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Anon gets a good nights sleep | /r/Greentext
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![Anonymous Pokemon GO Nearly Cucked Me [Report] Image search: [Google] 2016-07-17 13:01:18 Post No. 30010136 >be me >walking home with gf from uni campus >no one on campus this late in the year >playing Pokemon GO together 73 KB, 900x675 >feels amazing >literally 10/10 wild Chad appears >great genetics etc. >my heart sinks >he speaks a solid 15 minutes about normie stuff >says lel i play that game too >he's so confident >i see gf smiling the whole time he's with us >feelings of inadequacy building >he eventually leaves >gf says (exactly this): 'i dont want to upset you... but he has the ideal look that chinese girls are after' >pepeplusthegun.jpg >play it off like haha yea i can see why What should I have done? Am I right to feel insecure? Am I pathetic? School me on what I should have done. This happened yesterday and I am still thinking about it...](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/683/199/198.png "Anon has a girlfriend | /r/Greentext")
![Index] [Catalog] [Bottom] 1674716370454409167471637(...).png (181 KB, 480x480) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 10/17/23(Tue)21:01:16 No.188774475 >>188774516 >> >parents sick and tired of not having grand children yet >father has discussion with me on call while I'm at work V >barely paying attention to what he's talking about >end up agreeing for them to find someone who's willing to marry me >figure no one will take the offer anyways >puts up some ad somewhere with pictures of me attached >mfw multiple women are willing to marry me >mfw they think I'm handsome >mfw he tells me he found a lovely Arabic woman who's super religious >mfw I can barely speak Arabic >mfw I have to break her heart now How the F--- do I fix this situation. Do these sort of events occur in your country? Anonymous 10/17/23(Tue)21:02:31 No.188774512 ✓ the day I consider arranged marriage is the day I neck myself](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/683/171/dba.png "Anon is a volcel | /r/Greentext")
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![12:52 QO Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Greentext thread 8 KB JPG LOVENSE [Advertise on 4chan] Noll 32%! Settings Mobile Home 11/18/23(Sat)12:52:10 No.75460268 ||| >Be two years ago >Grandpa died and left me his revolver >Very old revolver that used to belong to Great Grandpa >Two months go by >Never get a chance to shoot it at tthe range but still carry it >One day a------ neighbor starts an argument with me at my job >Fell bad and want to apologize to him >Get home and walk to his house >He's between our properties and calls me over >Can't see him because it's dark >"YOU WANNA F--- WITH ME? I WOULDN'T SUGGEST IT" >HE RACKS THE SLIDE ON A SHOTGUN >Reach for my revolver >Suddenly remember it's on a pile of laundry in my room >Immediately jump behind car and hide in cover until I'm in my home and can call the cops Three months later >Finally get a chance to take the revolver to the range >Can't fire it for some reason >Check the hammer >Grandpa never told me it was single-action >I would have died in a pool of my blood while squeezing the trigger on a single action revolver if I didn't have ADHD Post a Renly](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/703/372/d68.jpg "Anon is American | /r/Greentext")
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