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: Anonymous 10/23/23(Mon)10:11:12 No.75176476 >Be me >20 year old zoomer at a big southern college >not a 4chinner level of virgin but also not a chad, I come off as normal enough and none of my friends know I've never had a gf >be put in a group in class 119 KB JPG >One guy is your typical fluffy haired skinny frat boy with the frat bro "suh dude" vocabulary >while working on schoolwork we get to chatting >he lives in a house with 3 other frat boys >he invites me to their pregame party before the football game on saturday >decide to go >walk inside to the most disgusting smell of piss and beer imaginable >there must have been 50 used beer cans around the living room alone >trash & used fast food bags everywhere >the 4 of them are drinking on the couch while another 5-6 friends were in the kitchen >caught a glimpse of the bedroom since the door was open >bros bed was an air mattress with one pillow and the room was covered in clothes and more trash >ask to use bathroom >he says to use the one upsairs since their girlfriends were getting ready in the first floor bathroom >go upstairs >The bathroom was even worse than the living room >Crusty ass floor >Mold everywhere >Literally dawn dish soap on the shelf in the bathtub >used condoms in the trash >go back down >still can't get over the smell >a few more people had showed up >One of dudes called for the girls like "Yo get out here" >their girlfriends come out >Literally each one is a 10/10 blonde/brunette tan sorority-looking girl >mfw Sometimes I look at the dating choices women make and lose all attraction to them

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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