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Anonymous 47 KB JPG Anonymous 1.83 MB GIF Anonymous Anonymous 315 KB JPG 11/04/23(Sat)08:04:12 No.72709193 type "fit" but move your fingers one key to the right when you type it >>72709193 (OP) # F--- 11/04/23(Sat)08:05:11 No.72709198 Anonymous >>72709193 (OP) # its over. 11/04/23(Sat)08:06:31 No.72709204 11/04/23(Sat)08:07:55 No.72709213 Anonymous >>72709193 (OP) # uh oh... this don't look good 11/04/23(Sat)08:11:34 No.72709227 11/04/23(Sat)08:11:58 No.72709232

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous 4-11-2023 12:42:18 No.30867583 15 KB JPEG >Be post colonial country that's gets split in two > be Northern communist > invade southern US ally > USA comes to save the south > USA loses tens of thousands of troops defending the south > Everyone treats US as invading force > be North Vietnam(pic unrelated)

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:Anonymous 281 KB JPG 11/04/23(Sat)08:02:21 No.189527947 >Black female coworkers randomly throw me a surprise party for me >Ask why >They say it's because I'm always so nice and helpful and everyone in the office loves me >Remember all the racist/sexist things I say about their kind on this website daily >Feel guilty Does this happen to anyone else? Feels bad man.

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: Anonymous 08/20/19(Tue)02:49:28 No.54002277 GUYS! HELP! I NEED HELP! F---! >see cute girl >feeling extra cheeky >decide to flirt with her because I'm a 23 year old virgin who's never even held hands with a girl and probably will hang myself soon anyways so I have nothing to lose 43 KB JPG >she starts flirting back >she asks me for my number >I give it to her >couple hours go by and too scared to text her and she hasn't said anything >couple minutes later SHE TEXTS ME >keeps flirting with me and sending lots of emojis >asks me if I want to go out to the movies or hang out WHAT THE FUCUKKKKKKK NOOOO WHAAAAAATTttt THIS IS THE FIRST TIME A GIRL HAS MADE AN EFFORT TO SPEND TIME WITH ME, AND THIS GIRL IS F------ CUTE WHAT THE F--- JS GOING ON?!?!?!? AM I BEING PRANKED?!?!??????? WHAT THE F--- IS GOING ONNNNN N N NDJSJSJJSSH I'm scared. I was just playing around now she probably thinks I'm some normie with social skills and stuff, I won't make it guys, if I go I'll get f------ destroyed, my social anxiety will give me a heart attack. FUUUCK WHY COULDNT I BE A F------ NORMAL PERSON!!!!! 25 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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: Anonymous (+1 2 15 KB JPG : Anonymous ay carumba 11/04/23(Sat)05:51:48 No.189523768 USA >wins independence in 1783 >becomes a superpower in only 162 years (1945) it's over for us Mexicans meanwhile Mexico >wins independence in 1821 >is still a s------- 202 years later 11/04/23(Sat)05:52:36 No.189523799

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>be me >told having a gf is the best thing that could possibly happen >get one on discord >instantly despise her and want to kill her >hate it when shes remotely affectionate to me >keep making excuses never to meet up >leave This isnt the happiness I was promised you n------ lied to me

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Anonymous 54 KB PNG No.75294459 >has probably f----- every angry bird 11/04/23(Sat)06:10:20 >only protects 3 eggs when she can give birth to more >sees pigs want the eggs >shows up like halfway through the game >gives birth to an atomic egg midair >egg explodes and kills pigs >her body size shrinks and she even has a little smirk on her face >sits there for the rest of the round is she a bird w----?

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Anonymous Somerset Gimp banned from wearing a gimp suit in public and 'crawling, wriggling or writhing on the ground' for five years Joshua Hunt, a self-employed gardener from Claverham, North Somerset, had been linked by police to 25 incidents across the county over the past five years. ⒸFriday 3 November 2023 16:15, UK Joshua Hunt i am being Oppressed 11/04/23(Sat)02:40:26 No.11145765 Anonymous Anonymous gim.png 675 KB PNG 11/04/23 (Sat)02:43:45 No.11145769 nobodys shocked or frightened in that one video of him and they just kind of pity him for attention w------ instead II 11/04/23(Sat)03:00:59 No.11145781 throbbing gristle already did everything like fifty years ago it's not possible to even interest people with this stuff much less shock them Anonymous i just want to live my life in peace 11/04/23 (Sat)03:07:39 No.11145787

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Anonymous 168771150 MB 8852 394345 FV 1553 ZF6-633 BB6B0149-59C3-43F2-9FE7-329FE6283F3E.jpg 25 KB JPG >look up meaning of name "Drake" >it means "snake or dragon" >the devil is referred to as both a snake and dragon in the Bible >Jesus's birth name was Yeshua, which translates a Joshua in English >MFW the Bible was the original Drake and Josh >MFW Drake Bell is the antichrist and Josh Peck is the Messiah Anonymous 04/20/21(Tue)13:26:21 No.149806974 based Anonymous big if true 04/20/21(Tue)13:28:05 No.149807034 04/20/21(Tue)13:29:09 No.149807075

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Board /v/ - Video Games Mavers ON TOTunj Reinhardt and Brigitte were a MAP couple Reinhardt and Brigitte were a (...) 11/04/23(Sat)03:35:27 No.656332465 MAP Rights 55 OIG (4).jpg 178 KB JPG ▼ Settings Mobile Home Reinhardt and brigitte have been dating since she was 14 since the age of consent in Germany is so low and you know it : Anonymous 11/04/23(Sat)03:38:14 No.656332620 >>656332465 (OP) # >only 13 from 16 Federal states the f--- is this s--- Post a Reply

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