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: Anonymous I'm sorry frogs please forgive(...) 06/17/21(Thu)23:56:27 No.383811 I'm really goddamn sorry frogs >be me >maybe 10 or 11 >hundreds of little tree frogs used to play and frolic outside my parents house >decide to see how many I can put 110 KB JPG in a 5 gallon bucket >go around the house for an hour >collect over 50 cute, delicate little froggys >favorite stuffed animal as a baby was a frog >remember a cool trick my friend from school showed me >get the ingredients together >using a spray paint can and a lighter, I prepare to commit mass murder inside the bucket >bend down 90 degrees directly over the bucket and fire >send over 50 frogs to an agonizing death with one fire paint blast >paint fireball launches straight out of the bucket and into my face >with the smell of the Holocaust, I lose my eyebrows, eyelashes, some hair >fell to the ground and sat in silence for a couple minutes thinking about what I had just done >clean everything up >feel no remorse and forget about it for years to come >peer over and watch as the survivors writhe >their charred skins covered in black paint >suddenly remember many years later >feel really goddamn bad about it How do I make it up to the frogs, I'm sorry

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