous 11/10/2023, 10:43:59 AM No.94352664 علام 131 KB JPEG > Heebs: 214 nobel prizes > Sand people: 16 nobel prizes Are we blind? Why isn't the number 21416 already a dogwhistle? Are we stupid?

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File: 24d0c22c7db3b56425945b520(...).jpg (646 KB, 1204x910) Anonymous 01/07/18(Sun)19:29:39 No.92833619 >>92833732 >>92833892 >>92833914 >>92833925 >>92834021 >>92834142 >>92834908 >>92835154 >>92835380 >>92835606 >>92837183 >>92837293 >>92837333 >>92838370 >>92838743 >>92839022 >>92841221 >>92842570 Friends wouldn't have taken off if Rachel hadn't been so hot. Also Friends thread. >> Anonymous 01/07/18(Sun)19:30:30 No.92833656 Anonymous 01/07/18(Sun)19:30:48 No.92833671 >>92833741 >>92834429 >>92834466 >>92835734 >>92837009 >>92838597 >>92838870 >>92839115 >>92842548 >>92842662 This is was the 90s most foolish program. Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?

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: Anonymous 11/10/23(Fri)14:45:31 No.657079118 e33.jpg 65 KB JPG I >walk into apartment building in winter, glasses fog up, can't see s--- >start making loud cultist impressions >CRUDUX CRUO >MARANA >MARANAX PALLEX >almost bump into some guy in front of me >feel very embarrassed >can't show weakness, I have to own it >keep shouting cultist lines as I walk past him and go up the stairs

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: Anonymous 11/09/23(Thu)21:06:44 No.909068564 >be me >have diagnosed high-functioning autism >be me, now 25 >NEET >still a virgin >>909068844 # >>909068859 #

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The state of marvel in 2023 | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Writers: "we are going on strike. We do so much work, we need more pay to match our importance and skill" Also writers: 11/10/23(Fri)13:48:01 No.191941685 "Monica, you gotta fly." "I don't know how" "Use Black Girl Magic." Actual dialogue from The Marvels It's dead, Jim IMG_7996.jpg 765 KB JPG Anonymous Nick Fury: [after killing a Kree] Namaste, mother... [gets hit by another Kree soldier] 11/10/23(Fri)14:12:59 No.191942432 Anonymous 11/10/23(Fri)14:15:19 No.191942498- Why does every dialogue nowadays just feel like the writers are trying to make it a "thing" where it's going to be a 4-second YouTube meme video that people will reference for years. >>191942544 # >>191942563 # >>191942578 # >>191942587 # >>191943182 # >>191943496 # >>191942579 # >>191942834 # : Anonymous >>191941685 (OP) # >black girl magic Is it possible to learn this power? 11/10/23(Fri)14:17:00 No.191942540

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Anonymous FL amazon 89 KB JPG 11/10/23(Fri)15:14:31 No.909104482 >Be me Amazon warehouse grunt >Clock in for another day of existential crisis >Boss pulls me aside >"Guess what, champ? Overtime!" >mfw it's not even December, the season of eternal suffering >Ask him if he's lost his calendar or something >"We're on Prime Time, every day is delivery day!" >Contemplate life choices while sorting through an avalanche of packages >Coworkers giving me that "we're in this together, but also I hate you a little" look >Seriously contemplating roping >I hate all of you for ordering so much s--- from amazon

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: Anonymous 117 KB JPG 11/10/23(Fri)23:34:14 No.657061062 >No I can't cast fireball again. I forgor and its not in my head anymore. Let me take a nap first to memorize it. This is what DnD magic system is for those who don't know.

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: Anonymous 313 KB JPG : Anonymous >>40272649 (OP) # No : Anonymous 422 KB PNG : Anonymous 719 KB PNG >>40273108 # : Anonymous الفرس الصغير The Little 31 08/29/23(Tue)05:42:16 No.40272649 If the ponies discovered our religions, do you think they would join any of them? 292 KB PNG 08/29/23(Tue)05:49:43 No.40272655 08/29/23(Tue)06:04:16 No.40272669 >>40272649 (OP) # Ponies love Jesus already 08/29/23(Tue)06:04:52 No.40272672 >>40272649 (OP) # >Celestia when she learns how far Christians differ from Christ's teachings (she personally spoke to Jesus thousands of years ago) 08/29/23(Tue)06:10:08 No.40272679 >>40272649 (OP) # Yes, Rarity would happily accept Islam - they have cool dresses!

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>Call my local bowling alley >"Do you have 30 lb balls? I can't really lift/throw anything heavier." >"Yes we do have 30 lb balls." >"THEN HOW DO YOU WALK!?!" >Hang up the phone НАНАНАНАНАНАНАНА

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