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File: maxresdefault.jpg (67 KB, 1280x720) > ffw to next week's friday > drive to the place > gf takes me to her dad's backroom > h-------- this dude's literally a gigachad > wow he's actually really nice > cant f------ think > immediately start sweating > "hi femanon, is this your fiance? seems like a fine man, if a little untidy" > "so what's your name, young lad?" > UHHH Oi am singer Anonymous 03/15/21 (Mon)21:03:14 No.548199135 ► > be me > enjoy singing, terrible at actually talking to people > somehow got a gf, total 10/10 > dont even know why she chose me > gf looks at me like i'm autistic > "is he... y'know?.. > "er Yes, he is" gf blabbers > knows about my hobbies > one day comes up to me and says "hey anon, my parents are professional singers, i think you'd like to get to know them" > h-------- what > "wow sure, why not™ > in the heat of the moment my brain goes full retard mode > "beep bop bep ee boop" > what > "hmm?" > go to car > long awkward silent drive to home > "anon what the f--- was that" > she is trying to make me not look stupid, i do not deserve this woman > we go on stage anyway > now i have to sing in boops and beeps to keep the facade up > become infinitely more confident while singing > after that he congratulates me and tells me i'm very good at singing > "y'know what? here, my treat" > gives us both drinks > gf thanks him, i beep > "i dont f------ know" > now i'm invited to more singing competitions and have to sing in retarded language > mfw my gf's parents think i'm autistic Ak Чтс pas

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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