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4:18 / 10:38 Hamas HQ Hidden Under Gaza's Largest Hospital f------ morons Anonymous 11/04/23(Sat)21:05:12 No.908792533 ► >"here is evidence that Hamas is hiding a secret HQ under the civilian hospital we want to bomb" *rendered image of a all-white room with one wooden table, 4 office chairs, and a hamas flag* who the f--- falls for this צהל C

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous 214 KB JPG 07/01/22(Fri)08:42:09 No.881160613 >economy imploding, no end in sight >inflation at literally historic levels >gas at $7/gallon >Russia invading its neighbors >Afghanistan surrendered to terrorists >China massing to invade Taiwan >abortion banned How the f--- did Joe Biden turn out to be the president we all thought Trump would be 291 Replies / 53 Images View Thread

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Anonymous 116 KB JPG 11/04/23(Sat) 18:39:54 No.908786879 >be me >working in new company since a bit more than 6 months >there's batshit crazy female colleague, a walking red flag with mood swings and all >we hang out because she's fun and we get along great >both of us are the sarcastic type, so we mess with each other quite a lot >the jokes escalate week after week >eventually we start reaching the point of mildly dirty jokes and fake flirting (the "I know you love me" "you wish" type) >feeling umcomfortable at first, but she keeps making these jokes, so I get used to it and so the same Now at this point I'm obviously starting to think she's serious. One day, as we're talking about dating apps, I steer the conversation to clarify the situation. She reassures me, saying "We're not like this". >okcool.jpg >fake flirting continues nonetheless >both of us doubling down each time >gets to the point where she's saying things like: >her: "My periods hurt" >me: "What am I supposed to do about it?" >her: "Get me pregnant" It's really fun to talk with her and all, but given how unstable she is, I'm really starting to be afraid for my job. If she gets a mood swing and goes to HR my carrer is f------ dead... She's the one starting at least half of it, but nobody would listen if I got accused. What the f--- am I supposed to do? Women are crazy

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Anon has had enough of 4chan | /r/Greentext

SHUT THE F--- UP SHUT THE F--- UUUUP >omg femanon exists!?!? >how to get p---- bros? >black men have eratocated white men its so over >i hate interracial p--- its pushed by the gov full of jews >my life sucks is there a way out >why live when chad guy takes all the fems >MY LIFE THIS MY LIFE THAT >IM 5.9" DOI ANY CHANCE? > BIG BLACK JUICY C--- MLMLML >WEH WEH WEH MY LIFE IS MISERABLE AND BAD AND IM COMPLAINING ABOUT IT ON A F------ FORUM ONLINE >WHITE WEHMEN >GRILLS GIRRRRLLLS !! I WANNA TOUCH GIRRRLS!!! WAHHH WAAAHHH I WANNA KMS (kilometers) >race!! religion even!! >IM SELF DIAGNOSEDED WITH AUTISMUS >why iS * Bad and STupld!?! >normalfags am i right (sips coffee) >what me? nonono you see im not a normalfag, im not normal! i am kust built different >WHY GOD MADE ME LIKE THIS I HAVE 0 CHANCES WITH WHEMEN >[PICTURE OF A HUGE C---] >BLACKPILL MORE LIKE BIG BLACK C- >I WANA KRILL MAH SAELF WHA I TRIED IMPROVING I JUST KAAANT >i am mentally unstable!1!1!! >nazi post >wehmen post >racial post >femcel post >wanna kms post >racial post >sex post >MY F------ NUTS POST STOP, ENOUGH F------ STOP NO ONE F------ CARES YOU F------ DECELEBRATED MONKEYS F------ DIE DIE DIEEEEE

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Anonymous 4.11.2023, 23:03:28 No.78279542 > be 19 > constantly prank my 17 year old sister > decide to up my game > decide to smear my c-- on one of her dildos > confident that she will notice and get mad > she doesnt say anything > prank failed > few weeks goes by > overheard her downstairs in the kitchen with mom talk about how her period stopped and that she threw up last evening what the f--- guys i am a prankster not a criminal what DO I F------ DO!?

