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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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>be me >surgeon >35 hour operation >do it perfectly with no mistakes everyone thanks god

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: Anonymous 136 KB JPG 02/13/22(Sun)19:52:58 No.163841156 >2022 >no more gay joke, fat joke, black people joke 02/13/22(Sun)19:54:27 No.163841195 : Anonymous >A gay, a fat, and a black walks into a bar >the bartender turns and says "Hi, OP!" >>163841371 # >>163841815 # >>163842163 # >>163842333 # >>163842466 # >>163844282 # >>163844378 # >>163844533 # >>163844832 # >>163845190 #

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Anon is an alien | /r/Greentext

File: aliens-dancing.gif (1.32 MB, 220x147) https://is2.4chan.org/x/1692688468344205.gif I am an Alien Ayylmao !!FTlcqHEGWXh 08/22/23(Tue)09:14:28 No.35679798 [Reply] >>35680065 >>35680070 >>35680094 I will answer your questions if I can. I'm not so knowledgeable about everything relating to us but I will try my best to answer your questions 10 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view. Ayylmao !!FTlcqHEGWXh 08/22/23(Tue)09:36:44 No.35679932 >>35679887 >What is your number? No idea >What is the name of your ship? No Idea >What is your position/function on the ship? Tourist/Immigrant >What is your species? Currently Human, I don't recall my previous species but I was brought to earth by something like those Greys >What is your faction's agenda? To live among Humans or as a Human >so is it true you can't teleport you just create localized wormholes and go through them so fast in your space ships that it doesn't close up on you or was that a lie from nobody in particular and you can really teleport and can you give me the math for making wormholes and why it doesn't stablize easy? uhh, I don't know >>35679915 >>35679924

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femanons game dillema | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous is being bad at video games fembrained? ive spent hundreds of hours into playing games through my life and yet i never mastered, actually not even got good at, any game ive played i just boot up a game for like a round or two or maybe half an hour and play on easy mode with cheats on and thats enough of a fill for me for the day i still have never even actually beaten the dragon in minecraft for example and i stay away from competitive games because theyre just not fun lol 2 121 KB JPG : Anonymous yes, unless its celeste >>32462112 # 08/21/23 (Mon)21:18:59 No.32461200 : Anonymous >>32461428 # 08/21/23(Mon)21:38:28 No.32461424 : Anonymous >>32461200 (OP) # Yes, but you're the perfect vidya gf/wife. You're no threat to your man's ego at gaming ability but want to be involved in his main hobby. Literally me >>32461534 # >>32462112 # 08/21/23(Mon)21:38:57 No.32461428 >>32462112 # 08/21/23(Mon)21:49:11 No.32461534 : Anonymous >>32461200 (OP) # Uuugh competitive games. I always got dragged into them by my friends but I never cared to git gud because I'm not a very competitive person. But my friends played them. So I had to play them. And now a friend I play coop pve games with wants to up the difficulty constantly like, I just wanna spend some time with my friend not stress out. I think guys are just really annoying when they get into a game 08/21/23(Mon)21:59:06 No.32461640 : Flux !!HOR183FojEb 08/21/23 (Mon)22:03:27 No.32461695 >>32461200 (OP) # i'll teach ya to play videogames, anonette. 08/21/23(Mon) 22:37:03 No.32462112 : Anonymous >>32461424 # god no, i would never! no but actually i really hate those types of games >>32461428 # >>32461640 # yea i rlly dont get it either games are supposed to be FUN not a STRESS

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Anon moves into a country house | /r/Greentext

File: pepe.jpg (62 KB, 975x600) F i wasn't expecting that Anonymous 08/21/23(Mon)18:02:28 No.2634462 ► >be me, 20 years old >move into a farmhouse and live alone enjoying my life >decide to invite my friends over and we explore a nearby school at the middle of the night >we make this a "tradition" and keep buying tactical gear to do more "urban exploration", friends end up buying NVGS while i buy a ghillie suit >ffw to last night, friends come fully loaded in tactical gear and we think the schools onto us, so i lay down in a field >friends find a USB in their Admin building and swipe it, plug it into their computer and look at it my ghillie suit and comms >another group of people are seen entering the same school on a bike wearing hi vis and no masks are seen clearly breaking into classrooms. >mfw the school never suspected our group was doing anything >mfw we have competition and dont know who the f--- those people are well anons, i dont know wether or not to be confused or worried about anything but this s--- will be interesting to watch >> Anonymous 08/21/23(Mon)20:11:30 No.2634482 One time I borrowed a PVS-14 from a friend. I laid in a grass field looking at the stars for 10 minutes and caught a wonderful shooting star. I've never seen one like that one since. You should behead the opponents. >>> Anonymous 08/21/23(Mon)20:23:19 No.2634489 ► No idea what's going on here but I'm glad you're all having fun

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Anon is a master of wordplay. | /r/Greentext

