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: Anonymous stresome 09/08/23(Fri)12:45:28 No.29721294 >Recently left college and managed to find a job after 4 months >Has barely any money >before she got the job we agreed that i'd pay rent while she looked for work and she said shed cover groceries >Fast forward to now 643 KB PNG >Moving to house with gf >Shes never moved out of her parents house >Before we move in together she insisted on moving to the city for a month to be closer to her job's office >While talking to real estate agents I ask her to contribute $100 to rent while I pay the other $450 >She says "fine" but is annoyed at me and the situation of her having to pay $100 for rent >I tell her $100 is nothing >She says shes broke >I tell her you got a job now so pay the rent next month >she says fine >has a fit about not understanding men and sarcastically asking that in future if we split the rent we have to split the bed >tell her not disrespect me >she says if she was a man she wouldn't let her partner pay anything >realize that groceries cost like $50 a month where we'll be moving >realize she might be trying to avoid paying s--- and wants me to live rent free while she "saves" >go to bed >wake up >check instagram and see her insta story about wanting a guy to treat her like girly and not like a tough dude >l equate that to mean that her having to share rent is un- girly or something >dont even bother to reply just get out of bed and go on 4chan and listen to music What would you do in this situation? I cant tell if she's taking advantage of me. Mind you, I earn about $60k a year in a remote job and have supported myself indie since 18. I have reasonable savings and looking towards investing in the S&P500 soon. Shes almost 24 now and just got her 1st "real" fulltime job after working in the service industry as a waitress for years or in retail. Weve known each other for 5 years and this behavior feels out of place and rude for me

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: Anonymous Chemistry Physics 08/27/23(Sun)01:15:52 No.74520404 OR OC299845-1EC8-46B0-9ECF-AF115DB7DB31.jpg 79 KB JPG B. My mom works on weekends and my bro recently found a gf but hes too young (16). Summer break is about to end and he really wants to have sex with her but cant cause Im in house all day. I dont work, go outside or do s--- and he is literally going crazy about it He is now begging me to leave house for an hour or two while he invites his girl to his place. Im not gonna let my younger brother have sex before me anons. Am I in the wrong

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