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ile: 1390608610198.jpg-(35 KB, 254x300, scribe2.jpg) PooooX0000l Anonymous 01/24/14(Fri) 19:10 UTC-5 No.29757715 Replies: >>29758315 >>29758618 >>29758664>>29759193 >>29760485>>29760622 >>29760818 >>29760899 >>29760903 >>29761003 >>29761055>>29761087 >>29762176 >Be Irish monk >Spend childhood learning to read and write >Love books and knowledge, particularly the Ancient Greek authors (why is Plutarch so based?) >Spend most of my life copying books by hand >F------ Vikings attack >Run away carrying all the books I can han >Find new monastery, start all over again >Have to trek all the way to Rome to get copies of burned books. Boston >Beaten and robbed by bandits on the way, left for dead Fall >Fall sick >Spend months in a farmer's cottage healing >Get on ship >Ship attacked by more Vikings (why do people today idolize these assholes?) >Spend year as a slave >Escape, continue on to Rome >Spend months petitioning the Pope to give me copies of the lost books > Start back home >Look down to see what happening >See fedora-f--- writing >Almost drowned in a storm on the way back >Attacked by bandits again >Almost killed TABA >This time am saved by a local king, still I almost s--- myself Cat >Get back to monastery >Spend the rest of life copying books so future generations will have the knowledge. >1500 year later >Be in heaven "Oh if only the Church had never existed society would be so much more advanced because of how hard they worked to burn books and destroy knowledge." Yes if there were no Christianity we'd be in space age society by now, f--- those guys." >mfw

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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ile: 1390608610198.jpg-(35 KB, 254x300, scribe2.jpg) PooooX0000l Anonymous 01/24/14(Fri) 19:10 UTC-5 No.29757715 Replies: >>29758315 >>29758618 >>29758664>>29759193 >>29760485>>29760622 >>29760818 >>29760899 >>29760903 >>29761003 >>29761055>>29761087 >>29762176 >Be Irish monk >Spend childhood learning to read and write >Love books and knowledge, particularly the Ancient Greek authors (why is Plutarch so based?) >Spend most of my life copying books by hand >F------ Vikings attack >Run away carrying all the books I can han >Find new monastery, start all over again >Have to trek all the way to Rome to get copies of burned books. Boston >Beaten and robbed by bandits on the way, left for dead Fall >Fall sick >Spend months in a farmer's cottage healing >Get on ship >Ship attacked by more Vikings (why do people today idolize these assholes?) >Spend year as a slave >Escape, continue on to Rome >Spend months petitioning the Pope to give me copies of the lost books > Start back home >Look down to see what happening >See fedora-f--- writing >Almost drowned in a storm on the way back >Attacked by bandits again >Almost killed TABA >This time am saved by a local king, still I almost s--- myself Cat >Get back to monastery >Spend the rest of life copying books so future generations will have the knowledge. >1500 year later >Be in heaven "Oh if only the Church had never existed society would be so much more advanced because of how hard they worked to burn books and destroy knowledge." Yes if there were no Christianity we'd be in space age society by now, f--- those guys." >mfw

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