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: Anonymous Pointless i----- autist story 8 KB JPG 08/20/23(Sun)05:40:10 No.904655281 For years I told people I knew a story about fingering my sister until she peed. It's a funny but mostly pointless story that everyone got terribly embarrassed hearing. Many of them knew my sister too. One day I told a relative about it in front of my sister and she started screaming. Everyone got mad at me. That's how I learned that fingering means putting your finger in someone's vagina and not tickling someone. Remembering the numerous reactions people had hearing me tell that story is still the single richest source of embarrassment in my life. I cringe deeply almost every day before bed to an almost suicidal degree. In 2017 it got so bad that I tried to add multiple former colleagues on Facebook just to explain that that disturbing version was not what I meant, needless to say the vast majority either blocked me or did not accept the request, and the ones who did hear my explanation were embarrassed to hear it being explained. Most of those never replied and they probably didn't believe it.

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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