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Anon becomes the crow overlord | /r/Greentext

File: tardjail.png (166 KB, 508x508) TARD JAIL ☐ Anonymous 11/04/23(Sat)21:53:40 No.75299223 >>75299283 >be me >bored during lockdown >decide to go to the local park because not much else to do >spot a flock of crows >idea.jpg >start feeding them every day >they grow accustomed to me and I eventually start teaching them tricks >l teach them to bring me any dollar bills they find >a week later >return to the usual spot >crows have brought a literal mountain of cash >imrich.wav >I give them a whole bag of cookies and take the money home >party all evening >ffw to next day dammit >deposit my huge pile of cash at the local bank >teller looks at me weird and leaves to talk to one of her colleagues >two police officers enter a few minutes later >get arrested >apparently the money was counterfeit >mfw the crows set up an illegal money printing ring to get more snacks out of me

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File: 2a0.jpg (146 KB, 1080x1185) □ Anonymous (ID: ZZirbyFm) 11/04/23 (Sat)21:15:40 No.447528237 [Reply] >>447532140 >>447532402 >your skin color >your political ideology brown nazism +33 replies and 14 images omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous (ID: Qlf4jhkz) >>447528483 the hero of a country 11/04/23(Sat)21:50:22 No.447531920 11/04/23(Sat)21:51:06 No.447532002 Anonymous (ID: MitB/bxF >>447531793 One drop of red is a good way to counteract Germanic autism

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: Anonymous 34 KB JPG 11/03/23 (Fri)12:28:35 No.191676631 >"So I was f------ CHAD right, and he just CAME in my P----. Like, dude I just finished my PERIOD, now I have to go get another ABORTION Why are all female comics like this?

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Anonymous 11/04/23(Sat)15:29:48 No.191723178 >be 13 >move to different state >cant really find my place >befriend classmate >she is pretty nerdy, doesnt have a lot of friends >get along really well >others like to say we are a couple but just shrug it off >fast forward 6 years >present day >still friends >this week, she says she wants to go to the beach >last time I was at the beach was like 5 years ago, I kinda avoid it because im pretty skinny and insecure >go to beach with her >see her in swimsuit for the first time >she actually has a rocking body >now I can only think about f------ her why did she have to ruin our friendship like this

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Anonymous 47 KB JPG Anonymous 1.83 MB GIF Anonymous Anonymous 315 KB JPG 11/04/23(Sat)08:04:12 No.72709193 type "fit" but move your fingers one key to the right when you type it >>72709193 (OP) # F--- 11/04/23(Sat)08:05:11 No.72709198 Anonymous >>72709193 (OP) # its over. 11/04/23(Sat)08:06:31 No.72709204 11/04/23(Sat)08:07:55 No.72709213 Anonymous >>72709193 (OP) # uh oh... this don't look good 11/04/23(Sat)08:11:34 No.72709227 11/04/23(Sat)08:11:58 No.72709232

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07/21/21 (Wed)12:42:03 No.64657226 >have a crush on a handsome successful chad >use incel advice to make myself attractive (dont swear or drink, dont wear too much makeup, act cute and pure, be trad and modest, make my hobbies baking and knitting and s--- like that, make it known im a virgin to him, stay at home and want to be a wife and mommy) : Anonymous 9 KB JPG >he ends up choosing a slutty, binge drinking, bimbo cakeface girl who runs her own business and is extremely unfeminine and loud and hates kids Stupid s----- incel advice only works for attracting betas.

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Anonymous 4-11-2023 12:42:18 No.30867583 15 KB JPEG >Be post colonial country that's gets split in two > be Northern communist > invade southern US ally > USA comes to save the south > USA loses tens of thousands of troops defending the south > Everyone treats US as invading force > be North Vietnam(pic unrelated)

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:Anonymous 281 KB JPG 11/04/23(Sat)08:02:21 No.189527947 >Black female coworkers randomly throw me a surprise party for me >Ask why >They say it's because I'm always so nice and helpful and everyone in the office loves me >Remember all the racist/sexist things I say about their kind on this website daily >Feel guilty Does this happen to anyone else? Feels bad man.

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