mas 375.jpg 73 KB JPG >Younger bother has started watching Andrew Tate. >Has started calling himself Top G >Thinks he's chad and all women are stupid bimbos. >Listens only to mumble rap >Started taking protein powder but doesnt lift as much as he should.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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File: 2704e187b8a417220a1293560(...).jpg. (34 KB, 500x375) Anonymous 10/06/23(Fri) 18:25:49 No.907243184 ► >be me 5 years ago in hs >see on hollywood movies/series that attractive men are muscular and manly >start training muay thai to get muscle and be more manly (physical and mentally) >good genetics so get muscular body >be me now (young adult) >discover that women my age like skinny cute long-haired boys with low-testosterone >they even say that 'muscular men are disgusting >the only people who likes muscular and manly men are 30+ women and gay men

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Anonymous When he's a 10 but he accidentally got my mom pregnant when i was out of town and they are keeping it so now i don't know if he's my bf or stepdad 159 KB JPG 10/06/23(Fri)03:39:21 No.74975788 >start being violent and unreasonable around females >instantly get more validation and recognition, one of my bros heard 2 girls want to hook up with me status and thug maxxing is real. i grew up watching cartoons and in those females were usually portrayed as pure and innocent beings yet now that i actually began to interact with them the thin veiled appearances start to fall apart very quickly. all i see are w----- driven by primal lust. glorified fleshlights. i cannot listen to females talk because i know anything they say will not be backed up by anything other than a glorified 'trust me bro'. they use like and i heard and apparently SO F------ OFTEN Imao. they are nothing but mindless drones repeating what giga stacy heard from Chad and told them give or take a few made up 'details' now that i took the blackpill.. the f--- do i do? i got over the entire 'eye contact' thing because i know there is nothing of consequence behind the eyes of females. i do not see them as human. i know they are not human. no matter how hard they attempt to come off as 'cute' and 'innocent' all i see are glorified skin walker succubi 64 Replies / 16 Images View Thread

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:Anonymous >>907212064 (OP) # >such a child he cannot see any way to stop himself from dui 10/06/23(Fri)08:18:33 No.907212170 F-----, I've been driving for 21 years and never once was I not sober. It's not difficult. A car is a death machine, so the driver should be a responsible adult. Always. Lost your license? Good, you deserved it. >>907212225 #

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Anonymous 31 KB JPG 1 Reply 10/06/23(Fri)13:32:12 No.74979043 around them again >find out later they wanted the pics for their Tinder profiles because I make them look taller and better looking in comparison Anonymous >get invited to party for first time in years >see all my old friends >about 4 of them want to take a photo with me >not as a group but individually >feeling good and happy to be View Thread 10/06/23(Fri)13:34:41 No.74979069 >>74979043 >friends stopped reading there, gtfo

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