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Anonymous 4-11-2023 12:42:18 No.30867583 15 KB JPEG >Be post colonial country that's gets split in two > be Northern communist > invade southern US ally > USA comes to save the south > USA loses tens of thousands of troops defending the south > Everyone treats US as invading force > be North Vietnam(pic unrelated)

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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:Anonymous 281 KB JPG 11/04/23(Sat)08:02:21 No.189527947 >Black female coworkers randomly throw me a surprise party for me >Ask why >They say it's because I'm always so nice and helpful and everyone in the office loves me >Remember all the racist/sexist things I say about their kind on this website daily >Feel guilty Does this happen to anyone else? Feels bad man.

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Anon Gets A Girl's Number | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/20/19(Tue)02:49:28 No.54002277 GUYS! HELP! I NEED HELP! F---! >see cute girl >feeling extra cheeky >decide to flirt with her because I'm a 23 year old virgin who's never even held hands with a girl and probably will hang myself soon anyways so I have nothing to lose 43 KB JPG >she starts flirting back >she asks me for my number >I give it to her >couple hours go by and too scared to text her and she hasn't said anything >couple minutes later SHE TEXTS ME >keeps flirting with me and sending lots of emojis >asks me if I want to go out to the movies or hang out WHAT THE FUCUKKKKKKK NOOOO WHAAAAAATTttt THIS IS THE FIRST TIME A GIRL HAS MADE AN EFFORT TO SPEND TIME WITH ME, AND THIS GIRL IS F------ CUTE WHAT THE F--- JS GOING ON?!?!?!? AM I BEING PRANKED?!?!??????? WHAT THE F--- IS GOING ONNNNN N N NDJSJSJJSSH I'm scared. I was just playing around now she probably thinks I'm some normie with social skills and stuff, I won't make it guys, if I go I'll get f------ destroyed, my social anxiety will give me a heart attack. FUUUCK WHY COULDNT I BE A F------ NORMAL PERSON!!!!! 25 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Its so unfair bros | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (+1 2 15 KB JPG : Anonymous ay carumba 11/04/23(Sat)05:51:48 No.189523768 USA >wins independence in 1783 >becomes a superpower in only 162 years (1945) it's over for us Mexicans meanwhile Mexico >wins independence in 1821 >is still a s------- 202 years later 11/04/23(Sat)05:52:36 No.189523799

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Anon blames black people | /r/Greentext

>be me >told having a gf is the best thing that could possibly happen >get one on discord >instantly despise her and want to kill her >hate it when shes remotely affectionate to me >keep making excuses never to meet up >leave This isnt the happiness I was promised you n------ lied to me

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Anonymous 54 KB PNG No.75294459 >has probably f----- every angry bird 11/04/23(Sat)06:10:20 >only protects 3 eggs when she can give birth to more >sees pigs want the eggs >shows up like halfway through the game >gives birth to an atomic egg midair >egg explodes and kills pigs >her body size shrinks and she even has a little smirk on her face >sits there for the rest of the round is she a bird w----?

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Anon has a theory on incel stuff | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >>30081109 # I think low self esteem can become sentient and take over bodies like a parasite. Incel stuff is how the low self esteem parasite infects new hosts. It's actually low self esteem making those posts, capturing anon as a mindslave. 11/02/23(Thu)05:25:18 No.30082377 >>30082393 #

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Somerset Gimp banned | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Somerset Gimp banned from wearing a gimp suit in public and 'crawling, wriggling or writhing on the ground' for five years Joshua Hunt, a self-employed gardener from Claverham, North Somerset, had been linked by police to 25 incidents across the county over the past five years. ⒸFriday 3 November 2023 16:15, UK Joshua Hunt i am being Oppressed 11/04/23(Sat)02:40:26 No.11145765 Anonymous Anonymous gim.png 675 KB PNG 11/04/23 (Sat)02:43:45 No.11145769 nobodys shocked or frightened in that one video of him and they just kind of pity him for attention w------ instead II 11/04/23(Sat)03:00:59 No.11145781 throbbing gristle already did everything like fifty years ago it's not possible to even interest people with this stuff much less shock them Anonymous i just want to live my life in peace 11/04/23 (Sat)03:07:39 No.11145787

