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: Anonymous 65 KB JPG >be me >24 08/22/23(Tue)09:07:24 No.74474819 >havent spoken to a single human being in nearly 4 years >all work is online >buy all groceries in self checkout >live in a small house adjacent to a crack den >none of my friends from high school have ever bothered to contact me >mom sends happy birthday message and Christmas message every year thats it >never had a gf Yup life is good

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous (ID: B/r2xCOD Indians will replace Jews as t(...) Jews have grown decadent: fat and lazy and nepotistic. They are not like their forebears, who were hungry go getters. Upper classes get replaced every now and then. The WASPS became fat and lazy and got replaced by the Jews. Now the Indians are replacing the Jews. 08/21/23(Mon)11:38:32 No.4386437 The Indians will be the new elite class of Western societies. What will they do with their tremendous power? PT 219 KB JPG Tech PT Anonymous (ID: eHdLB4pW) 401 DIS Sn 08/21/23(Mon)11:41:26 No.4386439 Google LonlyFans BRICS Micron 761 KB JPG 1177 St US INPAC The Vace of Indias-Amencam P Anonymous (ID: fk401+rz) Ant se kvinde met tại am Po promote la presMAJESIKAL PETRA Compudayaka COMPACTE IBM The real aryans all along >>438648689 # >>438649681 # >>438652530 # Large Cameroon Litta, NOVARTIS N 08/21/23(Mon)11:43:45 No.4386441

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Anon Does A Little Trolling On 4chan: /toy/ Posting | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous We Did A Tad Bit Of Troling 08/22/23(Tue)01:57:37 No.74471526 Context: the /toy/ 4chan board is filled with the biggest turbo autists on earth. >be me regular/toy/ poster >join Al waifu general on /r9k/ >find out the Prodia website can generate good enough Ai images, that look enough like toys to fool people for half a second. 20 KB JPG >hatch a plan >decide to use an entire day to generate fake toy announcement to post on the /toy/ board >s--- goes crazy >figma adolf Hitler, sh figuarts shrek, new power rangers movie figures all posted on the same day >half the anons are devoting entire private discord servers to stop the misinformation >the other half is believing we are getting a new doc ock Disney+ TV show >3 day ban after all the chaos ensues >mods have to ban half the posts that day. So if you want to bother a few omega level autists, use ai to generate a few fake toys. Best model is "absolute reality v1.81" Your welcome.

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Anonymous 980 KB GIF 10/22/22(Sat)16:13:13 No.70689798 > it's over my brother in christ, we aren't even halfway there

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Anon needs someone else to pay | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 8 minutes ago 1669377675709127.png (7.2 KB, 228x221) 4 REPLIES 1 IMAGE 904779628 How do I legally make my white neighbour pay my rent for reparations? I think he should also pay for my car too. How do I make him do it?

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: Anonymous (ID: xpewCcg2 486 KB GIF 08/22/23(Tue)17:01:09 No.438773909 >be me >get out of neetdom (with outside help) >start a business >other businesses are my clients >one client is always struggling to hire employees >find out they pay less than mcdonalds, with no benefits >"nobody wants to work" he says at least 10 times per meeting >he blames covid stimulus and relief at least 3 times per meeting >he mentions his record profits about 20 times per meeting >look up his business >he got ~$160k of PPP loans written off It's all public information, if you know the business name to look up. No doubt he made payments when the loan was active, but the rest was free money for him. He's a good guy, but he's blind to how hypocritical he is about the situation. And he's just one of many clients of mine who are struggling to fill positions while having received PPP loan forgiveness. And they all of the positions have s--- pay. He's making record profits while struggling to fill positions. Yet it never occurs to him to raise his employees' wages. Why are they like this?

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Anon isn't gay | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_1172 (1).jpg (43 KB, 930x931) Anonymous 08/21/23(Mon)21:00:15 No.74469916 >>74469936 >>74470713 >>74470714 >Be me >In relationship >Their dad loves me >F--- dad >Girlfriend breaks up with me This has happened four times now how do I stop Anonymous 08/21/23 (Mon)21:02:28 No.74469932 >>74470694 relationship with her dad Anonymous 08/21/23 (Mon)21:02:59 No.74469936 >>74469916 (OP) >now how do I stop You stop f------ their dads, obviously. Anonymous 08/21/23 (Mon)22:29:17 No.74470694 >>74469932 I'm not about to be gay

