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>be me, obsessed with spicy foods and extreme heat >order the hottest sauces, not good enough >try the one chip challenge; it's amazing >discussing one chip challenge with co- worker, she tells me of this restraunt with a spicy chicken sandwich that is so spicy that you have to 196 KB JPG sign a paper before you eat it >drive 2 f------ hours to get there (i can't explain how much i love spicy stuff) >turns out the paper thing was just a joke, but they warn you that it's extreme and serve it with 2 tums >take a bite >within seconds my mouth is on fire. >as i swallow i can feel the second it gets to my stomach >immediately walk very quickly to the register and order some ice cream >conceal the pain in my mouth and abdomen while they get it >slowly take bites, just holding it in my mouth to hold off the pain for a bit >eventually get back in my truck and start the drive home (2 hours) >about an hour in my stomach is hurting so much i pull over >straight up s--- my pants, it's all watery and my ass is on fire so much >take off underwear and pants, wipe with socks, throw all of that into a plastic bag and into the bed of my truck >drive the rest of the way home >wait 35 minutes for it to get dark so i can walk inside not seen (i'm not wearing pants) since then it's been 2 days and i constantly feel like i'm gonna s--- but i can't. i can't believe i drove 2 hours for this. what a silly yet traumatizing experience.

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