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Anonymous 30 KB JPG 10/06/23 (Fri)16:57:43 No.74980857 average person on reddit >married >has a nice job >owns a home >had friends >well liked average 4chan user >unemployed or working at amazon >never had a girlfriend before >lives in childhood room >never showers >hated by everyone

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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They can't keep getting away with this | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 382 KB PNG 10/07/23(Sat)07:03:43 No.653326928 >Archery in real life is based on your strength and upper body muscle mass >It's a DEX class weapon in the game >Most one handed sword types are based on your speed rather than muscle mass >It's a STR class weapon in the game Why do they keep doing this?

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Anon hates radio music | /r/Greentext

:Anonymous 08/02/23 (Wed)07:31:32 No.74241962 nelson-armpit-fart.gif 1.4 MB GIF >enter room with radio on >LOVEMELOVEMELOVEMELOVEME >RULETHEWORLDRULETHEWORLDRULETH- >(slurring drooling nasally percussively spittle spraying speak-singing/jail slam poetry) >(high pitch falsetto submissive broken male crying about women or existing or something) is this some sort of emotional disregulator device? how do people listen to this all day?

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A Lonely Vigil | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 42 KB JPG 10/06/23(Fri)03:48:43 No.907215051 >be me >uni >sit next to this 7/10 >she jokes and acts nice with me >when lesson ends she says >"see you tomorrow, kay?" >go home happy >next daay, go to same lesson hoping to see her >see her >she's hugging another guy, i try to say hello but she looks the other way someone up there does not like me i guess.

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Anon is a fucking retard | /r/Greentext

File: Screenshot 2023-09-25 2.2(...).png (87 KB, 224x224) Are they stupid? Anonymous 10/06/23(Fri)17:43:44 No.907251585 >>907251821 People have called me a p-------- for saving lolis, I also have shota and loli+shota does that make me a f------ p--------? Anonymous 10/06/23(Fri)17:50:07 No.907251821 >>907251585 (OP) Yes you f------ retard.

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Modern solution | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: tRBBpVB/ 33 KB JPG 10/06/23(Fri)08:10:13 No.56296469 >Applying for a dream job >Forgot to replace the [company name] with the company name in my cover letter 151 KB PNG Looks like I'll be staying in my job for a bit longer Anonymous (ID: dufP1RR6 10/06/23(Fri)08:18:55 No.56296530 >>56296469 (OP) # >applying for a job

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This is what happens when you get banned from 4chan (not me btw) | /r/Greentext

10:46 You are banned! ;_; You have been banned from all boards for posting >>>/int/188246913, a violation of Global Rule 3: You will not post the following outside of /b/: - Racism Your ban was filed on October 5th, 2023 and expires on October 8th, 2023 at 11:12 ET, which is 2 days from now. 4channel.org - Privado According to our server, your IP is were posting with was Anonymous. 4chan YOU ARE BANNED Home Because of the short length of your ban, you may not appeal it. Please check back when your ban has expired. According to our server, your IP is: were posting with was Anonymous. You have also been banned from /int/ for posting >>188247962, a violation of Rule 1: /int/ only allows respectful discussion of other cultures. Your ban was filed on October 5th, 2023 and expires on October 8th, 2023 at 13:53 ET, which is 2 days and 4 hours from now. The name you News Blog Because of the short length of your ban, you may not appeal it. Please check back when your ban has expired. Adveruse 88 The name you FAQ TTCSS Rules Support 4chan

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Anon how?? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous The Eternal Nofap: 400,000 Min(...) 3.76 MB GIF Hail! Hail! Hail! 10/06/23(Fri)08:24:55 No.74974229 I have gone over 400,000 minutes without masturbating, robots. I cannot be stopped. I will not be stopped. I shall nofap until my dying breath. In the name of Saint Elliot I suffer, always and forever. Nofap Aeterna

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Tainted Soul | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 84 KB PNG 10/06/23(Fri)15:49:24 No.74980215 > Be me (M 22 Virgin) > Hanging out with friend (M 24) and crush (F 25) >Crush is a petite tomboy > Crush gets hungry and decides to go out for takeout. Friend follows. > Alone > Horny > Sees bag on the couch. It's hers. > Absolute degenerate thought comes in > I open it and rummage through the bag > First thing I see: Underwear > Jackpot > Take it and run to the bathroom > I sniff it like a vacuum and j------- to it > Enjoy every second knowing I am holding and jerking off to crush's underwear. Unloads on toilet > Feelsgoodman.jpg > I return the underwear neatly > Friend and crush eventually returns with food > Enjoy the rest of the day > Night comes and my friend is gonna take a bath > I see him take his clothes from the bag I took the underwear from > What > I look over and see my crush getting her charger from a different bag > Realization sets in > Ohdeargod.jpg > I die inside > tfw I realized I jerked off to a dude's underwear > tfw I couldn't tell apart a guy's brief from a woman's sports bra > tfw I'm retarded Well anons at least I got my karma after doing something unspeakable.

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Anon disowns his brother | /r/Greentext

mas 375.jpg 73 KB JPG >Younger bother has started watching Andrew Tate. >Has started calling himself Top G >Thinks he's chad and all women are stupid bimbos. >Listens only to mumble rap >Started taking protein powder but doesnt lift as much as he should.

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Anon finds out about the little happy things in life | /r/Greentext

:Anonymous 64 KB JPG easy bros? 10/06/23(Fri)06:06:25 No.74973337 >Craving something comforting and sweet >Decide to microwave some milk with cinnamon >Decide to mix in a little honey too >Take a sip >Suddenly feel a little happier Is true inner peace and comfort really this

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Anon sleeps with the creepy crawlers | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 248 KB PNG 10/05/23(Thu)22:35:17 No.74972641 >havent change my bed sheets in 3 months Usually my mom tends to change my bed sheets but she suddenly stopped this year out of the sudden. Its been a week since I ve been thinking of: >"Yeah... You know what... Today I gotta make myself some time so I can change the bedsheets and make my bed" And I never end up getting it done. Its over.

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From Rebel to Advocate | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 18 KB JPG 10/06/23(Fri)15:33:02 No.907237645 My mom was so disgusted with the Nazi in Canadian parliament. She used to be a die hard Ukraine supporter who said that she wanted Trudeau to draft young Canadian men to fight in the war, now she's anti-Ukraine >"that's it, I'm done with this whole war, I trusted them I trusted they weren't Nazis and now they betrayed me. I supported Ukraine because I thought Russia were Nazis now I support Russia because it's clear Ukraine are Nazis”

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