Anon goes to the grocery store | /r/Greentext | Greentext Stories | Know Your Meme

: Anonymous 8 KB JPG >kms Pic unrelated 10/23/23(Mon)10:26:32 No.75165255 >be super nervous >mom tell me to go to the grocery store to get some chicken >go to deli, and pick out a number >my number is skipped >leave store >go home

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon should've called a plumber | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 119 KB JPG 10/08/23(Sun)22:52:26 No.907362484 Here's another poo poo story. So my dad had a girlfriend he asked to watch us. She was closer to our age than she was his. Watching 4 kids. My brother takes a dump, and it's literally too big to go down the pipe, f------ lodged in there.. My brother takes his bare hands sinks into the abyss, grabs the clump of s--- and squeezes it in half. Dads girlfriend watched the entire thing unfold in horror. Little brother is freaking out with s--- dripping down his elbow. >>907362848 # Toilet struggles to get down two huge logs with a handshake in-print. Dad comes home and laughs at the entire f------ story. Calls s--- a knuckle backed trout from then on.

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Anon had a good thing going | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I'm ruined now 312 KB PNG 10/23/23(Mon)14:22:07 No.30015350 >had a beautiful romance, lasted for years >very intelligent girl, well educated, played instruments and sang beautifully >more importantly, she was the most good natured person I've ever met. rich depth of emotion, cared about people and the state of humanity at large, no ego, never once saw her seriously get angry, never acted superior to anyone, just higher on the evolutionary scale than normal people >always kind, tender to me it's not uncommon when a relationship ends to go through some depression and feel like you'll never love again. but i assumed it was temporary and I'd get over it. But I haven't, it's been 5 years. Have you ever had a really incredible whiskey, and not been able to tolerate the cheap stuff afterwards? Other girls are f------ awful by comparison. And I'm not talking about some s----- girls on tinder - even the 'nicer' girls are like this. They toy with your emotions, play power games, manipulate you, have temper tantrums, and you constantly have to mind their insecurities and neroses. I genuinely don't believe most girls don't even care about he guys they're with. I was shocked at how much kindness she showed me, because it was so different from any way I'd been treated before. Most women are just callously insensitive to your wellbeing. They seem to all think they're some incredible prize and you should feel indebted to have them. w-- do I even do now?

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Anon doesn't like the Reddit joke | /r/Greentext

File: r4034.png (105 KB, 600x562) >> Reddit f--- Anonymous 10/23/23 (Mon)16:00:56 No.908141483 >>908141516 >>908141580 >>908142034 >Be me. >Be Redditor. >Go to r/greentext because I'm too scared to venture into the void of 4chan. >See a text obviously intended as joke. >As I'm of above average intelligence, I deduce it's most likely a fabrication. >In a stunning flash of originality, I call it fake&gay. >Waddle around with my head held high for the rest of the day. Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger! Anonymous 10/23/23 (Mon)16:02:10 No.908141516 ► >>908141483 (OP) go back Anonymous 10/23/23 (Mon)16:04:30 No.908141580 >>908141483 (OP) fake and gay is probably the single worst f------ "joke" they came up with edit: wow this blew up thanks for platinum c-- award stranger! Anonymous 10/23/23 (Mon)16:22:09 No.908142034 >>908141483 (OP) >>908141580 >>908142034 What is all this awards s---? Is it something from Plebbit? And how do you know about it?

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Anon gets groomed online | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_0627.jpg (8 KB, 225x225) Anonymous 10/23/23(Mon) 09:49:47 No.75161349 >>75161372 >>75161406 >>75161428 >>75162295 >>75162309 >its 2020 >my retarded 17 year old ass is lonely and on discord >edate this random european guy for a month >he calls it off because i dont even remember why >i talk s--- about him and made a thread about him exposing him for grooming me about a year ago >fast forward to it being nearly 2024 >i still miss him even though ive had a girlfriend for the last year, but she doesnt know about this degeneracy i did why am i still attached to some eurofag? i hate this

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Anon doesn't have real friends | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 273 KB JPG bad. 10/23/23(Mon)16:40:55 No.908140308 Found out that my "friends" had a party this weekend and basically invited everyone they knew except me. I know I'm f------ insufferable but hearing it out of the mouth of someone you feel like you know hurts so f------ I don't even want to kill myself at this point because I feel like everyone would fake cry over my body and claim they "never knew". I just want to move to the middle of nowhere and never talk to anyone ever again.

