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: Anonymous 11/10/23(Fri)14:45:31 No.657079118 e33.jpg 65 KB JPG I >walk into apartment building in winter, glasses fog up, can't see s--- >start making loud cultist impressions >CRUDUX CRUO >MARANA >MARANAX PALLEX >almost bump into some guy in front of me >feel very embarrassed >can't show weakness, I have to own it >keep shouting cultist lines as I walk past him and go up the stairs

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 11/09/23(Thu)21:06:44 No.909068564 >be me >have diagnosed high-functioning autism >be me, now 25 >NEET >still a virgin >>909068844 # >>909068859 #

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The state of marvel in 2023 | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Writers: "we are going on strike. We do so much work, we need more pay to match our importance and skill" Also writers: 11/10/23(Fri)13:48:01 No.191941685 "Monica, you gotta fly." "I don't know how" "Use Black Girl Magic." Actual dialogue from The Marvels It's dead, Jim IMG_7996.jpg 765 KB JPG Anonymous Nick Fury: [after killing a Kree] Namaste, mother... [gets hit by another Kree soldier] 11/10/23(Fri)14:12:59 No.191942432 Anonymous 11/10/23(Fri)14:15:19 No.191942498- Why does every dialogue nowadays just feel like the writers are trying to make it a "thing" where it's going to be a 4-second YouTube meme video that people will reference for years. >>191942544 # >>191942563 # >>191942578 # >>191942587 # >>191943182 # >>191943496 # >>191942579 # >>191942834 # : Anonymous >>191941685 (OP) # >black girl magic Is it possible to learn this power? 11/10/23(Fri)14:17:00 No.191942540

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Anon works at Amazon. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous FL amazon 89 KB JPG 11/10/23(Fri)15:14:31 No.909104482 >Be me Amazon warehouse grunt >Clock in for another day of existential crisis >Boss pulls me aside >"Guess what, champ? Overtime!" >mfw it's not even December, the season of eternal suffering >Ask him if he's lost his calendar or something >"We're on Prime Time, every day is delivery day!" >Contemplate life choices while sorting through an avalanche of packages >Coworkers giving me that "we're in this together, but also I hate you a little" look >Seriously contemplating roping >I hate all of you for ordering so much s--- from amazon

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Why can't they remember more than 5 spells if they're so smart | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 117 KB JPG 11/10/23(Fri)23:34:14 No.657061062 >No I can't cast fireball again. I forgor and its not in my head anymore. Let me take a nap first to memorize it. This is what DnD magic system is for those who don't know.

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Anon Jumped Off The Deep End | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 313 KB JPG : Anonymous >>40272649 (OP) # No : Anonymous 422 KB PNG : Anonymous 719 KB PNG >>40273108 # : Anonymous الفرس الصغير The Little 31 08/29/23(Tue)05:42:16 No.40272649 If the ponies discovered our religions, do you think they would join any of them? 292 KB PNG 08/29/23(Tue)05:49:43 No.40272655 08/29/23(Tue)06:04:16 No.40272669 >>40272649 (OP) # Ponies love Jesus already 08/29/23(Tue)06:04:52 No.40272672 >>40272649 (OP) # >Celestia when she learns how far Christians differ from Christ's teachings (she personally spoke to Jesus thousands of years ago) 08/29/23(Tue)06:10:08 No.40272679 >>40272649 (OP) # Yes, Rarity would happily accept Islam - they have cool dresses!

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>Call my local bowling alley >"Do you have 30 lb balls? I can't really lift/throw anything heavier." >"Yes we do have 30 lb balls." >"THEN HOW DO YOU WALK!?!" >Hang up the phone НАНАНАНАНАНАНАНА

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Anon gets bloodwork | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_4348.jpg (325 KB, 1170x1743) Anonymous 07/13/23(Thu)13:45:10 No.71581693 >in hospital, having my blood taken >the phlebotomist comments on my "muscular arms" >she is Eastern European, so I figure she'd be into farming and stuff >reply: "yeah I could break so many chicken's necks with them haha" >she doesn't laugh >she doesn't say anything >we sit in silence until she's finished taking my blood >>71581703 >>71581828 >>71581 Anonymous 07/13/23(Thu)13:46:37 No.71581703 >>71581693 (OP) >>she is Eastern European, so I figure she'd be into farming and stuff >reply: "yeah I could break so many chicken's necks with them haha" You will never lift your autism away >>71581731

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Anon compares 2 similar places | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/10/2023, 3:42:58 No.95880470 19 KB JPEG PM > too expensive housing and healthcare. > highest no of organised crime and homeless population living in slums. > high pollution and massive traffic issues. > had a massive riot in 1992. > too much glitz and glamour, while central areas are f----- up with droughts. > highest number of sex workers and oily fast food chains. > carries the stereotype of woke women living in largest cities. >subway system is too overcrowded why do people live in california ? unrelated pic of a western indian state

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Anon on his generation. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/10/23(Fri)06:22:24 No.75369309 81 KB JPG >BRO JUST BECOME A MILLIONAIRE >JUST FLY TO X COUNTRY AND HAVE LIMB LENGTHENING SURGERY >JUST GO TO THE GYM 8 TIMES A WEEK AND EAT 24/7 >JUST USE A PENIS TRACTION DEVICE FOR 9 HOURS A DAY FOR 5 YEARS I am tired bros. I feel like the inflation that has hit our generation is not just financially. Anonymous >>75369309 (OP) Not everyone in your generation is a delusional social media addict 11/10/23(Fri)06:27:55 No.75369353

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Anon is fatphobic | /r/Greentext

Anonymous U mad thin boi? : Anonymous >>909080268 # 11/10/23(Fri)08:22:20 No.909079899 He will never financially recover from this Anonymous 1699598600913087.jpg 278 KB JPG 11/10/23(Fri)08:24:18 No.909079975 Anonymous >>909079899 (OP) # Thin boys are killing themselves at higher rates than us chads >>909081795 # 11/10/23(Fri)08:24:25 No.909079980 11/10/23(Fri)08:28:39 No.909080112 >>909079899 (OP) # Can't wait for her to dump his ass for being broke lol Anonymous >>909079899 (OP) # No, girls use to hit on me more often when I had hair on my head and was fat in places that didn't have hair I can brag about. 11/10/23(Fri)08:28:50 No.909080117

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Anon tries to impress a lady | /r/Greentext

Anonymous embarrassing moments general 1.0 अकर 13 KB PNG 06/19/23(Mon)14:43:21 No.15218453 post embarrassing moments i'll go first: >see receptionist at work reading conversations of socrates >want to impress her so i start talking to her about socrates' life and niche facts >she gives me a weird look and doesn't really engage >later mention it to my buddy >he laughs his ass off >he says it's pronounced "sock-ra-teez" and not "sow- crayts" w--? Anonymous >>15218453 (OP) # i probably would've kms 06/19/23(Mon)14:45:28 No. 15218459

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