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Index] [Catalog] [Bottom] 1674716370454409167471637(...).png (181 KB, 480x480) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 10/17/23(Tue)21:01:16 No.188774475 >>188774516 >> >parents sick and tired of not having grand children yet >father has discussion with me on call while I'm at work V >barely paying attention to what he's talking about >end up agreeing for them to find someone who's willing to marry me >figure no one will take the offer anyways >puts up some ad somewhere with pictures of me attached >mfw multiple women are willing to marry me >mfw they think I'm handsome >mfw he tells me he found a lovely Arabic woman who's super religious >mfw I can barely speak Arabic >mfw I have to break her heart now How the F--- do I fix this situation. Do these sort of events occur in your country? Anonymous 10/17/23(Tue)21:02:31 No.188774512 ✓ the day I consider arranged marriage is the day I neck myself

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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File: th-3062338205.jpg (35 KB, 474x484) 4 WHAT THE F--- AM I DOING WRONG Anonymous 10/18/23(Wed)09:05:33 No.75102191 >18 in hs >6'3" >avid programmer >loves history >tldr I have a personality >sociable >kind >not /fit/ but not fat (only on my stomache which i can hide) >excersise occasionally (been too busy recently) >most of the time positive and normal in school >face not bad, about 7/10 WHAT THE F--- AM I DOING WRONG??? WHY AM I NOT A CHAD??? I F------ GOT A CRUSH ON A GIRL WHO ASKED ME TO DRIVE HER HOME BECAUSE IT WAS THE CLOSEST A GIRL HAS BEEN TO BEING ACTUALLY BEING INTERESTED IN ME (now I realize she really doesn't care she just wanted a ride) WHY DO GIRLS ONLY WANT TO TALK WITH ME AND S--- IF I CAN DO SOMETHING FOR THEM? WHAT AM I DOING WRONG??? I know its not their fault, im doing something wrong but I DONT KNOW WHAT All I want is a girl to just ask me how im doing, ask me about my weekend, and actually be interested. Normies say "oh you dont deserve s---" SHUT THE F--- UP!!! I DO SOMETHING NICE FOR THEM THE LEAST THEY CAN F------ DO IS HAVE A SLIVER OF INTEREST AS ME AS A PERSON, AND NOT ME AS A TOOL.

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Anon is an incel | /r/Greentext

File: th-3062338205.jpg (35 KB, 474x484) q ☐ WHAT THE F--- AM I DOING WRONG Anonymous 10/18/23 (Wed)00:05:33 No.75102191 >>75102367 >>75102369 >18 in hs >6'3" >avid programmer >loves history >tldr I have a personality >sociable >kind >not /fit/ but not fat (only on my stomache which i can hide) >excersise occasionally (been too busy recently) >most of the time positive and normal in school >face not bad, about 7/10 WHAT THE F--- AM I DOING WRONG??? WHY AM I NOT A CHAD??? I F------ GOT A CRUSH ON A GIRL WHO ASKED ME TO DRIVE HER HOME BECAUSE IT WAS THE CLOSEST A GIRL HAS BEEN TO BEING ACTUALLY BEING INTERESTED IN ME (now I realize she really doesn't care she just wanted a ride) WHY DO GIRLS ONLY WANT TO TALK WITH ME AND S--- IF I CAN DO SOMETHING FOR THEM? WHAT AM I DOING WRONG??? I know its not their fault, im doing something wrong but I DONT KNOW WHAT All I want is a girl to just ask me how im doing, ask me about my weekend, and actually be interested. Normies say "oh you dont deserve s---" SHUT THE F--- UP!!! I DO SOMETHING NICE FOR THEM THE LEAST THEY CAN F------ DO IS HAVE A SLIVER OF INTEREST AS ME AS A PERSON, AND NOT ME AS A TOOL.

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Feels good GreenText | /r/Greentext

203,4 kB JPG >be me >named David >be depressed for the past 4 years, almost killed myself a couple times >one day while eating with my mother she says that she gave me my name by the David and Goliath story >think about it >My depression is my Goliath >No matter how weak and insignificant I am I will prevail my Goliath and kill it >Start feeling better about myself

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anon is broke | /r/Greentext

1/1 SqwdtUyE (OP) 5h (10/18 3:52) 56389013 · 4 Re · 1 Img JPG 39KB. (400 × 400) · LR1401cn_400x400.jpg 2 Replies >be thirworlder >im only being able to save 1000 usd A YEAR >if everything goes good and I dont get sick or have any other emergency Its over lads, its over 1/1-SQVgGgPb 54m (10/18 8:53). 56390721 1 Reply >>56389013 (OP) Australia? 1/1 8algZp45 51m (10/18 8:57). 56390740 >>56389013 (OP) >Be thirdworlder >Learn english afap before ending hs >instantly be in the top 10% earners in my whole life We live with other rules here, but if you learn how to cheat the code, is easymode since here 2 Refresh 01:51 1/1CzjTYppl 27m (10/18 9:21). 56390834 JPG 98KB (670 × 574) brown.jpg u have no excuse boy the USA is open border right now we

