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4m (9/8 8:24) - 905718259 1 Re-1 Img PNG 280KB (800 × 687) image_2023-09-08_124538377.png Stupid f------ dumbass m------------ >be elon stan >see daddy elon buy twitter >totally fuckasses the deal >"masterful gambit sir" i say, soylent in hand >watch him make awful changes >changes the name to X, wiping 22 billion dollars in value ⠀ >"uhm ackshually he's a genius, he's rebuilding the app to be for everything." I say, sweat slowly dripping down my flabby f------ back >see him go to remove block >"truly a man of our time." i type on my c-- encrusted keyboard >See him blame the Jews for all his s--- decisions >"hmmm yes papi is always right." >get in discord vc with other elon dickriders >pic related Seriously why do people defend elon, he's an absolute f------ sperg, and has turned twitter into 2016 4chan without the f------ irony. He's just a f------ retard. HE INTERFERED WITH AN INTERNATIONAL F------ WAR EFFORT AND HE'S BLAMING THE JEWS.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous stresome 09/08/23(Fri)12:45:28 No.29721294 >Recently left college and managed to find a job after 4 months >Has barely any money >before she got the job we agreed that i'd pay rent while she looked for work and she said shed cover groceries >Fast forward to now 643 KB PNG >Moving to house with gf >Shes never moved out of her parents house >Before we move in together she insisted on moving to the city for a month to be closer to her job's office >While talking to real estate agents I ask her to contribute $100 to rent while I pay the other $450 >She says "fine" but is annoyed at me and the situation of her having to pay $100 for rent >I tell her $100 is nothing >She says shes broke >I tell her you got a job now so pay the rent next month >she says fine >has a fit about not understanding men and sarcastically asking that in future if we split the rent we have to split the bed >tell her not disrespect me >she says if she was a man she wouldn't let her partner pay anything >realize that groceries cost like $50 a month where we'll be moving >realize she might be trying to avoid paying s--- and wants me to live rent free while she "saves" >go to bed >wake up >check instagram and see her insta story about wanting a guy to treat her like girly and not like a tough dude >l equate that to mean that her having to share rent is un- girly or something >dont even bother to reply just get out of bed and go on 4chan and listen to music What would you do in this situation? I cant tell if she's taking advantage of me. Mind you, I earn about $60k a year in a remote job and have supported myself indie since 18. I have reasonable savings and looking towards investing in the S&P500 soon. Shes almost 24 now and just got her 1st "real" fulltime job after working in the service industry as a waitress for years or in retail. Weve known each other for 5 years and this behavior feels out of place and rude for me

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2h (11/25 12:21) 840893983 90 Re 12 Img JPG 77KB (1200 × 947) 22 Replies T. SPECIAL > find a PS5 reseller in your area (Craigslist, Wallapop, Gumtree, Adverts...) > negotiate the price > arrange a meet somewhere far from their home (paid parking if possible) > ghost them So far, 10 down, and 15 meets arranged for the next 5 days. Haven't gotten banned from any platform yet. Am I a bad person? ...

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Anonymous w/w Heg elsker s-ak-ka 145 KB PNG 10/24/22(Mon)19:36:56 No.172757396 >>172757490 # The year is 2045. Norway lives under SWEDISH RULE. All Norwegian men are fed hormones, sissified, and dominated. Norwegian women are breeding stock for Swedish alphas. 'GAME OVER, NORWEGIAN BOY!' Anonymous Ⓒ why do you keep posting this 10/24/22(Mon)19:37:41 No.172757419

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Anonymous (ID: 7cqROVIK) [+] Why did being legal matter? 84 KB JPG 08/19/22 (Fri)20:17:01 No.391794554 >Be me >Driving with my friend >He points to a 10/10 cutie on the sidewalk >"Hey anon, she looks at least 18 right?" >I consult my diagram and confirm she is at least 18 >"I'd love to kill and eat her." >MFW why did being 18 matter?

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: Anonymous Chemistry Physics 08/27/23(Sun)01:15:52 No.74520404 OR OC299845-1EC8-46B0-9ECF-AF115DB7DB31.jpg 79 KB JPG B. My mom works on weekends and my bro recently found a gf but hes too young (16). Summer break is about to end and he really wants to have sex with her but cant cause Im in house all day. I dont work, go outside or do s--- and he is literally going crazy about it He is now begging me to leave house for an hour or two while he invites his girl to his place. Im not gonna let my younger brother have sex before me anons. Am I in the wrong

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: Anonymous 922 KB PNG my flat > 07/03/21 (Sat)11:12:40 No.64419340 >wage slut. minimum wage + unpaid overtime! >finaly save enough money to buy myself a fridge >have to ask coworker, if he can help me pick it up, caus no car >"no problem! Anon" >f--- yeah, i now have a fridge in >next day, everyone at work gossips in what a s------- i live View Thread

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Anonymous PACKS BART Nilla wafers 44 KB JPG : Anonymous amazin ok Anonymous No.794819925 03/12/19(Tue)20:10:47 >implying white people never had their own N word 03/12/19(Tue)20:15:32 No.794820220 03/12/19(Tue)20:16:43 No.794820286

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