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Anonymous 844 KB PNG 01/28/23(Sat)11:03:04 No.72000330 Fun story about Little Caesar's: >be me a few months ago >have foot fetish that manifests itself in interesting ways >decide to post a craigslist ad looking for a woman to crush a pizza with her bare feet, videotape herself doing it, and deliver me the pizza >9/10 with very nice, slender feet responds >set things up >get a nice verification video from her talking about how her feet are sweaty and detailing what she will do just to make sure it really is her >verification alone makes me diamonds >meet up with her in a parking lot, give her the money and she gives me the pizza, very few words exchanged >eat the entire pizza over the course of the night >it is absolutely disgusting and I keep dry heaving with each time I swallow, but I manage to down it all >shudder and become nauseous whenever I see Little Caesars or somebody mentions it

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

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Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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