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: Anonymous 50 KB JPG 10/16/23(Mon)16:44:34 No.29971445 >Crushed on this one girl in high school >When I asked her out she made excuses as to why she cant but still tried to keep me around >Never saw her again after graduating (over a year ago) >A week ago I delete her off Insta >She sends me a friend request but I deny it >A few days later a dude I went to class with tells me she's trying to organize a meet-up at a bar and "they" want me to come too >mfw this bitch really organizes a meet-up just because she's mad I don't simp for her after getting friendzoned and not seeing her for over a year What kind of manipulative b------- can I expect from her at the meet-up? My plan is just to get drunk and reconnect with the dude since he was an absolute bro, gonna ignore her as much as I can

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Femanon reminisces about the one who got away | /r/Greentext

105 KB JPG >be me >21 yo femanon >out on a nice date with a guy i met from tinder >funny, sweet, unconventionally handsome, a little bit dorky >absolute boyfriend material >he drives a ford pickup truck >we're eating at this chinese place >we go outside and suddenly five guys are in his truck driving in circles out the front >they keep chanting "BEEP BEEP TRUCK" >date rips off shirt and also begins chanting >jumps in the back of the pickup truck in a single leap >they scream loudly, and keep chanting "beep beep truck" >they honk their horn several times playing led zeppelin max volume >drive off chanting "beep beep truck" leaving me at the restaurant >he was my ride home >have to pay for an uber to drive me 30 minutes back home >mfw

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Anon is Mediocrates | /r/Greentext

File: 169349219524422365.jpg (40 KB, 640x563) "ehh, good enough" Mediocrates Anonymous 08/31/23(Thu)16:43:02 No.74575681 >>74575726 >Cute Goth girl pulled right next to me at the traffic lights on the same motorbike as me. >Look at her awkwardly and say nice bike. >She smiles and drives off with the green light. >Will probably never see her again.... Anonymous 08/31/23(Thu)16:48:28 No.74575726 >>74575822 >>74575681 (OP) # what the f--- is that image i'm laughing my ass off Anonymous 08/31/23(Thu)17:01:14 No.74575822 >>74575726 # It's an image that says 'ehh. Good enough' - Mediocrates It's a play on the Ancient Greek philosopher Socrates.

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Anon does not care about Israel - Palestine war | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 4NOg8Zp/) 10/18/23(Wed)07:32:17 No.445287713 When people who refer to you as infidel and goyim are at war with each other: TEA an F7_-1CfXUAATF6U.png 325 KB PNG >oh no >not the hecking hospital >not the hecking children who will grow up only to migrate to europe and murder me with a knife >oh no >im so hecking sad

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Anon watches Goblin Slayer | /r/Greentext

81 KB JPG Anonymous ng Is it me or Goblin Slayer is getting boring, I mean it's just a guy goblins, nothing else so far 11/27/18(Tue)08:46:02 No.181296874 >>181296386 (OP) # >Anon buys a can of beans. >Anon opens the can of beans >There's only beans in the can >He then goes to the store to complain that there's no 71 KB PNG tomatoes inside the can of beans >He would also have liked some salad inside >People tell him that it's a can of beans >He answers with a cold "that's all you got to offer? That's a bit too many beans" >People look at him with a look of confusion mixed with a few chuckles >Anon is extremely confused as to why people are laughing at him >He bough a can of beans, of course there should be tomatoes and salad inside! >Truly the world has gone mad