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OC content right here | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 26 KB JPG time at school >grades decent, parents always complaining, wanting more, ground for bringing a B-grade home >several times a day suicide thoughts, never realize them because I'm a p---- >no friends >never loved >one day desperate me goes onto f------ fakku.dating 04/11/19(Thu)18:04:58 No.797152190 okay /b/ listen the f--- up cause here's smth I have to tell you f------ >types cringy message like "looking for actual love, if not interested please skip me, have a nice day" >as I said kissless virgin >be me >be be depressed, kissless 18yo virgin >got bullied through out the entire >anyways, post that s--- to every person I get matched with, most of them skip right away cause perverts who wanna role play, or make fun of me >one girl actually stays, keeps talking to me >get her discord >we text for a couple of weeks, getting to know each other, starting to like each other >she's sweet, lovely, supportive, funny >she admits she has feelings for me >happy.exe >I love her too Now we get to the real s--- bois >she's currently in Vietnam for vacation >one day in her hotel room texting me she doesn't feel so good, like she's about to collapse >her parents are out for grocery shopping >tell her to call them immediately >don't get a text back for a week >I am worried af, starting to think that it's just to get rid of me >after 1 and a half weeks I get a message back "I'm at a hospital anon, apparently it looks like I could die any moment" >get sad >tell her everything is going to be alright I am always on the phone for her, everything is going to be alright >doctors don't really speak English, everything is really messy >doctors say she's got a 5% chance of surviving >keep texting her, she can't answer often because of passing out or medical stuff : Anonymous >keep texting her, everytime worried she might never answer again (1) M 22 KB JPG >every day is a struggle for me, can't focus on school, can't focus on my life >just worried about the girl I love >she's texting more frequent >after a month doctors say she's getting better >she says she also feels a lot better >she gets transported back to her country >doctors there tell her how lucky she is to still be alive >after another week she gets out of the hospital >"anon, through all this time you were there for me, you texted me everyday, that gave me strength, you were the person I fought for all this time, I just wanted to be with you for the rest of my life, that's what kept me going, I... I love you" >tell her I love her too 04/11/19(Thu)18:30:12 No.797153329 okay /b/ listen the f--- up cause here's part 2 >she tells me her last boyfriend abused her, she gave up her will to live, but when I came I helped her find it again >instantly bought a plane ticket to visit her >don't care about parents or school, just want to see her >get on the plane the next day, 5 hour flight >she's waiting at the airport >she's beautiful >she looks at me >we fall into each other's arms >she kisses me, tells me she loves me >I say I love her too >yeah that's basically it, no real conclusion, f--- you this is not a movie and that's the story on how I got my girlfriend, I just felt like I had to share this It's never too late /b/ros even if you have to go through a lot of s---, even if you have to go on a f------ April fools hentai dating page, everybody can find their significant other (2)

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Anon questions his existence after touching grass | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 148 KB JPG 08/13/23(Sun)19:47:56 No.74368404 >go touch grass anon >i go out and touch grass >i have to talk to people >suddenly my hands are cold >i cant breath >i cant think >my whole skin starts to itchy and burn >face, head, chest, back and arms >suddenly i cant breath even less >it wont pass until i get home and take a cold shower Why was I born

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Kaiser and feminist | /r/Greentext

>Two American feminists were introduced to Emperor Wilhelm aboard his yacht in Kiel. >They spoke up and extensively described the degrading situation women were in within Germany. The Emperor patiently listened, and as soon as they finished, he sighed in relief and said, 'Well then! On this matter, I defer to my wife's judgment. Do you know what she tells me? She tells me that women shouldn't concern themselves with anything beyond the Four K's. >The Four K's?' exclaimed the Americans in unison. >I almost forgot, said the Emperor, 'that you don't speak German. The Four K's are: Kinder, Küche, Kirche, and Kleider (children, kitchen, church, and clothing). >The Americans left, convinced that any further discussion was futile. 58 KB JPG

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Anon calls itself based in random comments | /r/Greentext

: michael THE PROBLEM WITH FIT post body Paten 127 KB PNG 08/21/23(Mon)19:54:49 No.72012273 >wake up >do ten sit ups >open /fit/ >pick a random comment >disagree with everything they say vehemently regardless of whether I'm right or not >declare myself based and the other person cringe >go on my phone >reply to my post "based" >call the other person a gay f-- for asking me to post body >reply "based" to myself again >when the other person calls me a samefag I post a 'cap showing that I am in fact two different IPs >go on my phone and post BTFO to the stranger >leave and repeat all day long on every thread that looks like it will be popular

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Anon is sad to see Elves suffer | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 04/23/21 (Fri)07:09:44 No.63346436 File: marcille.jpg (194 KB, 953x954) >live a long, happy life with your elven wife >she was 200 when you met her >she's 260 now >looks the same as the day you met >be human >die >elf wife suffers and mourns you for hundreds of years alone That's f------ why.

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Never change, /b/. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 28 KB JPG >>812512559 # Anonymous >>812512422 # >F----- 10/24/19(Thu)09:55:54 No.812512422 Okay /B/ I'm board so let's do a community green text I'L start >be me 10/24/19(Thu)09:58:19 No.812512559

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