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Anon discovers the true origin story | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 168771150 MB 8852 394345 FV 1553 ZF6-633 BB6B0149-59C3-43F2-9FE7-329FE6283F3E.jpg 25 KB JPG >look up meaning of name "Drake" >it means "snake or dragon" >the devil is referred to as both a snake and dragon in the Bible >Jesus's birth name was Yeshua, which translates a Joshua in English >MFW the Bible was the original Drake and Josh >MFW Drake Bell is the antichrist and Josh Peck is the Messiah Anonymous 04/20/21(Tue)13:26:21 No.149806974 based Anonymous big if true 04/20/21(Tue)13:28:05 No.149807034 04/20/21(Tue)13:29:09 No.149807075

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Anon wants a killer gf | /r/Greentext

>I want a demon, alien girl like in elfen lied who is strong and kill everybody, she even try to kill me but she fall in love with me after i save her from an attack. >WE BOTH HATE HUMANITY, we have no friends, just eachother which is the best thing ever because i always wanted a girl who had nothing but me. >We both were abused and we want to find true love and we will both die for eachother. >it s awesome that i can have a gf who is able to kill people but she protect me and love me, make me feel special. >I will want her to kill feminists, liberals first so the planet will be more pure, only love not sexual freedom aka degeneracy. 94 KB JPG

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MAP can't draw a map | /r/Greentext

Board /v/ - Video Games Mavers ON TOTunj Reinhardt and Brigitte were a MAP couple Reinhardt and Brigitte were a (...) 11/04/23(Sat)03:35:27 No.656332465 MAP Rights 55 OIG (4).jpg 178 KB JPG ▼ Settings Mobile Home Reinhardt and brigitte have been dating since she was 14 since the age of consent in Germany is so low and you know it : Anonymous 11/04/23(Sat)03:38:14 No.656332620 >>656332465 (OP) # >only 13 from 16 Federal states the f--- is this s--- Post a Reply

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If only the church had never existed, society would be so much more advanced | /r/Greentext

ile: 1390608610198.jpg-(35 KB, 254x300, scribe2.jpg) PooooX0000l Anonymous 01/24/14(Fri) 19:10 UTC-5 No.29757715 Replies: >>29758315 >>29758618 >>29758664>>29759193 >>29760485>>29760622 >>29760818 >>29760899 >>29760903 >>29761003 >>29761055>>29761087 >>29762176 >Be Irish monk >Spend childhood learning to read and write >Love books and knowledge, particularly the Ancient Greek authors (why is Plutarch so based?) >Spend most of my life copying books by hand >F------ Vikings attack >Run away carrying all the books I can han >Find new monastery, start all over again >Have to trek all the way to Rome to get copies of burned books. Boston >Beaten and robbed by bandits on the way, left for dead Fall >Fall sick >Spend months in a farmer's cottage healing >Get on ship >Ship attacked by more Vikings (why do people today idolize these assholes?) >Spend year as a slave >Escape, continue on to Rome >Spend months petitioning the Pope to give me copies of the lost books > Start back home >Look down to see what happening >See fedora-f--- writing >Almost drowned in a storm on the way back >Attacked by bandits again >Almost killed TABA >This time am saved by a local king, still I almost s--- myself Cat >Get back to monastery >Spend the rest of life copying books so future generations will have the knowledge. >1500 year later >Be in heaven "Oh if only the Church had never existed society would be so much more advanced because of how hard they worked to burn books and destroy knowledge." Yes if there were no Christianity we'd be in space age society by now, f--- those guys." >mfw

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anon has an idea | /r/Greentext

Anonymous I think I'm just going to edge...god damn even the thought of it is already making my d--- hard... 11/03/23(Fri)23:56:29 No.75292399 It's okay... I'll just edge and then put my d--- away. I'll survive. In fact it's better this way because if I edge every once in a while it gives me something to look forward to throughout the month. Yeah, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna edge my brains out tonight and it's gonna feel GOOD. Then I'll just stop right there and sleep tight. See you later bros! >>75292454 # >>75292463 # >>75292478 # Anonymous 11/04/23(Sat)00:03:09 No.75292454 96 KR RNC >>75292399 # I just f------ nutted goddamn.... 0.75292442 I think I and

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