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Anonymous 84 KB PNG 10/06/23(Fri)15:49:24 No.74980215 > Be me (M 22 Virgin) > Hanging out with friend (M 24) and crush (F 25) >Crush is a petite tomboy > Crush gets hungry and decides to go out for takeout. Friend follows. > Alone > Horny > Sees bag on the couch. It's hers. > Absolute degenerate thought comes in > I open it and rummage through the bag > First thing I see: Underwear > Jackpot > Take it and run to the bathroom > I sniff it like a vacuum and j------- to it > Enjoy every second knowing I am holding and jerking off to crush's underwear. Unloads on toilet > Feelsgoodman.jpg > I return the underwear neatly > Friend and crush eventually returns with food > Enjoy the rest of the day > Night comes and my friend is gonna take a bath > I see him take his clothes from the bag I took the underwear from > What > I look over and see my crush getting her charger from a different bag > Realization sets in > Ohdeargod.jpg > I die inside > tfw I realized I jerked off to a dude's underwear > tfw I couldn't tell apart a guy's brief from a woman's sports bra > tfw I'm retarded Well anons at least I got my karma after doing something unspeakable.

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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mas 375.jpg 73 KB JPG >Younger bother has started watching Andrew Tate. >Has started calling himself Top G >Thinks he's chad and all women are stupid bimbos. >Listens only to mumble rap >Started taking protein powder but doesnt lift as much as he should.

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Anon finds out about the little happy things in life | /r/Greentext

:Anonymous 64 KB JPG easy bros? 10/06/23(Fri)06:06:25 No.74973337 >Craving something comforting and sweet >Decide to microwave some milk with cinnamon >Decide to mix in a little honey too >Take a sip >Suddenly feel a little happier Is true inner peace and comfort really this

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Anonymous 248 KB PNG 10/05/23(Thu)22:35:17 No.74972641 >havent change my bed sheets in 3 months Usually my mom tends to change my bed sheets but she suddenly stopped this year out of the sudden. Its been a week since I ve been thinking of: >"Yeah... You know what... Today I gotta make myself some time so I can change the bedsheets and make my bed" And I never end up getting it done. Its over.

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From Rebel to Advocate | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 18 KB JPG 10/06/23(Fri)15:33:02 No.907237645 My mom was so disgusted with the Nazi in Canadian parliament. She used to be a die hard Ukraine supporter who said that she wanted Trudeau to draft young Canadian men to fight in the war, now she's anti-Ukraine >"that's it, I'm done with this whole war, I trusted them I trusted they weren't Nazis and now they betrayed me. I supported Ukraine because I thought Russia were Nazis now I support Russia because it's clear Ukraine are Nazis”

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anon questions women's taste on men | /r/Greentext

File: 2704e187b8a417220a1293560(...).jpg. (34 KB, 500x375) Anonymous 10/06/23(Fri) 18:25:49 No.907243184 ► >be me 5 years ago in hs >see on hollywood movies/series that attractive men are muscular and manly >start training muay thai to get muscle and be more manly (physical and mentally) >good genetics so get muscular body >be me now (young adult) >discover that women my age like skinny cute long-haired boys with low-testosterone >they even say that 'muscular men are disgusting >the only people who likes muscular and manly men are 30+ women and gay men

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Anon finally understands Breaking Bad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 364 KB JPG 10/03/23(Tue)22:53:00 No.190558472 >etc. The whole point of the show was to show how Walt is the only good guy in the entire series. This flies right over the midwit heads of reddit and the like. >>190558564 # >>190553720 (OP) # >Skylar smokes while pregnant >Hank is a (((narc))) >Jesse is a crackhead >Mike is a serial killer

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Anonymous 60 KB PNG 07/27/23(Thu)16:28:13 No.7418 >walking to my car >group of teen girls walks past >one of them goes "ewwww"

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Anon starts thugmaxxing | /r/Greentext

