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File: 1377219945193.gif-(1006 KB, 500x333, sad charlie gif.gif) TAILS Anonymous (ID: hP/+5lwj) 08/22/13(Thu)21:05:45 No.501550517 Replies: >>501551059 >>501551818 Feels thread? >have a friend named Paul >paul is awsome >polite,chivilraus. will give you 50 bucks and not care if you pay him back >general good guy greg type >training to be a paramedic, which is a big hit with the ladies >we all have been planning this camping trip for about a month >get everything set, times locations, carpooling, everything >Paul says he cant go, it falls on his little bro's birthday >dont even know he had little brother >tell him we can all go and visit, or he can even go if he wants >paul says thanks but its just going to be a little get together. nothing special, itll be boring and to just go without him. he'll go to next one >we get this idea to follow him surprise them with a party (some of the girls in the group are the "every sitution needs party planner" type) >not one of our smarter ideas >pack up a car full of party supplies, everything except beer >paul doesnt drink >get up early, follow paul to his town >joking about we're undercover when suddenly..oh no >no no no no no no > paul drives into a cemetary >please be a shortcut please be a shortcut >nope >we watch him get out with a liter of soda, and a package of cupcakes >goes over to a headstone, puts a cupcake on top wth a it cande in it and a cup of soda >pulls out a chair,does the same for himself and starts talking to the it >an hour or so later, the candle is almost burnt out and the food is gone >he starts packing up, before he leaves he puts a little present on top next to the cupcake >as soon as he places it, he kneels down and starts to cry for about 15 minutes >paul is not the type to cry about anything >gets the last of his things, packs up and heads back >dead silence for the ride back >see him 2 days later, ask him about the party >"oh it was fun. I got him a new stack of baseball cards. can you believe kids still like those? I guess he'll always be 12" drunk driver killed his brother when he was 15.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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