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Femanons try to blind themselves | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/17/23(Tue)12:06:02 No.907820337 ► >>907820378 >>907820749 >>907821413 >>907821566 >>907821736 >>907821825 >>907822417 >>907823049 >>907823486 >>907824171 >>907824862 >>907825356 >>907825517 >>907826010 >>907826184 >>907826485 >>907826546 File: 1692631803206.jpg (150 KB, 959x1280) >be me >worried about the school system >not enough teachers >hmm >risk my neet status and apply for a job >attend interview >get declined >ask them for a reason >"The children would get too distracted, because of the way you look" >oh lawdy >those girls would be fluttering their eye lashes at me >they would not focus on their work then fail the tests >understandable, have a nice day Anonymous 10/17/23(Tue)12:12:41 No.907820378 ► >>907820493 >>907820787 >>907821513 >>907821597 >>907821855 >>907822230 >>907822392 >>907823070 >>907823421 >>907820337 Tfw you aren't welcome inside schools, not for being a p--- but because you are so ugly the kids can't focus on their work, although Anon I have a feeling your neet smell and lack of educational qualities might have been part of the reason as well.

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DwarfBros... | /r/Greentext

Q1. 12:00 0-0 Janet has set a minimum height requirement of 6'2 Looks like you don't quite measure up. What do you want to do? Accept and move on Override for $9.99 X based in Topeka, Kansas and I wa... ↑ Anonymous 10/15/23(Sun)15:52:25 No.188703750 ► >>188703800 >>188703994>>188704074>>188704139 >>188704163 >>188704589 >>188704634>>188705234>>188705283 >>188705446 >>188705508 >>188707921 Is it over in your country

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anon drops big L at trump rally | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/17/23(Tue)20:43:27 No.907835020 >be me >24 in anti biden rally >REALLY hate n------ >hate lookin at their fat ass open holed nostrils >pretty girl comes up behind me >she doesn't notice my flag >start bullshittin with her and end up talking her into a date 17 KB GIF >she notices my rebel flag last minute >cusses my ass out then leaves >blew my only chance to have a cute girl like that >w-- is wrong with me

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anon likes catboys | /r/Greentext

kittyboy gaming 10/ >be me >dream about catboys >wake up >no catboy in my bed >cry

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This really happened | /r/Greentext

>walk in late to the theater just as lights are fading down >yell "OH, WHO TURNED DOWN THE LIGHTS? I'M WALKIN' OVA HERE!" >everyone laughs >projection guy blinks the lights playfully in acknowledgment >teen girl playfully pushes my shoulder when I sit down next to her 175 KB PNG >girl next to me winks >"wanna f--- my ass big boy?" >she plops her a------ right on my d--- >someone up front "woah it smells like gape in here!" >she yells out "yeah that's my open ass! Gape me!" >projectionist is now filming us >Robert walks over and asks if I'd like butter for her gaper >"why of course"

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: Anonymous : Anonymous 10/16/23(Mon)06:15:17 No.654288209 B ALOY-THE PLACEHOLDER Un dragg senada etendenza tere porta a tutte donne della storia aloy.jpg 156 KB JPG What is the most forced game of all time? Horizon PlayStation 10/16/23(Mon)06:34:33 No.654289873 HORIZON FORBIDDEN WEST B STATE OF PLAY maxresdefault (6).jpg 297 KB JPG I think OPs is by far the most correct. Horizon was set up to be the next HUGE franchise akin to its other sony relatives, God of War and The Last of Us. Literally no one f------ cares about Horizon or Aloy. Very few people even know what the story is. There is no lasting cultural relevance about Horizon but Horizon 2 was pitched to be like 2023's big seller.

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Anon dreams | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 36 KB JPG 10/13/23(Fri)19:43:41 No.190926094 >dream about someone >wake up >realize it's a dream >cry f--- you dream >>190926511 # >>190926853 #

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Anon discusses the opposite sex. | /r/Greentext

>be me >working security at an insurance building >employees are coming back after working from home since some guy ate bat soup >sitting at desk in lobby >watch a car pull up to drop someone off >fat f------ lard of a woman steps out and pulls her stretch pants up over her massive hanging blubber >looks like pic rel I just found on goggle specifically for this 90 KB PNG Why do fat f--- bitches think stuffing their giant blubber belly's into their pants doesn't look stupid as f--- and it doesn't make them look any less massive.

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