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: Anonymous 26 KB JPG time at school >grades decent, parents always complaining, wanting more, ground for bringing a B-grade home >several times a day suicide thoughts, never realize them because I'm a p---- >no friends >never loved >one day desperate me goes onto f------ fakku.dating 04/11/19(Thu)18:04:58 No.797152190 okay /b/ listen the f--- up cause here's smth I have to tell you f------ >types cringy message like "looking for actual love, if not interested please skip me, have a nice day" >as I said kissless virgin >be me >be be depressed, kissless 18yo virgin >got bullied through out the entire >anyways, post that s--- to every person I get matched with, most of them skip right away cause perverts who wanna role play, or make fun of me >one girl actually stays, keeps talking to me >get her discord >we text for a couple of weeks, getting to know each other, starting to like each other >she's sweet, lovely, supportive, funny >she admits she has feelings for me >happy.exe >I love her too Now we get to the real s--- bois >she's currently in Vietnam for vacation >one day in her hotel room texting me she doesn't feel so good, like she's about to collapse >her parents are out for grocery shopping >tell her to call them immediately >don't get a text back for a week >I am worried af, starting to think that it's just to get rid of me >after 1 and a half weeks I get a message back "I'm at a hospital anon, apparently it looks like I could die any moment" >get sad >tell her everything is going to be alright I am always on the phone for her, everything is going to be alright >doctors don't really speak English, everything is really messy >doctors say she's got a 5% chance of surviving >keep texting her, she can't answer often because of passing out or medical stuff : Anonymous >keep texting her, everytime worried she might never answer again (1) M 22 KB JPG >every day is a struggle for me, can't focus on school, can't focus on my life >just worried about the girl I love >she's texting more frequent >after a month doctors say she's getting better >she says she also feels a lot better >she gets transported back to her country >doctors there tell her how lucky she is to still be alive >after another week she gets out of the hospital >"anon, through all this time you were there for me, you texted me everyday, that gave me strength, you were the person I fought for all this time, I just wanted to be with you for the rest of my life, that's what kept me going, I... I love you" >tell her I love her too 04/11/19(Thu)18:30:12 No.797153329 okay /b/ listen the f--- up cause here's part 2 >she tells me her last boyfriend abused her, she gave up her will to live, but when I came I helped her find it again >instantly bought a plane ticket to visit her >don't care about parents or school, just want to see her >get on the plane the next day, 5 hour flight >she's waiting at the airport >she's beautiful >she looks at me >we fall into each other's arms >she kisses me, tells me she loves me >I say I love her too >yeah that's basically it, no real conclusion, f--- you this is not a movie and that's the story on how I got my girlfriend, I just felt like I had to share this It's never too late /b/ros even if you have to go through a lot of s---, even if you have to go on a f------ April fools hentai dating page, everybody can find their significant other (2)

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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