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: Anonymous 10 KB JPG 04/10/23(Mon)15:51:31 No.897367218 It just dawned on me that the puppet was 100% a part of this guy's m----------- ritual

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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I'd be happy to find a condo under a million these days | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 148 KB JPG rates 06/25/22(Sat) 19:57:27 No.69182671 >look up condos in my dream city >find one that looks cool costs 220k >look at the history >in 2020-2022 the price has doubled alone >between now and 2016 it has just been skyrocketing at unreal Its f------ over. I just wanted a small place to call my own

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Anon participates in a game of Truth or Dare. | /r/Greentext

>Be me > 19 yo, 6/10 >Go out for Valentines Day with bestie of 3 years >9/10 >It's technically a date >Dinner and 50 Shades of S--- >Get ice cream afterwards >Give her a glass flower I bought earlier in the month >She loves it and we go for a walk >PULL OUT 5GUM: TRUTH OR DARE, pack >Her wrapper says to take a selfie with eyes closed >She does >I read mine It says to ask the most beautiful person in the room for a kiss >We laugh it off but I remember the glass flower base has a mirror on the bottom side Where's the most beautiful girl at tho? >Look at the mirrored base Oh look I found her! >Show her the mirrored base of the flower >We smile and kiss for the first time ever >She reads her the other part of her wrapper >"What's the most romantic moment you've shared with the person next you?" >"This one right now" >mfw how it feels to chew 5gum

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Anon contributes | /r/Greentext

File: 1436631335464.png (85 KB, 361x333) AKK * [wherever i am i must also shitpost] Anonymous 07/15/15(Wed)05:29:23 No.20496177 ▸ who else /shitpostingenthusiast/ here? >got drunk yesterday >don't remember most of it >woke up with insane hangover >look at 11 hours of browser and event history >apparently I felt some waves of creativity >spammed /r9k/, /pol/, /x/ and /mu/ with idiotic comments >got in a huge inernet fight with some dude from baltic states while roleplaying as slav (I'm strayan) >used switzerland, turkish and russian proxies >have a dozen of pictures of unknown people saved on my hard drive >wrote long ass greentext story about tf no gf, butchered it in half and posted the wall of nonsense >created at least 16 threads, 9 of them in /r9k/. >one had 300+ replies, rest had 5-10 >"sang" a song for /mu/ >got globally m00ted for saying "ayy Imao" in /x/ magick b------- thread >made a screenshot of ban page and named it "proud.jpg" >even tried to c------- >again, don't remember almost anything of it >mfw I'm wereshitposter

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Anon is an observer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 116 KB JPG 04/10/23(Mon)21:39:31 No.72904239 Have you ever watched somone watch Tik Tok without them knowing you are watching them? If you havent you should its a great way to become worried for our generation. As somewhat of an expert in this topic ill walk you through what a person does while watching Tik Tok The thumbs >you can tell how much a person is enjoying a TikTok by watching their thumbs >as they swipe onto a new video their thumb hovers over the screen ready to swipe the second it loses their attention >as they keep watching their thumb slowly makes its way to the side of the screen but if they even get bored for a second it starts to go back over the screen >a back and forth TikTok is like an intricate dance of the thumbs The posture >the posture of the TikToker is one of isolation >their head is leaned in in such a way that they create their own personal bubble and block out the outside world The eyes >oh god the eyes >so entranced with the screen yet at the same time so miserable >such a complex emotion the English language does not yet have the words to describe it >so enthralled with the screen they dont even notice me staring creepily right at them

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Anon can stand on his own legs! | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/10/23(Mon)13:56:21 No.72896141 Today I learnt how to use a washing machine, are you ready? >Sort clothes into two seperate groups, white-only and colored (black counts too) >Check if the required temperatures match (usually 30-40 degrees) otherwise seperate them and wash them separately >Having acne? Turn the laundry inside out or if really bad just f------ cook them and don't care about the washed out colors >Then for white laundry you'll use "heavy duty detergent" >For colored and black laundry you'll use "color-safe detergent" >Make sure not to fill the machine up too much Any questions??? Oh yeah baby, I'll put this bad boy on, how the f--- did I a avoid that, s---- simple 51 KB JPG

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Anon works cybersecurity | /r/Greentext

28 KB JPG Bill >be me >cybersecurity analyst >make six figure salary >tell ladies I make a six figure salary >they ask for my name and phone number >I'm too smart to give out my personal information

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Modern Warfare | /r/Greentext

