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File: ghost pepe.jpg (34 KB, 507x394) I Anonymous 06/26/21(Sat)09:10:49 No.64316317 ► I just had the worst dream ever. I'm so glad it was just a dream. Here's how it went: >be me >in living room >there is a corpse of a young adult girl, with red hair >think that she's a relative about to have her funeral >while exiting the room, I see her looking at me then starting a smile >wave at her with a happy face >when I come back in the room, she is gone >ask grandma, who sat and watched TV the hole time, who she is >she smirks >continue desperately asking >she says "oh, she's just from folklore" >my heart drops >when i'm using the computer >l see that I bought some games on Steam that I don't remember buying >she messages sent to Discord friends I don't remember sending >mfw this ghost is trolling me and my computer >try to refund all the games she bought >don't do anything about the messages because I can't tell them I accidentally sat on my keyboard or that this weird ghost is in my house >when I'm inside >chairs, clothes, small objects are either slightly or largely moved or just not there anymore >at this point I'm not even an Atheist anymore, this s--- made me Christian out of fear >enough >talk to my grandma about bringing a priest home >right after I wake up with my eyes and everything tired and ears plugged in Note that this wasn't a lucid dream, and I wasn't aware at all that I was dreaming. This is the key factor that made this dream the scariest one of my life. Imagine one day that all the ghost stories you heard are actually real and very possible to happen to you.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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