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File: Screenshot 2023-09-25 2.2(...).png (87 KB, 224x224) Are they stupid? Anonymous 10/06/23(Fri)17:43:44 No.907251585 >>907251821 People have called me a p-------- for saving lolis, I also have shota and loli+shota does that make me a f------ p--------? Anonymous 10/06/23(Fri)17:50:07 No.907251821 >>907251585 (OP) Yes you f------ retard.

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: Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat) 10:58:14 No.204864976 maxresdefault (3).jpg 73 KB JPG >you're gaslighting me! >you're love bombing me! >you're stonewalling me! >you're mansplaining to me! realistically, how do you respond to this?

GE Anonymous "I will refund 11/27/24(Wed)23:23:27 No.695792406 Valve Just Put Game Publishers On Notice. 1.1M views 5 days ago Bellular News your game." aa 17:58 IMG_7847.jpg 332 KB JPG >DUDE, IM THE WHOLESOME VIDEO GAME SANTA, WE DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT MONEY LMAO >destroys indie devs by forcing them to accept refunds even though the small game they released was literally under the 2 hour threshold for playing and being able to refund F--- Gabe. He's a scumbag. Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:25:51 No.695792505 The customer is ALWAYS right >>695793068 # >>695794602 # >>695795310 # Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:12 No.695792525 If your game is s----- enough that even people who bought it on steam instead of pirating demands a refund it's your fault Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:42 No.695792549 Be thankful for Gabe. The second he dies, a brainless profitbot 9000 takes his place, undoes everything he did, and guts Valve like a fish for private equity wealth.

Anonymous 89KB JPG 01/18/20(Sat) 12:25:09 No.818739837 >be me >been having a s--- week >take long shower >lay on back buck naked on bed and close eyes >try not to cry >feelsbadman.jpg >doggo snoozing on bed suddenly wakes up and stretches >Starts walking over my legs but stops over my genitals >shakes head and violently slaps my d--- and balls multiple times with floppy ears >laugh uncontrollably for 5min straight Instantly feel better. Thanks doggo bro.

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10:46 You are banned! ;_; You have been banned from all boards for posting >>>/int/188246913, a violation of Global Rule 3: You will not post the following outside of /b/: - Racism Your ban was filed on October 5th, 2023 and expires on October 8th, 2023 at 11:12 ET, which is 2 days from now. 4channel.org - Privado According to our server, your IP is were posting with was Anonymous. 4chan YOU ARE BANNED Home Because of the short length of your ban, you may not appeal it. Please check back when your ban has expired. According to our server, your IP is: were posting with was Anonymous. You have also been banned from /int/ for posting >>188247962, a violation of Rule 1: /int/ only allows respectful discussion of other cultures. Your ban was filed on October 5th, 2023 and expires on October 8th, 2023 at 13:53 ET, which is 2 days and 4 hours from now. The name you News Blog Because of the short length of your ban, you may not appeal it. Please check back when your ban has expired. Adveruse 88 The name you FAQ TTCSS Rules Support 4chan

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: Anonymous The Eternal Nofap: 400,000 Min(...) 3.76 MB GIF Hail! Hail! Hail! 10/06/23(Fri)08:24:55 No.74974229 I have gone over 400,000 minutes without masturbating, robots. I cannot be stopped. I will not be stopped. I shall nofap until my dying breath. In the name of Saint Elliot I suffer, always and forever. Nofap Aeterna

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Anonymous 84 KB PNG 10/06/23(Fri)15:49:24 No.74980215 > Be me (M 22 Virgin) > Hanging out with friend (M 24) and crush (F 25) >Crush is a petite tomboy > Crush gets hungry and decides to go out for takeout. Friend follows. > Alone > Horny > Sees bag on the couch. It's hers. > Absolute degenerate thought comes in > I open it and rummage through the bag > First thing I see: Underwear > Jackpot > Take it and run to the bathroom > I sniff it like a vacuum and j------- to it > Enjoy every second knowing I am holding and jerking off to crush's underwear. Unloads on toilet > Feelsgoodman.jpg > I return the underwear neatly > Friend and crush eventually returns with food > Enjoy the rest of the day > Night comes and my friend is gonna take a bath > I see him take his clothes from the bag I took the underwear from > What > I look over and see my crush getting her charger from a different bag > Realization sets in > Ohdeargod.jpg > I die inside > tfw I realized I jerked off to a dude's underwear > tfw I couldn't tell apart a guy's brief from a woman's sports bra > tfw I'm retarded Well anons at least I got my karma after doing something unspeakable.

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File: Screenshot 2023-09-25 2.2(...).png (87 KB, 224x224) Are they stupid? Anonymous 10/06/23(Fri)17:43:44 No.907251585 >>907251821 People have called me a p-------- for saving lolis, I also have shota and loli+shota does that make me a f------ p--------? Anonymous 10/06/23(Fri)17:50:07 No.907251821 >>907251585 (OP) Yes you f------ retard.

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