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im guna kes 17 KB JPG >be me, 7yo >math class >"alright class, can you solve 25-20 ?" >raise hand >"yes anon?" >"it's -5 !" >teacher looks at me awkwardly >"w-well yes but you are not supposed to know that" >wat >"see class, you can't substract a number if the first number in the operation is greater than the second one, since there is nothing inferior to zero" >WAT >"but teach whenever I watch the weather report, when it's cold we see negative numbers !" (i'm in celsius, -1C is 30F for reference) >"yes but you're supposed to learn that later" >"but I know it now" >"it's just for this lesson, don't worry, just write it down" >"why would I write something false ?" >start throwing a tantrum because even tho i'm right, i'm also f------ seven >get a note in my notebook for bad behavior >parents confiscate my pokemon cards >can't make a stance for myself because I can't argue without crying it's been 15 years and I still remember it. 4 Replies View Thread : Anonymous >>67713133 (OP) # >alright class, can you solve 25-20 ? >it's -5! absolute retard. 03/09/22(Wed)20:10:24 No.67713155

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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Anon tries to get a girlfriend | /r/Greentext

Heaven on earth images (1) (3).jpg 45 KB JPG >Be me >In high school >A chick and I develop feelings for each other >Talk to each other for a while >Everything's going smoothly >Until one day, she lifts her skirt up and shows me her thighs >Scar marks >Those scars spelled out my name >Bitch literally took a knife and carved my name out on her thigh >I was just like >Man that's hot asf Wanted to ask her out for a date but she ended up killing herself

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Anon listens to ASMR | /r/Greentext

File: 1673467246723423.png (165 KB, 3000x1950) >ten minutes in, girl whispers >"im here..." Anonymous 09/02/23 (Sat) 15:39:03 No.74598306 >>74598320 >GFE ASMR pops up in my recommended videos one day >decide to give it a go >lie down >put on my headphones >"i understand..." >"ill love you no matter what, and you can always come and lay on my chest whenever you need, okay?" >start tearing up is this the kind of s--- normies take for granted? ill never forgive them, not for as long as i live

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Anon asked a question | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/30/21(Wed)13:41:38 8 KB JPG No.64377723 >walking to convenience store to buy snacks >see random girl, about my age with a nirvana shirt on >me: "hey whats your favorite nirvana song?" >her: "i dont know" >me: "but youre wearing the shirt" >her: "please stop" >me: "what?" >her: "youre being creepy" >me: "define creepy" >her: "no... just leave me alone please"

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Anon finds a hobby | /r/Greentext

09/02/23(Sat)10:57:02 No.74596701 a few years ago i thought it would be funny to dress up as a girl and troll people on omegle, as a joke, of course, but ended up liking the attention, the clothes, the feeling, and the aesthetics that came with it. i stopped because i wanted to get more masculine, but that never happened. i'm thinking about starting up again, and now that i'm out of my parents' house, i'll be able to with much more freedom. : Anonymous SLAVERY NEEDS YOU 55 KB JPG should i? do i give it a try? i'm not a t----- but i am skinny and have a feminine face when it's shaved and taken care of.

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Anon went to a Black-majority school | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/02/23(Sat)14:41:55 No.905409169 >>905411351 >Be me >White kid in majority-Black high school >10th grade, chemistry class >Everyone doing chemistry experiments at Bunsen burners >Hear a loud thud, clearly something heavy fell >Instinctually turn my head towards the sound >See Black kid hurriedly bend down and pick something up >It looks like a handgun magazine >holyfuckingshit.mp4 >I must be imagining things, right? >FFW like 10-15 minutes later >Hear another loud thud >Quickly turn my head towards the sound >See same Black kid quickly pick something up >Get a good look this time >I'm 99% certain it's a handgun magazine >ohmyfuckinggod.jpeg >Panicked, trying to think of what to do >Come up with idea >Ask teacher to use restroom >She allows me to go >Once outside of the classroom, bolt ass down to the principal's office >Tell him what I saw >Luckily, the principal takes me seriously (probably because I'm White, tbh) >He gets ahold of the school cop posthaste >Once cop is filled in on what's going on, he barges into the classroom and asks to see Black kid in the hallway >Black kid begrudgingly goes into the hallway >Cop does a pat-down and discovers that the Black kid has a handgun and multiple loaded magazines >Everyone in the classroom freaking out >totalchaos.webm >Cop slaps handcuffs on Black kid and escorts him away >That kid ends up getting expelled >School installs metal detectors throughout the building less than two weeks later Why yes, I loved going to a Black-majority school, anon. How could you tell?

