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>be me >surgeon >35 hour operation >do it perfectly with no mistakes everyone thanks god

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 136 KB JPG 02/13/22(Sun)19:52:58 No.163841156 >2022 >no more gay joke, fat joke, black people joke 02/13/22(Sun)19:54:27 No.163841195 : Anonymous >A gay, a fat, and a black walks into a bar >the bartender turns and says "Hi, OP!" >>163841371 # >>163841815 # >>163842163 # >>163842333 # >>163842466 # >>163844282 # >>163844378 # >>163844533 # >>163844832 # >>163845190 #

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Anon is an alien | /r/Greentext

File: aliens-dancing.gif (1.32 MB, 220x147) https://is2.4chan.org/x/1692688468344205.gif I am an Alien Ayylmao !!FTlcqHEGWXh 08/22/23(Tue)09:14:28 No.35679798 [Reply] >>35680065 >>35680070 >>35680094 I will answer your questions if I can. I'm not so knowledgeable about everything relating to us but I will try my best to answer your questions 10 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view. Ayylmao !!FTlcqHEGWXh 08/22/23(Tue)09:36:44 No.35679932 >>35679887 >What is your number? No idea >What is the name of your ship? No Idea >What is your position/function on the ship? Tourist/Immigrant >What is your species? Currently Human, I don't recall my previous species but I was brought to earth by something like those Greys >What is your faction's agenda? To live among Humans or as a Human >so is it true you can't teleport you just create localized wormholes and go through them so fast in your space ships that it doesn't close up on you or was that a lie from nobody in particular and you can really teleport and can you give me the math for making wormholes and why it doesn't stablize easy? uhh, I don't know >>35679915 >>35679924

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femanons game dillema | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous is being bad at video games fembrained? ive spent hundreds of hours into playing games through my life and yet i never mastered, actually not even got good at, any game ive played i just boot up a game for like a round or two or maybe half an hour and play on easy mode with cheats on and thats enough of a fill for me for the day i still have never even actually beaten the dragon in minecraft for example and i stay away from competitive games because theyre just not fun lol 2 121 KB JPG : Anonymous yes, unless its celeste >>32462112 # 08/21/23 (Mon)21:18:59 No.32461200 : Anonymous >>32461428 # 08/21/23(Mon)21:38:28 No.32461424 : Anonymous >>32461200 (OP) # Yes, but you're the perfect vidya gf/wife. You're no threat to your man's ego at gaming ability but want to be involved in his main hobby. Literally me >>32461534 # >>32462112 # 08/21/23(Mon)21:38:57 No.32461428 >>32462112 # 08/21/23(Mon)21:49:11 No.32461534 : Anonymous >>32461200 (OP) # Uuugh competitive games. I always got dragged into them by my friends but I never cared to git gud because I'm not a very competitive person. But my friends played them. So I had to play them. And now a friend I play coop pve games with wants to up the difficulty constantly like, I just wanna spend some time with my friend not stress out. I think guys are just really annoying when they get into a game 08/21/23(Mon)21:59:06 No.32461640 : Flux !!HOR183FojEb 08/21/23 (Mon)22:03:27 No.32461695 >>32461200 (OP) # i'll teach ya to play videogames, anonette. 08/21/23(Mon) 22:37:03 No.32462112 : Anonymous >>32461424 # god no, i would never! no but actually i really hate those types of games >>32461428 # >>32461640 # yea i rlly dont get it either games are supposed to be FUN not a STRESS

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Anon moves into a country house | /r/Greentext

File: pepe.jpg (62 KB, 975x600) F i wasn't expecting that Anonymous 08/21/23(Mon)18:02:28 No.2634462 ► >be me, 20 years old >move into a farmhouse and live alone enjoying my life >decide to invite my friends over and we explore a nearby school at the middle of the night >we make this a "tradition" and keep buying tactical gear to do more "urban exploration", friends end up buying NVGS while i buy a ghillie suit >ffw to last night, friends come fully loaded in tactical gear and we think the schools onto us, so i lay down in a field >friends find a USB in their Admin building and swipe it, plug it into their computer and look at it my ghillie suit and comms >another group of people are seen entering the same school on a bike wearing hi vis and no masks are seen clearly breaking into classrooms. >mfw the school never suspected our group was doing anything >mfw we have competition and dont know who the f--- those people are well anons, i dont know wether or not to be confused or worried about anything but this s--- will be interesting to watch >> Anonymous 08/21/23(Mon)20:11:30 No.2634482 One time I borrowed a PVS-14 from a friend. I laid in a grass field looking at the stars for 10 minutes and caught a wonderful shooting star. I've never seen one like that one since. You should behead the opponents. >>> Anonymous 08/21/23(Mon)20:23:19 No.2634489 ► No idea what's going on here but I'm glad you're all having fun

