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: Anonymous 09/26/21(Sun)23:19:26 No.12001977 >be stationed on some crappy island at the end of the war 81 KB JPG >pamphlets signed by the general announcing the war's end, as well as letters from family, dropped into the jungle >dismiss it all as a trick >spend 30 years hiding in jungle, shooting farmers and burning crops despite no obvious signs of war because muh orders and muh emperor >a fellow Japanese comes along eventually and confirms the war indeed ended 30 years ago >still refuse to surrender >only surrender after forcing the Japanese government to locate former commanding officer and have him travel to the island and deliver surrender orders from the manlet emperor in person Was it autism?

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: Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat) 10:58:14 No.204864976 maxresdefault (3).jpg 73 KB JPG >you're gaslighting me! >you're love bombing me! >you're stonewalling me! >you're mansplaining to me! realistically, how do you respond to this?

GE Anonymous "I will refund 11/27/24(Wed)23:23:27 No.695792406 Valve Just Put Game Publishers On Notice. 1.1M views 5 days ago Bellular News your game." aa 17:58 IMG_7847.jpg 332 KB JPG >DUDE, IM THE WHOLESOME VIDEO GAME SANTA, WE DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT MONEY LMAO >destroys indie devs by forcing them to accept refunds even though the small game they released was literally under the 2 hour threshold for playing and being able to refund F--- Gabe. He's a scumbag. Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:25:51 No.695792505 The customer is ALWAYS right >>695793068 # >>695794602 # >>695795310 # Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:12 No.695792525 If your game is s----- enough that even people who bought it on steam instead of pirating demands a refund it's your fault Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:42 No.695792549 Be thankful for Gabe. The second he dies, a brainless profitbot 9000 takes his place, undoes everything he did, and guts Valve like a fish for private equity wealth.

Anonymous 89KB JPG 01/18/20(Sat) 12:25:09 No.818739837 >be me >been having a s--- week >take long shower >lay on back buck naked on bed and close eyes >try not to cry >feelsbadman.jpg >doggo snoozing on bed suddenly wakes up and stretches >Starts walking over my legs but stops over my genitals >shakes head and violently slaps my d--- and balls multiple times with floppy ears >laugh uncontrollably for 5min straight Instantly feel better. Thanks doggo bro.

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Anonymous Suicide is badass! 40 KB JPG 02/08/23(Wed)06:33:33 No.72145205 >want gf >you need to have other friends first >but you dont have to if you're charismatic >also need charisma to make friends ah s--- its over isn't it

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File: 1674858069293.jpg (193 KB, 1245x1098) NEWS Domino's Pizza Closes its Restaurants in Italy, Surprising No One Operations at all locations were suspended in late July. By Jelisa Castrodale Published on August 11, 2022 HO Domino's Pizza DOMINOSITALIA.IT ORDINA ONLINE CONSEGNIAMO PIZZA CALEA SEMPRE QUESTA E UNA PROMESSA PHOTO: EYESONMILAN/SHUTTERSTOCK It's probably safe to say that Italians aren't exactly mourning the loss of Domino's pizza - and there's a good chance that a lot of them didn't notice that the Michigan-based chain even existed in their country. According to Anonymous 02/07/23(Tue) 15:33:39 No.177589261 >>177589288 >>177589302 >>177589325 >>177589384>>177589401 >>177589642 >>177589960 >>177590013 >>177590015 >>177591549 >>177592966 >>177593185 >>177593231 American pizza lost

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: Anonymous 41 KB JPG 3 Replies / 2 Images Anonymous >>72145269 (OP) # that's gross you are gross everything about it is gross suits you perfectly : Anonymous 02/08/23 (Wed)06:42:41 No.72145269 I'm 28 years old and have still never wiped my ass in my entire life. Even after taking a fat wet crap that leaves my flabby ass cheeks caked in crusty s---. I see literally no reason to clean my ass when succubi won't even look at me. 0 23 KB JPG View Thread 02/08/23(Wed)06:44:20 No.72145282 02/08/23(Wed)06:46:22 No.72145297 >mfw even wiping won't get me a hot 5'4 plump goth gf with no immediate family emotional baggage or facial piercings. Life is unfair.