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Anon wants to talk about politics | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/08/21 (Mon)00:53:13 No.849071227 126 KB PNG >be me >I wanna talk about some politics >go to /pol/ >"Jewish people and minorities are the cause of the worlds issues." >w--.jpg >go to twitter >"all white people are inherently racist and homophobic." >w-- that's not true >go to reddit >"communism has never failed" >have you people taken a single history class?? >go to facebook >"if I see another sheep wearing a mask I'm going to gun them down" >huh??? What happened to normal political views?

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Anon holds his pp in his pp | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Piss man 09/01/23(Fri)20:26:47 No.905383654 >be me >gf is down for some sexy time >have to piss but already hard so give up >go in for the kill >thrust away >can't c-- because of the piss >Minutes turn into hours, hours into days >give gf numerous orgasms but can't c-- >I now drink third a gallon before sexy time 492 KB PNG Have any of you other anons tried piss retention?

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Dra'nakyuek, Destroyer of Worlds | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/18/15(Wed)03:12:19 No.598927615 >>598927815 >>598927926 >>598929305 File: 1412379029099.jpg (60 KB, 604x453) don't be to rude thanks~ ^_^ Anonymous 02/18/15(Wed)03:14:02 No.598927926 >>598927615 Hey Kimmy. I like your new glasses. Hi, Tiffany. The curls are looking sweet. 'Sup, Dra'nakyuek, Destroyer of Worlds. Congrats on stomping that village yesterday. >>598929028 >>598929097 >>598929134 >>59

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Anon about African warfare. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >>79675930 # This reminds me of something I read from the Bush War 02/22/17(Wed)09:11:28 No.79676775 >Rhodies recover enemy rifles after each engagement >They keep finding rifles with the rear sight dialed in to the highest setting, practically f------ indirect fire >They are extremely confused by this >Eventually they ask a prisoner about it during interrogation >Literally none of them know what the sights are for, they think that choosing the bigger number makes the gun shoot harder Warfare in Africa is truly unbelievable >>79678011 # >>79678022 # >>79678742 #

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Average /fit/ thread | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I'm desperate for protein 22 KB JPG 3 Replies / 2 Images Anonymous Alright, just this once. >>71269432 # : Anonymous Let me suck your c---. Don't let my gains fade away. 35 KB JPG 06/13/23(Tue)18:14:57 No.71268869 View Thread 06/13/23(Tue)18:16:15 No.71268879 06/13/23(Tue)19:32:54 No.71269432 >>71268879 # You've been eating pineapple huh?

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: Anonymous 143 KB PNG what do i do 02/11/19(Mon) 20:26:32 No.792417785 >in my room >dad yelling at me because abusive >calls me a retard >autism kicks in > "takes one to know one" he's throwing bottles at me now

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Yeah, I'm thinking its over | /r/Greentext

CD25BE39-B25C-415F-B43E-2782E17E5FC8.jpg 48 KB JPG In under a week Im turning 41 No friends >work part time at factory >epilepsy >skinnyFat >no close friends or ever had gf >depresso >social anxiety >highlight of my week is seeing a Korean 21 year old escort but thats not as fun Its just over isnt it

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im guna kes 17 KB JPG >be me, 7yo >math class >"alright class, can you solve 25-20 ?" >raise hand >"yes anon?" >"it's -5 !" >teacher looks at me awkwardly >"w-well yes but you are not supposed to know that" >wat >"see class, you can't substract a number if the first number in the operation is greater than the second one, since there is nothing inferior to zero" >WAT >"but teach whenever I watch the weather report, when it's cold we see negative numbers !" (i'm in celsius, -1C is 30F for reference) >"yes but you're supposed to learn that later" >"but I know it now" >"it's just for this lesson, don't worry, just write it down" >"why would I write something false ?" >start throwing a tantrum because even tho i'm right, i'm also f------ seven >get a note in my notebook for bad behavior >parents confiscate my pokemon cards >can't make a stance for myself because I can't argue without crying it's been 15 years and I still remember it. 4 Replies View Thread : Anonymous >>67713133 (OP) # >alright class, can you solve 25-20 ? >it's -5! absolute retard. 03/09/22(Wed)20:10:24 No.67713155

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