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Anonymous 11/10/2023, 10:43:59 AM No.94352664 علام 131 KB JPEG > Heebs: 214 nobel prizes > Sand people: 16 nobel prizes Are we blind? Why isn't the number 21416 already a dogwhistle? Are we stupid?

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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File: 24d0c22c7db3b56425945b520(...).jpg (646 KB, 1204x910) Anonymous 01/07/18(Sun)19:29:39 No.92833619 >>92833732 >>92833892 >>92833914 >>92833925 >>92834021 >>92834142 >>92834908 >>92835154 >>92835380 >>92835606 >>92837183 >>92837293 >>92837333 >>92838370 >>92838743 >>92839022 >>92841221 >>92842570 Friends wouldn't have taken off if Rachel hadn't been so hot. Also Friends thread. >> Anonymous 01/07/18(Sun)19:30:30 No.92833656 Anonymous 01/07/18(Sun)19:30:48 No.92833671 >>92833741 >>92834429 >>92834466 >>92835734 >>92837009 >>92838597 >>92838870 >>92839115 >>92842548 >>92842662 This is was the 90s most foolish program. Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?

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: Anonymous 11/10/23(Fri)14:45:31 No.657079118 e33.jpg 65 KB JPG I >walk into apartment building in winter, glasses fog up, can't see s--- >start making loud cultist impressions >CRUDUX CRUO >MARANA >MARANAX PALLEX >almost bump into some guy in front of me >feel very embarrassed >can't show weakness, I have to own it >keep shouting cultist lines as I walk past him and go up the stairs

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: Anonymous 11/09/23(Thu)21:06:44 No.909068564 >be me >have diagnosed high-functioning autism >be me, now 25 >NEET >still a virgin >>909068844 # >>909068859 #

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The state of marvel in 2023 | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Writers: "we are going on strike. We do so much work, we need more pay to match our importance and skill" Also writers: 11/10/23(Fri)13:48:01 No.191941685 "Monica, you gotta fly." "I don't know how" "Use Black Girl Magic." Actual dialogue from The Marvels It's dead, Jim IMG_7996.jpg 765 KB JPG Anonymous Nick Fury: [after killing a Kree] Namaste, mother... [gets hit by another Kree soldier] 11/10/23(Fri)14:12:59 No.191942432 Anonymous 11/10/23(Fri)14:15:19 No.191942498- Why does every dialogue nowadays just feel like the writers are trying to make it a "thing" where it's going to be a 4-second YouTube meme video that people will reference for years. >>191942544 # >>191942563 # >>191942578 # >>191942587 # >>191943182 # >>191943496 # >>191942579 # >>191942834 # : Anonymous >>191941685 (OP) # >black girl magic Is it possible to learn this power? 11/10/23(Fri)14:17:00 No.191942540

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Anonymous FL amazon 89 KB JPG 11/10/23(Fri)15:14:31 No.909104482 >Be me Amazon warehouse grunt >Clock in for another day of existential crisis >Boss pulls me aside >"Guess what, champ? Overtime!" >mfw it's not even December, the season of eternal suffering >Ask him if he's lost his calendar or something >"We're on Prime Time, every day is delivery day!" >Contemplate life choices while sorting through an avalanche of packages >Coworkers giving me that "we're in this together, but also I hate you a little" look >Seriously contemplating roping >I hate all of you for ordering so much s--- from amazon

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: Anonymous 117 KB JPG 11/10/23(Fri)23:34:14 No.657061062 >No I can't cast fireball again. I forgor and its not in my head anymore. Let me take a nap first to memorize it. This is what DnD magic system is for those who don't know.

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: Anonymous 313 KB JPG : Anonymous >>40272649 (OP) # No : Anonymous 422 KB PNG : Anonymous 719 KB PNG >>40273108 # : Anonymous الفرس الصغير The Little 31 08/29/23(Tue)05:42:16 No.40272649 If the ponies discovered our religions, do you think they would join any of them? 292 KB PNG 08/29/23(Tue)05:49:43 No.40272655 08/29/23(Tue)06:04:16 No.40272669 >>40272649 (OP) # Ponies love Jesus already 08/29/23(Tue)06:04:52 No.40272672 >>40272649 (OP) # >Celestia when she learns how far Christians differ from Christ's teachings (she personally spoke to Jesus thousands of years ago) 08/29/23(Tue)06:10:08 No.40272679 >>40272649 (OP) # Yes, Rarity would happily accept Islam - they have cool dresses!

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>Call my local bowling alley >"Do you have 30 lb balls? I can't really lift/throw anything heavier." >"Yes we do have 30 lb balls." >"THEN HOW DO YOU WALK!?!" >Hang up the phone НАНАНАНАНАНАНАНА

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File: IMG_4348.jpg (325 KB, 1170x1743) Anonymous 07/13/23(Thu)13:45:10 No.71581693 >in hospital, having my blood taken >the phlebotomist comments on my "muscular arms" >she is Eastern European, so I figure she'd be into farming and stuff >reply: "yeah I could break so many chicken's necks with them haha" >she doesn't laugh >she doesn't say anything >we sit in silence until she's finished taking my blood >>71581703 >>71581828 >>71581 Anonymous 07/13/23(Thu)13:46:37 No.71581703 >>71581693 (OP) >>she is Eastern European, so I figure she'd be into farming and stuff >reply: "yeah I could break so many chicken's necks with them haha" You will never lift your autism away >>71581731

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Anon compares 2 similar places | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/10/2023, 3:42:58 No.95880470 19 KB JPEG PM > too expensive housing and healthcare. > highest no of organised crime and homeless population living in slums. > high pollution and massive traffic issues. > had a massive riot in 1992. > too much glitz and glamour, while central areas are f----- up with droughts. > highest number of sex workers and oily fast food chains. > carries the stereotype of woke women living in largest cities. >subway system is too overcrowded why do people live in california ? unrelated pic of a western indian state

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Anonymous 11/10/23(Fri)06:22:24 No.75369309 81 KB JPG >BRO JUST BECOME A MILLIONAIRE >JUST FLY TO X COUNTRY AND HAVE LIMB LENGTHENING SURGERY >JUST GO TO THE GYM 8 TIMES A WEEK AND EAT 24/7 >JUST USE A PENIS TRACTION DEVICE FOR 9 HOURS A DAY FOR 5 YEARS I am tired bros. I feel like the inflation that has hit our generation is not just financially. Anonymous >>75369309 (OP) Not everyone in your generation is a delusional social media addict 11/10/23(Fri)06:27:55 No.75369353

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