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: Anonymous Top Tier bul 446 KB PNG 02/07/23(Tue) 15:35:46 No.893986966 >be me >highschool dropout, lives with parents >be lazy p------------ who doesn't wanna get up to go to the bathroom >dislike s------- in the toilet >frequently piss in bottles >need long-term plan for when uhohstinky.jpg calls

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon is her d1ldo | /r/Greentext

323 KB JPG 02/08/23 (Wed)09:14:20 No.17005711 > be me > in summer met girl at party > we were only hugging each other for like a while > she was really interested > I felt in love, went on a date with her > got ghosted > after month met her again at a party > we made out > she wrote me, I got ghosted again after week > after half year > met her again > we kissed > she didnt even reply How am I supposed to move on when I am literally her dildo. I have few similar experiences, are women just penis addicted w-----?

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Anon doesn't understands serb logic (me neither) | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/07/23(Tue) 15:58:14 No.14592940 >>14592973 >>14592979 >murder the only person in Austro-Hungary who would speak for the slav autonomy and against the war >your actions cause the death of 1/4th of your countrymen >be proclaimed a national hero why are serbs so stupid?

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Anon still has a full life ahead of him | /r/Greentext

Anonymous who's the biggest loser on /r9(...) CONSUMMATUR @kimdaism 676 KB PNG 01/25/23(Wed)09:01:17 No.71962299 >21 >still live with family >still stuck in same s--- town I've always lived in >zero friends, girlfriend ever >college dropout (couldn't choose what to major in) >slave tier job at a warehouse >only 7k saved >zero talents, qualifications, interests, skills, or idea what to do >ugly as f--- It's so f------ over. I've gone on tiktok and see people younger than me with 6 figure jobs and insane physiques. I've literally ruined my entire life and wasted my youth without ever getting to have one. I feel hopeless and suicidal. I bought a shotgun last year and I think about using it all the time.

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Anon gets removed for being off topic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 8 KB JPG 08/24/22(Wed)06:09:52 No.69936452 >be from ukraine >unironically use reddit >war is s--- and stuff >make a picture of my morning view with ukrainian breakfast, some positivity >post it >it gets removed for being offtopic >the entire subreddit is just about the war >99% of the people are westerners just talking about russia all day >they give each other awards for saying "F--- Putin" >these people dont give a s--- about ukrainne

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Orca Whales | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/26/18(Sun)11:26:07 No.778248228 f-----.jpg 327 KB JPG >Go out of map bounds >High level enemy spawns that kills you almost immediately Anonymous >>778248228 (OP) # F--- off. There has never been a documented orca attack on a human in the wild. Orca's don't view humans as food nor as a threat. They mostly just ignore any humans in the water that we see. 08/26/18(Sun)11:27:34 No.778248229 >>778248231 # >>778248232 # >>778248234 # >>778248235 # >>778248236 # >>778248237 # >>778248244 # >>778248245 # >>778248246 # >>778248248 # Anonymous >>778248253 # >>778248254 # >>778248263 # >>778248264 # >>778248272 # >>778248282 # >>778248292 # >>778248297 # >>778248301 # >>778248302 # >>778248310 # >>778248314 # >>778248321 # >>778248351 # >>778248397 # >>778248611 # >>778248815 # >>778248875 # >>778249065 # >>778250198 # >>778250913 # >>778251090 # >>778251464 # 08/26/18(Sun)11:40:22 No.778248244 207 KB PNG >>778248229 # >we

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It's over for anon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 69878748 Always be positive and look at the bright side of life (I won't but you guys should 1.2 MB PNG 10 hr ago >no cute twinks at my gym, ever It's f------ over, bros. I might actually have to start dating w*men. 1 REPLY ●●●

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Anon loves his mom | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/03/18(Sun)09:54 53 KB JPG No.11260164 >my mom left school at 16 due to poverty >never showed much interest in books, music etc >retired last year >has since been reading through all the books I left in boxes at home >her enthusiasm for reading is so pure I feel bad for not enjoying reading that much these days >she kept asking me if I was writing a book and said she could "never do that" >picked up the hint and encouraged her to give it a go, without getting my hopes up >tfw she sent me a story she wrote about two rabbits who become friends >tfw it made me cry and feels more honest than anything I've written How to cope with this feel bros? I love my mum so much.

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Anon goes on a cruise | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 360 KB PNG 08/08/20(Sat)21:36:09 No.59475320 >on a Swedish cruise ship >I have to s--- really badly >take a nice huge dump and try to flush the toilet >toilet's broken >no matter how hard I try, the s--- won't flufh >go find a cleaning lady >I don't speak Swedish, she doesn't speak English >grab her hand and pull her to a man's toilet >point at the giant s--- you took >the only word I know in Swedish is "titta" ("look") >s--- flushes normally >mfw

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Anon could’ve joined | /r/Greentext

23 KB JPG >be me >16 >go on my first adventure >go into a ditch which leads into the sewers >so far so good >hear grunts >whatthefuck.png >flash light towards the sound >I see two homeless men having the nastiest sex ever >I scream and they turn towards me >ohfuck.avi >Sprint outta there >go home and sit on bed trying to fathom what the F--- I just saw >mfw

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Anon discovers socializing | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 111 KB JPG 06/19/22(Sun)07:15:52 >friends forced me to go to a party >got drunk and actually made out with a girl for the first time No.69100659 i didnt even put any effort into talking with her, w--? im legit spamming parties until im no longer a virgin : Anonymous anon losing his virginity any% 06/19/22(Sun)07:19:01 No.69100678

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Anon has a VERY specific type... Part 2 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous vampire gf 89 KB JPG 02/06/23(Mon)22:39:21 No.72127973 Would you date a female vampire? >looks 15, but is actually 90 >was a romani jew that got sent to a labor camp during WW2 and somehow became a vampire and escaped >will live at your home cause she has none >will stay inside during daytime >pretty good at credit card and identity fraud so she can help with rent and bills >will go out and murder people for blood every couple weeks or so. prefers you not ask her about it >will also go out at night to break into mailboxes or cars for more fraud s--- >doesn't like being called a vampire, declares she isn't one >former vagrant who used to never stay in one place for long >longer she stays in the area more likely feds will start investigating her killings >can beat you in chess >likes shoegaze >knows how to skateboard fairly well >will kill anyone who tries to bring you harm >loves you >can fly >does not want to turn you into a vampire

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