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: Anonymous 8 KB JPG 11/11/23(Sat)00:05:37 No.30147657 >Confessed my feelings to a girl. >She agreed, and I finally got a girlfriend at 29. >A week later, she reveals she wants to break up, admitting she went back to her ex-boyfriend after he learned about our relationship. >Battling intense emotions, I resist the urge to let anger take over >Choose the higher path, walking away with fully awareness that I could have killed her with a single punch, i knew that I could destroy her life with a single punch but I choose to not. I was merciful to her. And I feel that she only told me because he wanted to date her again. If not she would have kept her cheating quiet. Somehow she thinks she had the higher moral ground because she was "honest" by telling me what she did. Like a pup that shat on the carpet. How do I get over this? She was my first girlfriend.

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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: Anonymous Do you love Japan? 16 KB JPG >Most of the sons had no sexual experience with another woman, and became jealous of the mothers' having sex with their fathers, feeling they should have the right to monopolize the mothers >The most commonly reported i----- occurs when the mother sees her son masturbate as a teenager and tells him, "It's not good to do it alone. Your IQ becomes lower. I will help you," or "You cannot study if you cannot have sex. You may use my body," or "I don't want you to get into trouble with a girl. Have sex with me instead. Source >The researchers found that Japanese mothers and sons often sleep in the same bed and have sex together, although the exact incidence in the population was not investigated. 11/11/23(Sat)11:29:39 No.189824571 i-----/ >According to the phone interviews, Japanese mothers teach their sons how to masturbate, helping them to achieve first e---------- in much the same manner as they earlier helped them with toilet training. https://psychohistory.com/articles/the-universality-of- : Anonymous AR 19 KB PNG 11/11/23(Sat)11:32:33 No.189824607

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Anonymous 11/10/2023, 10:43:59 AM No.94352664 علام 131 KB JPEG > Heebs: 214 nobel prizes > Sand people: 16 nobel prizes Are we blind? Why isn't the number 21416 already a dogwhistle? Are we stupid?

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File: 24d0c22c7db3b56425945b520(...).jpg (646 KB, 1204x910) Anonymous 01/07/18(Sun)19:29:39 No.92833619 >>92833732 >>92833892 >>92833914 >>92833925 >>92834021 >>92834142 >>92834908 >>92835154 >>92835380 >>92835606 >>92837183 >>92837293 >>92837333 >>92838370 >>92838743 >>92839022 >>92841221 >>92842570 Friends wouldn't have taken off if Rachel hadn't been so hot. Also Friends thread. >> Anonymous 01/07/18(Sun)19:30:30 No.92833656 Anonymous 01/07/18(Sun)19:30:48 No.92833671 >>92833741 >>92834429 >>92834466 >>92835734 >>92837009 >>92838597 >>92838870 >>92839115 >>92842548 >>92842662 This is was the 90s most foolish program. Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?

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: Anonymous 11/10/23(Fri)14:45:31 No.657079118 e33.jpg 65 KB JPG I >walk into apartment building in winter, glasses fog up, can't see s--- >start making loud cultist impressions >CRUDUX CRUO >MARANA >MARANAX PALLEX >almost bump into some guy in front of me >feel very embarrassed >can't show weakness, I have to own it >keep shouting cultist lines as I walk past him and go up the stairs

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: Anonymous 11/09/23(Thu)21:06:44 No.909068564 >be me >have diagnosed high-functioning autism >be me, now 25 >NEET >still a virgin >>909068844 # >>909068859 #

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Anonymous Writers: "we are going on strike. We do so much work, we need more pay to match our importance and skill" Also writers: 11/10/23(Fri)13:48:01 No.191941685 "Monica, you gotta fly." "I don't know how" "Use Black Girl Magic." Actual dialogue from The Marvels It's dead, Jim IMG_7996.jpg 765 KB JPG Anonymous Nick Fury: [after killing a Kree] Namaste, mother... [gets hit by another Kree soldier] 11/10/23(Fri)14:12:59 No.191942432 Anonymous 11/10/23(Fri)14:15:19 No.191942498- Why does every dialogue nowadays just feel like the writers are trying to make it a "thing" where it's going to be a 4-second YouTube meme video that people will reference for years. >>191942544 # >>191942563 # >>191942578 # >>191942587 # >>191943182 # >>191943496 # >>191942579 # >>191942834 # : Anonymous >>191941685 (OP) # >black girl magic Is it possible to learn this power? 11/10/23(Fri)14:17:00 No.191942540

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: Anonymous 8 KB JPG 11/11/23(Sat)00:05:37 No.30147657 >Confessed my feelings to a girl. >She agreed, and I finally got a girlfriend at 29. >A week later, she reveals she wants to break up, admitting she went back to her ex-boyfriend after he learned about our relationship. >Battling intense emotions, I resist the urge to let anger take over >Choose the higher path, walking away with fully awareness that I could have killed her with a single punch, i knew that I could destroy her life with a single punch but I choose to not. I was merciful to her. And I feel that she only told me because he wanted to date her again. If not she would have kept her cheating quiet. Somehow she thinks she had the higher moral ground because she was "honest" by telling me what she did. Like a pup that shat on the carpet. How do I get over this? She was my first girlfriend.

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