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Anonymous (ID: 7bzNvKLR) [+] 45 KB JPG 02/04/23(Sat)15:04:54 No.414866654 >Took no prisoners in WW1 >Most brutal and savage allied army during WW2 >border patrol gives no f---- and will kill you if you cross over >Taliban feared the leafs more than the mutts >literally f----- up slavs in eurosuck >better trained solderers and don't kill their own >under geared compared to mutts but have better track record of completing missons on time and budget. >Had convoy protest while mutts couldn't do s--- Just face it, leafs would've shot the satellite down before it even entered the airspace. We control the radars up here. >hur you got chinks You got n------ and you kneel before them at your f------ stupidbowl, don't talk. 11 Replies / 3 Images Anonymous (ID: qPcUjTWd) [+] View Thread 02/04/23(Sat)15:06:40 No.414866882 >>414866654 (OP) # it literally passed over our airspace you dumb f------ leaf

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04/28/21(Wed)21:26:27 No.85316093 okay i haven't use this site in many months and id like to tell a greentext even if nobody reads it >be me, 7 years ago 23 KB JPG >16 year old beta who thought he was a chad, a bit taller than average, over grown hair >never had a girlfriend or friends, never even talked to someone in school >would watch a s--- ton of anime >watch hyouka (good stuff) >wants to imitate the main character spin the pen >google how to pen spin like him >learn loads of pen spins over the duration of summer >school starts, sit in the corner, do nothing but spin >betas watch me from afar : Anonymous >lunch break starts, betas come gather around my seat >they wanna watch and learn how to spin >teach them >they invite me out after school >cry and open upto them the coming weeks >realise i was the beta >make friends >23 now with a girlfriend, a job and hobbies >still an avid spinner >mfw an anime character and a f------ pen was the reason of my maturity you can do it fellow anons, i believe in you

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: Anonymous Top Tier bul 446 KB PNG 02/07/23(Tue) 15:35:46 No.893986966 >be me >highschool dropout, lives with parents >be lazy p------------ who doesn't wanna get up to go to the bathroom >dislike s------- in the toilet >frequently piss in bottles >need long-term plan for when uhohstinky.jpg calls

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Anonymous 02/07/23(Tue) 15:58:14 No.14592940 >>14592973 >>14592979 >murder the only person in Austro-Hungary who would speak for the slav autonomy and against the war >your actions cause the death of 1/4th of your countrymen >be proclaimed a national hero why are serbs so stupid?

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Anonymous who's the biggest loser on /r9(...) CONSUMMATUR @kimdaism 676 KB PNG 01/25/23(Wed)09:01:17 No.71962299 >21 >still live with family >still stuck in same s--- town I've always lived in >zero friends, girlfriend ever >college dropout (couldn't choose what to major in) >slave tier job at a warehouse >only 7k saved >zero talents, qualifications, interests, skills, or idea what to do >ugly as f--- It's so f------ over. I've gone on tiktok and see people younger than me with 6 figure jobs and insane physiques. I've literally ruined my entire life and wasted my youth without ever getting to have one. I feel hopeless and suicidal. I bought a shotgun last year and I think about using it all the time.

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: Anonymous 8 KB JPG 08/24/22(Wed)06:09:52 No.69936452 >be from ukraine >unironically use reddit >war is s--- and stuff >make a picture of my morning view with ukrainian breakfast, some positivity >post it >it gets removed for being offtopic >the entire subreddit is just about the war >99% of the people are westerners just talking about russia all day >they give each other awards for saying "F--- Putin" >these people dont give a s--- about ukrainne

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: Anonymous 09/26/21(Sun)23:19:26 No.12001977 >be stationed on some crappy island at the end of the war 81 KB JPG >pamphlets signed by the general announcing the war's end, as well as letters from family, dropped into the jungle >dismiss it all as a trick >spend 30 years hiding in jungle, shooting farmers and burning crops despite no obvious signs of war because muh orders and muh emperor >a fellow Japanese comes along eventually and confirms the war indeed ended 30 years ago >still refuse to surrender >only surrender after forcing the Japanese government to locate former commanding officer and have him travel to the island and deliver surrender orders from the manlet emperor in person Was it autism?

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