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Anon had a dream. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 390 KB JPG 08/09/20(Sun)21:55:11 No.59493059 >have awesome, weird dream >become somewhat aware it's a dream >tell myself I'm going to write everything down what I wake up >oh my god this is insane >wake up >literally forget 99.9% of details.2 seconds after waking up F--- this.

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Anon on redditors. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous human 136 KB JPG ungrateful? 10/23/23(Mon)08:24:05 No.75162887 >husband gets a vasectomy so his wife doesn't have to get a tubal ligation >wife proceeds to crack jokes about it and upload a photo of him online for the world to see Why are women so f------ Anonymous >>75162887 (OP) They did this for karma on reddit 10/23/23 (Mon)08:31:27 No.75162928

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Anon supports Palestine | /r/Greentext

File: 1681303784197.jpg (36 KB, 600x600) Anonymous (ID: ZMz4d4Rf 10/23/23 (Mon)13:13:59 No.445996577 >>445998382 >>445999266 >>445999656 >eveyrone there is some sort of muslim migrant >get a lot of looks because I stand out like a sore thumb, being tall, blonde and well dressed >pretend to care about their garbage "country" and repeat their bs propaganda Anonymous (ID: OuqtLCAm >go to palestinian demonstration >people become friendly and seem to appreciate an aussie person taking their side >start talking to this hot 16 year old girl, ass blessed by the gods, long curly hair and DSL >"ye i feel it it's awful what israel is doing" >"omg you're like the first aussie i heard saying it, it's so sad how brainwashed most are by the media" >get her number Meeting her this week for our first "date" Imao. >>445998518 >>445998849 10/23/23(Mon)13:44:59 No.445998382 >>445996577 (OP) # congratulations moron, you are now on three lists.

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Anon hates smoking | /r/Greentext

27 KB JPG >Be me >Be 18 >Try smoking for the first time >Start coughing like crazy >Get intensely dizzy, unable to walk, stand or even talk properly >Continues for a straight minute or 2 >That's it? >Ended up throwing the pack away How the f--- are people addicted to this?

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Anon goes clubbing | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous clubbing as a sub5 + sisters f(...) 14 KB JPG 10/23/23(Mon)06:50:09 No.75160509 >it's my sister's birthday the other night >she pity invites me out with her friends to go to a few clubs in the city >I take an uber there >sister arrives with all of her friends >they are all pretty good looking, 7's and 8's >I'm 5'9 and like a 5 in the face >sister tries introducing me to them >they all barely even acknowledge me >the night goes on and we get into the clubs >they immediately break away from me and dance amongst themselves, trying to catch Chad's attention >don't know what else to do, I just kind of stand around with a drink >absolutely zero women looked at me or made any eye contact the entire night >we leave that club and go to another one >this time I get more into the crowd and try vibing a little >doesn't get me anywhere, not sure if I'm even enjoying myself doing it I've been to like 10 other clubs and bars and it was the same story... at least I've proved to myself that this s--- doesn't work and I can start tuning out the retards who tell me "just go to clubs bro"

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>he lifts for women | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/23/23(Mon)08:07:02 No.72598808 1.25 MB JPG >Stacy rejected me when I was 17 >decided to lift so I could glow up >be 21 and fit >finally run into her again >"Hi Stacy it's anon from highschool" >she bursts out laughing at me >"Oh my God anon, you look so funny now. I didn't know you became such a gym rat. How have you been?" Why are Stacies so inhumanly mean bros? I honestly feel like eating a bullet right now.

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Overwatch is dying, share this post to make it die faster | /r/Greentext

>dying at an alarming rate >competitive scene no one knows/cares about >devs need to keep adding cosmetics to keep people playing >unlikeable characters 9 KB JPG >awful art style direction >attracts a sexually deviant playerbase >unrewarding gameplay >game design panders to less skilled players That's right f------ it's an Overwatch thread Pic not related

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