>> WATCH OUT S.S. TRUMP... HERE COMES A JOEPEDO! Anonymous (ID: PtowQKud) 03/09/20(Mon)22:03:13 No.247294862>>247294935 >>247295044>>247295084>>247295127 >>247295906 >>247296042 >>247296832 >>247297042 >>247297305 >>247297334>>247297437 >>247297491 >>247297634>>247297739 >>247297886 >>247297950 >>247298451 >>247298826 >>247299016 >>247299368 >>247299587 >>247299715 >the meme that finally brought down Trump Anonymous (ID: nCMcTDSr 03/09/20(Mon)22:05:01 No.247295044>>247295159 >>247295629 >>247295685>>247296586 >>247296818 >>247296832 >>247297136 >>247297394>>247297812>>247299016 >>247299040 >>247299115>>247299194>>247299270 >>247299368 File: 237AB6A5-746D-42CE-B957-1(...).jpg (3 KB, 125x119) >>247294862 (OP) > Joe >P--- Ahahahahahahahahaha Anonymous (ID: PtowQKud) 03/09/20(Mon)22:05:56 No.247295159 >>247296818 >>247296832 >>247297834>>247298392 >>247295044 no not like that Anonymous (ID: PtowQKud) 03/09/20(Mon)22:15:17 No.247296235>>247296329 >>247296657 >>247296786 >>247296832 >>247296996 >>247297164>>247297205>>247297294 >>247297576 >>247297990 >>247298981 >>247299159 >>247299368 how do I delete the thread how do I delete the thread

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Anon was a little depressive. The replies speak for themselves. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 2.44 MB JPG 08/12/23(Sat)01:00:29 No.117759237 >>117759082 # During my worst depressive stretch I always made it to the bathroom. The toilet clogged and I couldn't unclog it and just kept s------- on top of s---. >>117759254 # >>117760933 # >>117761536 # >>117763864 # >>117763929 # >>117763955 # >>117763980 # >>117764015 # >>117764024 # >>117764048 # >>117764959 # >>117768652 # >>117768726 # >>117768974 # >>117769580 # >>117771826 # >>117772692 #

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He doesn't know about the secret boomer immortality pills | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 9qKIW8HN) FOR SOLD SAYY DA 08/22/23(Tue)08:58:31 No.438741472 U real.jpg 91 KB JPG >buys your dreamhome for 50k above asking price >rents the property out for $1600/mo per room >bankrupts the world economy >has zero self-awareness >believes life today to be as fulfilling as it was in the 1950's >refuses to die : Anonymous (ID: OTBPxL3R 08/22/23(Tue)08:59:45 No.438741587 >>438741472 (OP) # >refuses to die This is the bit that gets me. How the f--- aren't the dropping like flies yet? Are they immortal? >>438741890 # >>438742189 # >>438742510 # >>438745531 >>438746597 # >>438746819 # >>438747837 # >>438748526 # >>438749166 # >>438749286 # >>438750459 # >>438750957 # >>438751167 # >>438756591 # >>438758076 # >>438760399 # >>438760509 # >>438766408 #

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: Anonymous 65 KB JPG >be me >24 08/22/23(Tue)09:07:24 No.74474819 >havent spoken to a single human being in nearly 4 years >all work is online >buy all groceries in self checkout >live in a small house adjacent to a crack den >none of my friends from high school have ever bothered to contact me >mom sends happy birthday message and Christmas message every year thats it >never had a gf Yup life is good

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Redeem or not to Redeem | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: B/r2xCOD Indians will replace Jews as t(...) Jews have grown decadent: fat and lazy and nepotistic. They are not like their forebears, who were hungry go getters. Upper classes get replaced every now and then. The WASPS became fat and lazy and got replaced by the Jews. Now the Indians are replacing the Jews. 08/21/23(Mon)11:38:32 No.4386437 The Indians will be the new elite class of Western societies. What will they do with their tremendous power? PT 219 KB JPG Tech PT Anonymous (ID: eHdLB4pW) 401 DIS Sn 08/21/23(Mon)11:41:26 No.4386439 Google LonlyFans BRICS Micron 761 KB JPG 1177 St US INPAC The Vace of Indias-Amencam P Anonymous (ID: fk401+rz) Ant se kvinde met tại am Po promote la presMAJESIKAL PETRA Compudayaka COMPACTE IBM The real aryans all along >>438648689 # >>438649681 # >>438652530 # Large Cameroon Litta, NOVARTIS N 08/21/23(Mon)11:43:45 No.4386441

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Anon Does A Little Trolling On 4chan: /toy/ Posting | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous We Did A Tad Bit Of Troling 08/22/23(Tue)01:57:37 No.74471526 Context: the /toy/ 4chan board is filled with the biggest turbo autists on earth. >be me regular/toy/ poster >join Al waifu general on /r9k/ >find out the Prodia website can generate good enough Ai images, that look enough like toys to fool people for half a second. 20 KB JPG >hatch a plan >decide to use an entire day to generate fake toy announcement to post on the /toy/ board >s--- goes crazy >figma adolf Hitler, sh figuarts shrek, new power rangers movie figures all posted on the same day >half the anons are devoting entire private discord servers to stop the misinformation >the other half is believing we are getting a new doc ock Disney+ TV show >3 day ban after all the chaos ensues >mods have to ban half the posts that day. So if you want to bother a few omega level autists, use ai to generate a few fake toys. Best model is "absolute reality v1.81" Your welcome.

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Anonymous 980 KB GIF 10/22/22(Sat)16:13:13 No.70689798 > it's over my brother in christ, we aren't even halfway there

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