Anonymous When he's a 10 but he accidentally got my mom pregnant when i was out of town and they are keeping it so now i don't know if he's my bf or stepdad 159 KB JPG 10/06/23(Fri)03:39:21 No.74975788 >start being violent and unreasonable around females >instantly get more validation and recognition, one of my bros heard 2 girls want to hook up with me status and thug maxxing is real. i grew up watching cartoons and in those females were usually portrayed as pure and innocent beings yet now that i actually began to interact with them the thin veiled appearances start to fall apart very quickly. all i see are w----- driven by primal lust. glorified fleshlights. i cannot listen to females talk because i know anything they say will not be backed up by anything other than a glorified 'trust me bro'. they use like and i heard and apparently SO F------ OFTEN Imao. they are nothing but mindless drones repeating what giga stacy heard from Chad and told them give or take a few made up 'details' now that i took the blackpill.. the f--- do i do? i got over the entire 'eye contact' thing because i know there is nothing of consequence behind the eyes of females. i do not see them as human. i know they are not human. no matter how hard they attempt to come off as 'cute' and 'innocent' all i see are glorified skin walker succubi 64 Replies / 16 Images View Thread

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10/06/23(Fri)11:28:57 No.74978056 > pic related exists > it's a thousand-meter tall monstrosity > looks like something out of a nightmare > it's in your city right now > the thing is surrounded by giant wasps, each the size of a dog > even worse, it's literally spawning more of them > it's like a giant walking hive Anonymous 1.21 MB PNG > government sends in the big guns to deal with it > nothing works > projectiles just get stuck in its thick hive-like exterior > killing one wasp? Two more appear > official statement: government can't kill it > panic mode activated > streets in chaos, everyone's running and screaming > evacuation plans are a mess > what do you do anons?

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Anon drives drunk | /r/Greentext

:Anonymous >>907212064 (OP) # >such a child he cannot see any way to stop himself from dui 10/06/23(Fri)08:18:33 No.907212170 F-----, I've been driving for 21 years and never once was I not sober. It's not difficult. A car is a death machine, so the driver should be a responsible adult. Always. Lost your license? Good, you deserved it. >>907212225 #

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Anon has friends | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 31 KB JPG 1 Reply 10/06/23(Fri)13:32:12 No.74979043 around them again >find out later they wanted the pics for their Tinder profiles because I make them look taller and better looking in comparison Anonymous >get invited to party for first time in years >see all my old friends >about 4 of them want to take a photo with me >not as a group but individually >feeling good and happy to be View Thread 10/06/23(Fri)13:34:41 No.74979069 >>74979043 >friends stopped reading there, gtfo

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: Anonymous 15 KB GIF 10/06/23(Fri)07:20:08 No.74973755 >watch TikTok >Lose 200 iq points >Watch YouTube >gain 200 iq points Simple as 10/06/23(Fri)07:24:33 No.74973788 : Anonymous >>74973755 (OP) # >>watch TikTok >>Lose 200 iq points >>Watch YouTube >>gain 200 iq points congrats for ending up back at 75iq

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Anonymous 84 KB PNG 10/06/23(Fri)15:49:24 No.74980215 > Be me (M 22 Virgin) > Hanging out with friend (M 24) and crush (F 25) >Crush is a petite tomboy > Crush gets hungry and decides to go out for takeout. Friend follows. > Alone > Horny > Sees bag on the couch. It's hers. > Absolute degenerate thought comes in > I open it and rummage through the bag > First thing I see: Underwear > Jackpot > Take it and run to the bathroom > I sniff it like a vacuum and j------- to it > Enjoy every second knowing I am holding and jerking off to crush's underwear. Unloads on toilet > Feelsgoodman.jpg > I return the underwear neatly > Friend and crush eventually returns with food > Enjoy the rest of the day > Night comes and my friend is gonna take a bath > I see him take his clothes from the bag I took the underwear from > What > I look over and see my crush getting her charger from a different bag > Realization sets in > Ohdeargod.jpg > I die inside > tfw I realized I jerked off to a dude's underwear > tfw I couldn't tell apart a guy's brief from a woman's sports bra > tfw I'm retarded Well anons at least I got my karma after doing something unspeakable.

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