.Il T-Mobile 5:04 PM boards.4channel.org Board /k/ - Weapons File: opchan.jpg (541 KB, 652x924) @ 48% Settings Mobile Home The Future of Warfare Anonymous 04/10/23 (Mon)15:30:24 No.57799588 [Reply] >>57799831 >the year is 2026; China has invaded Taiwan; WW3 has begun >you check Twitter on your break at the drone jammer plant, trying to find real posts about the front among the swarms of astroturf bots shilling Elon Musk's new space elevator company >find a post from SSgt Tanesha Lopez, 82nd Airborne >check bio >"Black Hispanic, trans-ally, IRL justice warrior, Among Us 2 addict - we are ALL American <rainbowflag>" Anonymous 04/10/23 (Mon)15:34:10 No.57799645 Are you OK? >look at post >she's standing on top of several dead Chinks with blood and flesh bits all over the pavement in the middle of an intersection in Seoul as giant LCD billboards around her, damaged by shrapnel, glitch out trying to play Samsung ads >her M7 is painted pink and her backback is covered in anime stickers and Among Us memes >beneath her IVAS googles her mouth is covered by a face mask with an ahegao mouth printed on it >the post reads "UwU I try my best but sumtimes chuds just make me so mad I can't deal wth it. Does this break opsec? Srry nt srry lul" >among the hordes of simps in the comments you find Cpt. DeQuan Johnson who says >"Yeah but so does me replyin Imao, also nice shooting, u go queen!"

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Tom - "Spanko!" | /r/Greentext

03/11/21(Thu)16:09:29 No.849351555 Anonymous In the late 1600s, London was plagued by a sexual attacker, dubbed 'Whipping Tom', who would spank his victims with his hand or sometimes a rod and shout 'Spanko!' before running away. ping Tom ping lone B122A23B-9CCE-45B3-9E8F-5E2E9EC5AFFB.jpg 213 KB JPG >1600 >Be me, Whipping Tom >Decide it would be humorous to slap some wenches on their bottoms >Starts as a joke but I quickly develop a liking for it, and become quite renound for my spankings, as I'm fleet of foot and yet to be caught >Flash forward over 400 years >Countless great and powerful men have died and been long forgotten, but my tale is still told and my name remembered >Spanko!

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How anon likes it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous LIGES 81 03/02/23(Thu)10:04:35 No.17149494 chuddle bass.png 126 KB PNG >I'll take a triple catholic deluxe, who can cook. 4x4 trad style, no older than 23. White only, no degree, unvaxxed and still a virgin

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Anon Watches Baby Einstein | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous boby 04/10/23 (Mon)10:12:23 No.897356029 >be me, around 4 years old >ask my father to watch baby einstein >it isn't on cable TV right now >piratingtime.jpg >he finds a pirated link >plays it and goes away >older sister joins me >dad doesn't realize this wasn't baby einstein >video is actually p--- >video of a Man dressed as Albert Einstein reviving A Female Zombie and the Zombie starts sucking off Albert Einsteins C--- >i start crying 49 KB JPG >my sister runs to my mom and tells her >mom turns off the PC Thanks Albert Einstein for Disturbing me as a Child 2 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon doesn't like tipping | /r/Greentext

kh640QMt #1, No. 54532193 4/10/23 4:45:31 AM 1681123513098 JPG 471x565 147.9 kB Red Flag Bingo Has a Short desktop Virgin Poor Lots of free time 30/ w p Puppe Spende be un computer car Leaghs a rabled Racist people Racely Does parents drugs Android Dumb phone >be me, European >visiting the USA for the first time >staying with a long time friend in South Calorina >taking her to random restaurants/bars and tiping $0 >if any server ask me why, I just say that I am European >they ask confused and don't bother me anymore >my friend is surprised that it's possible to do this W--?? Nobody really thought about this on the USA? Hyper political Religious tresh ple

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Anon isn’t interested in other women | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 105 KB JPG 04/10/23(Mon)17:27:41 >get along with women as ftiends >treat women like men in public and private >they're just people like everyone else >can't keep them from falling for me even though I just want friends No.72898124 for some reason how do women think they can just assume I want to be more than friends when I'm married? I just get along with women better but they always eventually ruin our friendship by confessing or doing something cringe like snapping inappropriate photos or texts. I wish women could see guys as people and not just sex objects so I could have friends >>72898160 # Anonymous >>72898124 (OP) # >>can't keep them from falling for me even though I just want friends for some reason Never happened and OP is a f----- 04/10/23 (Mon)17:28:32 No.72898136

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