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Anonymous 105 KB JPG 04/10/23(Mon)17:27:41 >get along with women as ftiends >treat women like men in public and private >they're just people like everyone else >can't keep them from falling for me even though I just want friends No.72898124 for some reason how do women think they can just assume I want to be more than friends when I'm married? I just get along with women better but they always eventually ruin our friendship by confessing or doing something cringe like snapping inappropriate photos or texts. I wish women could see guys as people and not just sex objects so I could have friends >>72898160 # Anonymous >>72898124 (OP) # >>can't keep them from falling for me even though I just want friends for some reason Never happened and OP is a f----- 04/10/23 (Mon)17:28:32 No.72898136

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon wonders why conservatives are so easily triggered | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/10/23(Mon)17:09:06 No.30463643 [Reply] >>30463745 >>30463768 >>30463808 >>30463657 >>30463661 >tfw mom is transphobic >she occasionally sends me right wing stuff to troll me, like matt walsh, facebook memes >sends me some stupid boomer meme about Dylan Mulvaney not being a real woman drinking beer >decide to troll her back because I'm tired of her mocking me >say "wow that's kinda funny, wanna see something else funny?" >replies with sure >send her a video from /gif/ of a guy being hacked to death by a machete >"WHAT THE F--- WHY DID YOU SEND THIS" and she blocks my number I think shes mad at me and is gonna yell at me later. Why are conservatives so easily triggered? Showing all replies. Anonymous 04/10/23(Mon)17:10:38 No.30463656 Zased, very zased. I knell. Anonymous 04/10/23(Mon)17:10:43 No.30463657 >>30463643 (OP) waow so epic :3 Anonymous 04/10/23 (Mon)17:11:17 No.30463661 >>30463708 >>30463643 (OP) >send her a video from /gif/ of a guy being hacked to death by a machete Sanest channer.

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Real men hold in their feelings | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 31 KB JPG 08/13/21(Fri) 10:03:07 No.64958073 >be almost 24-y/o virgin >was thinking about starting a youtube channel to talk about my problems and how people ge themselves into my situation >lunatic incel murders 5 people in my country >yet more stoking the flames of male virgin/incel hatred yeah maybe it's not a good idea lol guess i'm just gonna have to be alone with my troubles

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Anon gets huge confidence | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 8 KB JPG 04/10/23 (Mon)06:35:26 No.72893206 >Be me >In a class field trip >Gain this huge confidence out of nowhere to ask women in class if they wanted go to join me and go to a nearby restaurant after the trip >The women agreed >Class trip over >Finally forming my harem >One girl makes last minute plans says she can't because she does dumb s--- for the college campus >So she's out but the rest still fair game >HOWEVER >A rando dude in my class I never talked to asked if he could join, and the women said sure why not >Not bisexual don't like men My harem ruined

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Anon plays a game | /r/Greentext

E Anonymous 29 KB JPG 08/29/19(Thu)07:01:48 No.52191467 >>52189174 (OP) # In Finland we have this one sauna game called "Gollum" In Gollum one person goes under the sauna bench while other players sit on top of it. Then the Gollum proceeds to put his finger in someone's a------ and the other players who are sitting has to guess who has a finger up in their a------. Whoever guesses right, gets to be the next Gollum. >>52191478 # >>52191524 #

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Anon is too autistic to have a girlfriend | /r/Greentext

Girlfriend Has Very Cringe Woledviews Girlfriend Has Very Cringe Wol(...) 164 KB JPG 04/10/23(Mon)09:28:16 No.422958353 I met my girlfriend when she was 18, she was still living with her parents and attending the local college. Very naive girl and knew absolutely nothing about politics. I have managed to get her to be based but she's still very cringe in many ways. The good parts: >wants to be a mother >anti-feminism >anti-lgbtq >agreed that we should have more white babies instead of bringing in immigrants >traditionalist values >goes to Church >Has no social media However when I hear other stuff I can't help but think she's a massive normie: >still thinks the Holocaust is real >still doesn't like Hitler >Still likes Donald Trump (can't comprehend Jewish question and how he's a Jew puppet) >Will 100% be supporting Trump again in 2024 >Doesn't like Andrew Tate >Got really upset when when she saw on TV that some gay guy was hospitalized by homophobic people, even though she claims to be anti-lgbtq >Thinks cats are cute (sign of mental illness imo) >Thought a literal racoon was cute >Said she hates men who beat their wives, and said it's never ok to hit your girl (I've never hit her but this was a hypothetical conversation)

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Anon fixes America’s gun problem | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 93 KB JPG 04/10/23 (Mon)12:25:15 No.897353350 hi /b/, why are Americans so stupid? even sitting in Europe I know how to fix their problems >thinking about America in the shower and had an epiphany to fix America's gun problem >you can ban guns like Australia to end gun violence but >Americans like their guns more than their children so that is not possible >but unlike Arabs, Americans still want their children to live easy solution for America: >ban mass shootings in schools that way people will stop doing mass shootings in schools and republicans can still have their guns it's a win-win

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Anon watches the Mario movie | /r/Greentext

peaches-song-mario-movie-1680814255778.jpg 48 KB JPG >watching Mario movie >Peach on screen >She talks about how small Mario is >Immediately get hard >She comments on how small he is again >Literally throbbing >She gives him the mushroom and he grows >She smiles as he gets bigger >I have to walk to the bathroom and masturbate Holy f--- this was so hot I imagined peach and Mario and Luigi having a 3 way and her giving Mario a mega mushroom while f------ so he grows inside her and giving Luigi a mini mushroom because of how big he is

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Anon is looking for his files | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 15 KB JPG 04/10/23(Mon)13:09:03 No.92683992 >Start menu searching gives web results instead of local files >Files explorer search takes 10 years or straight up doesn't work and fails to find to find files even in small directories

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Anon likes to debate | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/10/23 (Mon)13:48:44 No.72896093- >be me >sometimes get involved in debates on the internet >answer all the anti-american criticism with "i don't see your flag on the moon" >pretty much a caricature of the american alt-right rhetoric from twitter >not even american myself, just enjoy poisoning those retarded debates >after a while, everytime I think something bad about the US, my brain autocompletes with "i don't see your flag on the moon" 17 KB JPG >imperial system is better because moon landing >electoral college is better because moon landing >iraq invasion is justified because moon landing >healthcare program shouldn't be a thing because moon landing >for-profit jails are justified because moon landing >literally infuriates myself with my own stupid argument >now i can't even discuss politics anymore because the moon landing ruined it for me how do i get out of the loop guys

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A farewell gift is given to Anon. | /r/Greentext

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Anon watches the remake. | /r/Greentext

461 KB JPG >be me >going to watch the new Aladdin remake >kinda reluctant to go cause I'm not a huge fan of these live action remakes but my sister wants go so I might as well >not super into how much they've changed >one character catches me off guard >my god this character is so f------ beautiful >beautiful hair >beautiful skin >beautiful eyes >Abu the monkey is so f------ hot... >pic unrelated Anonymous 06/02/19(Sun)20:12:06 No.801247869 bro you don't have to tell me twice, Naomi Scott is a sexy little minx I'd love to c-- on her t--- : Anonymous 06/02/19(Sun)20:13:06 No.801247938 oh f--- you OP i just finished reading your post f--- you, you f------ a

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