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>> WATCH OUT S.S. TRUMP... HERE COMES A JOEPEDO! Anonymous (ID: PtowQKud) 03/09/20(Mon)22:03:13 No.247294862>>247294935 >>247295044>>247295084>>247295127 >>247295906 >>247296042 >>247296832 >>247297042 >>247297305 >>247297334>>247297437 >>247297491 >>247297634>>247297739 >>247297886 >>247297950 >>247298451 >>247298826 >>247299016 >>247299368 >>247299587 >>247299715 >the meme that finally brought down Trump Anonymous (ID: nCMcTDSr 03/09/20(Mon)22:05:01 No.247295044>>247295159 >>247295629 >>247295685>>247296586 >>247296818 >>247296832 >>247297136 >>247297394>>247297812>>247299016 >>247299040 >>247299115>>247299194>>247299270 >>247299368 File: 237AB6A5-746D-42CE-B957-1(...).jpg (3 KB, 125x119) >>247294862 (OP) > Joe >P--- Ahahahahahahahahaha Anonymous (ID: PtowQKud) 03/09/20(Mon)22:05:56 No.247295159 >>247296818 >>247296832 >>247297834>>247298392 >>247295044 no not like that Anonymous (ID: PtowQKud) 03/09/20(Mon)22:15:17 No.247296235>>247296329 >>247296657 >>247296786 >>247296832 >>247296996 >>247297164>>247297205>>247297294 >>247297576 >>247297990 >>247298981 >>247299159 >>247299368 how do I delete the thread how do I delete the thread

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: Anonymous 2.44 MB JPG 08/12/23(Sat)01:00:29 No.117759237 >>117759082 # During my worst depressive stretch I always made it to the bathroom. The toilet clogged and I couldn't unclog it and just kept s------- on top of s---. >>117759254 # >>117760933 # >>117761536 # >>117763864 # >>117763929 # >>117763955 # >>117763980 # >>117764015 # >>117764024 # >>117764048 # >>117764959 # >>117768652 # >>117768726 # >>117768974 # >>117769580 # >>117771826 # >>117772692 #

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: Anonymous (ID: 9qKIW8HN) FOR SOLD SAYY DA 08/22/23(Tue)08:58:31 No.438741472 U real.jpg 91 KB JPG >buys your dreamhome for 50k above asking price >rents the property out for $1600/mo per room >bankrupts the world economy >has zero self-awareness >believes life today to be as fulfilling as it was in the 1950's >refuses to die : Anonymous (ID: OTBPxL3R 08/22/23(Tue)08:59:45 No.438741587 >>438741472 (OP) # >refuses to die This is the bit that gets me. How the f--- aren't the dropping like flies yet? Are they immortal? >>438741890 # >>438742189 # >>438742510 # >>438745531 >>438746597 # >>438746819 # >>438747837 # >>438748526 # >>438749166 # >>438749286 # >>438750459 # >>438750957 # >>438751167 # >>438756591 # >>438758076 # >>438760399 # >>438760509 # >>438766408 #

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: Anonymous 65 KB JPG >be me >24 08/22/23(Tue)09:07:24 No.74474819 >havent spoken to a single human being in nearly 4 years >all work is online >buy all groceries in self checkout >live in a small house adjacent to a crack den >none of my friends from high school have ever bothered to contact me >mom sends happy birthday message and Christmas message every year thats it >never had a gf Yup life is good

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: Anonymous We Did A Tad Bit Of Troling 08/22/23(Tue)01:57:37 No.74471526 Context: the /toy/ 4chan board is filled with the biggest turbo autists on earth. >be me regular/toy/ poster >join Al waifu general on /r9k/ >find out the Prodia website can generate good enough Ai images, that look enough like toys to fool people for half a second. 20 KB JPG >hatch a plan >decide to use an entire day to generate fake toy announcement to post on the /toy/ board >s--- goes crazy >figma adolf Hitler, sh figuarts shrek, new power rangers movie figures all posted on the same day >half the anons are devoting entire private discord servers to stop the misinformation >the other half is believing we are getting a new doc ock Disney+ TV show >3 day ban after all the chaos ensues >mods have to ban half the posts that day. So if you want to bother a few omega level autists, use ai to generate a few fake toys. Best model is "absolute reality v1.81" Your welcome.

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Anonymous 980 KB GIF 10/22/22(Sat)16:13:13 No.70689798 > it's over my brother in christ, we aren't even halfway there

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Anonymous 8 minutes ago 1669377675709127.png (7.2 KB, 228x221) 4 REPLIES 1 IMAGE 904779628 How do I legally make my white neighbour pay my rent for reparations? I think he should also pay for my car too. How do I make him do it?

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