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[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] File: kp.jpg (44 KB, 750x679) [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] [Auto] trans people Anonymous 10/18/23(Wed)19:32:32 No.33206021 ► transfems: >i wanna be a woman. ill dress feminine, look feminine and have a feminine haircut. seems logical transmascs: >"uhh, I wanna look more masculine, what clothes should I wear? Men's clothes. >"uhh ok but what about hair??" Men's haircut. >"uhh ok but what about makeup???" no makeup f------ idiots, stop asking stupid questions

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anonymous 8 KB JPG 10/18/23(Wed)16:24:18 No.907894840 >everyone tells me linkedin is "an incredible resource" >create linkedin and add some friends and colleagues >scroll through to see what people are sharing about themselves >get depressed >few days pass by >go to linkedin again >get depressed again >repeat f--- you linkedin stop telling me how much of a loser I am compared to everyone else

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Anon doesn’t get it | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: znqtfGsm **** 472 KB JPG 06/17/22 (Fri) 14:42:06 No.382750992 Can someone explain to me why Europeans don't buy air conditioners? They have a massive dangerous heat wave going on now and they refuse to buy AC units. Is it because they are poor? Anonymous (ID: Gef2Vh57) 06/17/22 (Fri) 14:42:51 No.382751087 >>382750992 (OP) # >dangerous heat wave It's only dangerous if you're morbidly obese. >>382751360 # >>382751752 # >>382754308 # >>382754652 # >>382755185 # >>382755598 #

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Anon on Slav squats | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/28/16(Wed)19:07:34 No.33717741 26 KB JPG >>33717633 # But Slav squats are special, you know why gopniks actually sit like that? I'll tell you this secret. >be gopnik(russian street thug) >be f------ dumb >need to form a sentence to get attention from people >squat, so circulation to your legs actually denied >more blood to go to brain >you can actually make sentences >use it to lure people closer >get up and start punching the s--- out of them

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Anons sister protects her virginity | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >older sister comes into my room one night >Hey little bro. can i sleep with you? >What? Sure i guess. Just go to sleep >Sister gets into bed. >2 mins later she starts kicking my back >Stop it! Whats up? >I cant sleep little bro. Stay awake with me. >Ok. What do you wanna do? >Im cold. *starts rubbing her legs on my inner thigh* >Stop it. Just go to sleep. >I turn my back on her and fall asleep. >She leaves. About 10 years later i realized what was going on. 05/04/21(Tue)09:45:01 No.853595325 >>853595531 #

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Anonymous ► YouTube Dao 2 1 10/18/23(Wed)13:53:10 No.75106934 3 Video player will be blocked after 3 videos • It looks like you may be using an ad blocker. Video playback will be blocked unless YouTube is allowlisted or the ad blocker is disabled. • Ads allow YouTube to be used by billions worldwide. • You can go ad-free with YouTube Premium, and creators can still get paid from your subscription. Not using an ad blocker? Report issue Allow YouTube Ads Try YouTube Premium 32 KB PNG These people need to be killed. x Anonymous >>75106934 (OP) >Be me live in third world country >Never had ads on YouTube >Never will 10/18/23(Wed)15:25:06 No.75107719

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Anon gets pre nut clarity | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous pre nut clarity 55 KB JPG 10/18/23(Wed)14:38:16 No.907886455 >be me horny mf >want to play some eroge >find one to play >it's about a guy that was born in a disfunctional household and is ugly >s--- reminds me of myself >loose boner because of sadness >i think i've got a pre nut clarity

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Anonymous 08/27/21(Fri)05:34:06 No.63223371 >Female Friend claims she can't lose weight despite eating like 1000 kcal below her TDEE >F------ jump in telling her it's for sure her Hormones 26 KB JPG >Tell her how it is, she's almost certainly eating more than she thinks >Mention a f------ meal she had a few days ago that by itself was at least 1.5k kcal >Now I'm the a------ Whatever, I'll stop trying to help people trying to lose weight, it's always the same delusional b-------.