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Anon thinks its all about him | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 50 KB JPG 10/16/23(Mon)16:44:34 No.29971445 >Crushed on this one girl in high school >When I asked her out she made excuses as to why she cant but still tried to keep me around >Never saw her again after graduating (over a year ago) >A week ago I delete her off Insta >She sends me a friend request but I deny it >A few days later a dude I went to class with tells me she's trying to organize a meet-up at a bar and "they" want me to come too >mfw this bitch really organizes a meet-up just because she's mad I don't simp for her after getting friendzoned and not seeing her for over a year What kind of manipulative b------- can I expect from her at the meet-up? My plan is just to get drunk and reconnect with the dude since he was an absolute bro, gonna ignore her as much as I can

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Femanon reminisces about the one who got away | /r/Greentext

105 KB JPG >be me >21 yo femanon >out on a nice date with a guy i met from tinder >funny, sweet, unconventionally handsome, a little bit dorky >absolute boyfriend material >he drives a ford pickup truck >we're eating at this chinese place >we go outside and suddenly five guys are in his truck driving in circles out the front >they keep chanting "BEEP BEEP TRUCK" >date rips off shirt and also begins chanting >jumps in the back of the pickup truck in a single leap >they scream loudly, and keep chanting "beep beep truck" >they honk their horn several times playing led zeppelin max volume >drive off chanting "beep beep truck" leaving me at the restaurant >he was my ride home >have to pay for an uber to drive me 30 minutes back home >mfw

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Anon is Mediocrates | /r/Greentext

File: 169349219524422365.jpg (40 KB, 640x563) "ehh, good enough" Mediocrates Anonymous 08/31/23(Thu)16:43:02 No.74575681 >>74575726 >Cute Goth girl pulled right next to me at the traffic lights on the same motorbike as me. >Look at her awkwardly and say nice bike. >She smiles and drives off with the green light. >Will probably never see her again.... Anonymous 08/31/23(Thu)16:48:28 No.74575726 >>74575822 >>74575681 (OP) # what the f--- is that image i'm laughing my ass off Anonymous 08/31/23(Thu)17:01:14 No.74575822 >>74575726 # It's an image that says 'ehh. Good enough' - Mediocrates It's a play on the Ancient Greek philosopher Socrates.

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Anon does not care about Israel - Palestine war | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 4NOg8Zp/) 10/18/23(Wed)07:32:17 No.445287713 When people who refer to you as infidel and goyim are at war with each other: TEA an F7_-1CfXUAATF6U.png 325 KB PNG >oh no >not the hecking hospital >not the hecking children who will grow up only to migrate to europe and murder me with a knife >oh no >im so hecking sad

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Anon watches Goblin Slayer | /r/Greentext

81 KB JPG Anonymous ng Is it me or Goblin Slayer is getting boring, I mean it's just a guy goblins, nothing else so far 11/27/18(Tue)08:46:02 No.181296874 >>181296386 (OP) # >Anon buys a can of beans. >Anon opens the can of beans >There's only beans in the can >He then goes to the store to complain that there's no 71 KB PNG tomatoes inside the can of beans >He would also have liked some salad inside >People tell him that it's a can of beans >He answers with a cold "that's all you got to offer? That's a bit too many beans" >People look at him with a look of confusion mixed with a few chuckles >Anon is extremely confused as to why people are laughing at him >He bough a can of beans, of course there should be tomatoes and salad inside! >Truly the world has gone mad

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Femanons try to blind themselves | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/17/23(Tue)12:06:02 No.907820337 ► >>907820378 >>907820749 >>907821413 >>907821566 >>907821736 >>907821825 >>907822417 >>907823049 >>907823486 >>907824171 >>907824862 >>907825356 >>907825517 >>907826010 >>907826184 >>907826485 >>907826546 File: 1692631803206.jpg (150 KB, 959x1280) >be me >worried about the school system >not enough teachers >hmm >risk my neet status and apply for a job >attend interview >get declined >ask them for a reason >"The children would get too distracted, because of the way you look" >oh lawdy >those girls would be fluttering their eye lashes at me >they would not focus on their work then fail the tests >understandable, have a nice day Anonymous 10/17/23(Tue)12:12:41 No.907820378 ► >>907820493 >>907820787 >>907821513 >>907821597 >>907821855 >>907822230 >>907822392 >>907823070 >>907823421 >>907820337 Tfw you aren't welcome inside schools, not for being a p--- but because you are so ugly the kids can't focus on their work, although Anon I have a feeling your neet smell and lack of educational qualities might have been part of the reason as well.

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DwarfBros... | /r/Greentext

Q1. 12:00 0-0 Janet has set a minimum height requirement of 6'2 Looks like you don't quite measure up. What do you want to do? Accept and move on Override for $9.99 X based in Topeka, Kansas and I wa... ↑ Anonymous 10/15/23(Sun)15:52:25 No.188703750 ► >>188703800 >>188703994>>188704074>>188704139 >>188704163 >>188704589 >>188704634>>188705234>>188705283 >>188705446 >>188705508 >>188707921 Is it over in your country

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anon drops big L at trump rally | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/17/23(Tue)20:43:27 No.907835020 >be me >24 in anti biden rally >REALLY hate n------ >hate lookin at their fat ass open holed nostrils >pretty girl comes up behind me >she doesn't notice my flag >start bullshittin with her and end up talking her into a date 17 KB GIF >she notices my rebel flag last minute >cusses my ass out then leaves >blew my only chance to have a cute girl like that >w-- is wrong with me

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