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>be me, med student >with my younger brother (18) in our private sauna >pretty much naked, sweating as f--- >idea.jpg >"hey bro, we learnt how to test for cystic fibrosis last week at uni, it's really simple, wanna see?" >bro is interested in my studies every time and agrees >"One of the symptoms of cystic fibrosis is salty sweat because normally there is a chloride channel in your sweat glands that removes the salts. So you just need to taste your sweat" >i lick my arm a little >it's a bit salty, as normal sweat is >"my sweat tastes like water, how about yours?" >bro licks his wrist >his expression changes into horrified >"big bro... mine is salty" >"oh crap, really? Better check with someone else" >"you're lying, yours was salty too, wasn't it big bro" >"no, I didn't lie, but you can lick me if you want to" >bro refused He now thinks he has cystic fibrosis and will either have to lick somebody to find out that everyone's sweat is a little salty or ask somebody to lick him. The best part is that the thing about salty sweat is partially true, so a simple internet search will give him mixed results.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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