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File: tardjail.png (166 KB, 508x508) TARD JAIL ☐ Anonymous 11/04/23(Sat)21:53:40 No.75299223 >>75299283 >be me >bored during lockdown >decide to go to the local park because not much else to do >spot a flock of crows >idea.jpg >start feeding them every day >they grow accustomed to me and I eventually start teaching them tricks >l teach them to bring me any dollar bills they find >a week later >return to the usual spot >crows have brought a literal mountain of cash >imrich.wav >I give them a whole bag of cookies and take the money home >party all evening >ffw to next day dammit >deposit my huge pile of cash at the local bank >teller looks at me weird and leaves to talk to one of her colleagues >two police officers enter a few minutes later >get arrested >apparently the money was counterfeit >mfw the crows set up an illegal money printing ring to get more snacks out of me

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Anon becomes the crow overlord | /r/Greentext


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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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