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: Anonymous 23 KB JPG 09/07/23(Thu)22:47:50 No.905704930 > Be me, 27, living in a cozy neighborhood > Wake up one morning to gentle knocking on my door > Expecting Amazon delivery or maybe those Jehovah's Witnesses again > Open door > It's a squirrel with a clipboard and pen > wat.jpeg > "Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to take our survey?" > Can't believe my ears, must've had too many drinks last night > Laugh and close door thinking it's a hallucination > Next day, hear more knocking > Not one, but five squirrels this time, all with clipboards > PanicModeActivated.png > "Sir, it's a short survey about your acorn storage. Only 5 minutes." > Slam door, this can't be happening > Days go by, squirrels now canvassing the entire neighborhood > Neighbors start complaining about squirrel surveyors > HoA meeting turns into a chaos, debating on Squirrel Relocation Program > Some hipster neighbor argues for squirrel rights and their "freedom to survey" > Fast forward two weeks > Squirrels now have tents, tables, and they're everywhere > Can't even go for a jog without being stopped > "Sir, how do you feel about the branch quality in the local trees?" > NoMorePlease.mp4 > Decide to take matters into my own hands > Buy a fake owl, thinking it'll scare them away > Next day, squirrel with glasses and lab coat at door > "Sir, I'm conducting a study on owl populations in this area. Mind if I interview your owl?" > HeadDesk.gif > One month later, life's become unbearable > Can't even get the mail without going through three squirrel focus groups > Decide to move > Find a peaceful place in the city, away from trees > First morning in new place, wake up to soft knocking > Heart races, praying it's not what I think it is > Open door > Pigeon with a clipboard > "Morning, sir! Mind taking a survey on bread crumbs?" > I can't win Therapy doesn't work. What to do /b/ros?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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