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File: why jpg (76 KB, 500x679) Why can't I, O Anonymous 10/07/16(Fri)11:09:04 No.706944082 ► tard stories? IIl start >be me >be 18 >live in semi-conservative household >family hates autists >only thing they hate more is abortions >have 10 year old autistic brother >have 3 other brothers and 2 sisters >family is me, mom, dad, Elisha (oldest), Paul, Harry, Brenda, Rupert, and Ryden (autistic brother) >entire family hates Ryden, except for me >they think he's an abomination and treat him like trash >despite this, he's the nicest person I could ever meet >he loves his family so much even though they think he's worse than Hitler >he loves pigs, and likes to roll around in the dirt like he's one >I do it with him because he loves me so much and loves when I do that Hold all these chromosomes >mom and dad tell me to stop treating him like a human >still play with him in secret though but make sure to always take a shower so that they don't know I'm playing with him >a couple of years ago, we got a wii >whole family could use it, except for Ryden >Elisha and Paul said if they'd ever catch Ryden using it, they'd kill him >I let him use it while they're gone though because he loves it so much >tell him to always use my mii for games so that they never think he's been playing >one day, let him use the wii without me supervising because I had to study >he creates a mii of himself, names it Rolen (he thinks that's how his name is spelled) >once family is home, tell him to get off >Harry gets >he goes a------ and tells Elisha and Paul >they come up to me and threaten to kill me >they say "We've been watching you play with Ryden but letting him use the wii is too far" >they see mii Rolen >they hatin' >patrollin >tryin' to catch me, Ryden, dirty the wii, and sees the new mii he created

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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