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Anon has Chinese privilege | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous uita BLACK LIVES MATTER 03/14/21(Sun)14:42:15 > first day at office in 12 months > walk in to meet new manager for first time 30 KB JPG No.80643647 > see pic related on her wall > asks me if I like her poster > smile and node > "Amazing anon! We will get on great! Great that we can check-out our white privilege and leave it at the door" > tell her I am 75% Chinese and don't have white privilege > She tells me we all have some degree of white privilege > I smile and leave > Report her and what just happened to HR > HR is Chinese descent > White privilege lady get fire > See her packing things into box > tell her not to forget her white privilege > watch her burst into tears > feel slightly guilty > push 35 commits, feel better > go home and eat sushi

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Anon does the math | /r/Greentext

File: oyyyyyy.png (88 KB, 671x542) Biden says US 'will not stand by and do nothing' in warning to Hamas, compares terror group's 'pure unadulterated evil' to 'fifteen 9/11s' and claims deadly hospital attack was result of an 'errant rocket' fired in Gaza By RACHAEL BUNYAN! PUBLISHED: 15:59, 18 October 2023 | UPDATED: 16:40, 18 October 2023 Share Joe Biden today said the United States 'will not stand by and do nothing' in a sinister warning to Hamas after the terrorists unleashed 'pure unadulterated evil' on Israel with their surprise attack that saw 1,300 Israelis slaughtered on October 7. President Biden, speaking from Israel where he has met Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, compared Hamas' massacre of Israeli civilians who were shot dead as they begged for their lives to 'fifteen 9/11s'. ☐ Anonymous (ID: (3LRIYZA) 10/18/23(Wed)11:50:12 No.445371791 >>445374498 >>445374662 >>445374908 >>445375370 >>445375770 >>445376676 >>445378050 >>445378320 >>445378426 >>445378701 >>445378935 >>445378937 >>445379529 >>445379709 >>445379861 >>445379918 >>445379949 >>445379994 >>445380157 >>445380442 >>445380757 >>445382606 >>445382735 >>445382852 >>445382892 >>445383060 >>445383178 >>445383293 >>445383371 >>445383716 >>445384502 >>445384836 >>445384901 >>445385101 >>445387043 >>445388704 >>445389369 >>445389485 fifteen 9/11s >fifteen 9/11s fifteen 9/11s >fifteen 9/11s fifteen 9/11s >fifteen 9/11s fifteen 9/11s >fifteen 9/11s 3 View comments fifteen 9/11s >fifteen 9/11s Iraq got invaded for only one 9/11, what does fifteen incur??? Anonymous (ID: 9c7/aJhp) 10/18/23(Wed)11:55:14 No.445372412 >>445374657 >>445374906 >>445378222 >>445379962 >>445380246 >>445390249 15*3000=45,000 45,000/600=75 Biden is saying 1 jew = 75 Americans. >>445372591 >>445374239

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Anon has a normal stool for once | /r/Greentext

484 KB PNG >be me >Taking a s--- >Doesn't come out all liquidy >Comes out as a cucumber shaped log Is this normal?

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Anon tries signing | /r/Greentext

File: maxresdefault.jpg (67 KB, 1280x720) > ffw to next week's friday > drive to the place > gf takes me to her dad's backroom > h-------- this dude's literally a gigachad > wow he's actually really nice > cant f------ think > immediately start sweating > "hi femanon, is this your fiance? seems like a fine man, if a little untidy" > "so what's your name, young lad?" > UHHH Oi am singer Anonymous 03/15/21 (Mon)21:03:14 No.548199135 ► > be me > enjoy singing, terrible at actually talking to people > somehow got a gf, total 10/10 > dont even know why she chose me > gf looks at me like i'm autistic > "is he... y'know?.. > "er Yes, he is" gf blabbers > knows about my hobbies > one day comes up to me and says "hey anon, my parents are professional singers, i think you'd like to get to know them" > h-------- what > "wow sure, why not™ > in the heat of the moment my brain goes full retard mode > "beep bop bep ee boop" > what > "hmm?" > go to car > long awkward silent drive to home > "anon what the f--- was that" > she is trying to make me not look stupid, i do not deserve this woman > we go on stage anyway > now i have to sing in boops and beeps to keep the facade up > become infinitely more confident while singing > after that he congratulates me and tells me i'm very good at singing > "y'know what? here, my treat" > gives us both drinks > gf thanks him, i beep > "i dont f------ know" > now i'm invited to more singing competitions and have to sing in retarded language > mfw my gf's parents think i'm autistic Ak Чтс pas

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Anon gets a good nights sleep | /r/Greentext

96 KB JPG >love having pressure on top of me >buy a weighted blanket so I can have something snug and warm lay on top of me and feel like I'm being hugged >do more research >find out weighted blankets are made for autistic kids

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